Dad found the body pillow

[Deleted member 205421]

So long story short my dad was helping me move shit out of my flat that I was living in for a while to move back in with them. That’s when he opened the closet and found my body pillow in there. There was no anime bitch on it just a grey cover but he kind of paused for a second.

He obviously fucking knew what it was so I just explained how sleeping with it raises oxytocin levels and lowers cortisol but he just thought I was an aspie neck beard trying to cover up.

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

TLDR title and how tf do I explain this shit without seeming like a retarded gooner?

 

[Notcel]

Youre cooked boyo

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

why didn't u spin his jaw

 

[itsoverforme333]

So long story short my dad was helping me move shit out of my flat that I was living in for a while to move back in with them. That’s when he opened the closet and found my body pillow in there. There was no anime bitch on it just a grey cover but he kind of paused for a second.

He obviously fucking knew what it was so I just explained how sleeping with it raises oxytocin levels and lowers cortisol but he just thought I was an aspie neck beard trying to cover up.

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

TLDR title and how tf do I explain this shit without seeming like a retarded gooner?

Just tell him the truth that u are a gooner

 

[Deleted member 205421]

why didn't u spin his jaw

That nigga is taller than me by 4 inches blud didn’t pass on any of his fucking genes

 

[the exile v2]

ur triping bro

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

That nigga is taller than me by 4 inches blud didn’t pass on any of his fucking genes

this assumes height makes you less knockout-able

 

[Deleted member 205421]

this assumes height makes you less knockout-able

Also outweighs me not looking to get bodied

 

[Deleted member 205421]

I acc need that thing to sleep as well. I’ve timed it and it takes me and hour longer on average to sleep when I don’t have it

 

[HundredManSlayer]

uh say your friend left it there

 

[Deleted member 205421]

uh say your friend left it there

Too late for that bhai. Already said it was mine

 

[Zerkmaxed]

So long story short my dad was helping me move shit out of my flat that I was living in for a while to move back in with them. That’s when he opened the closet and found my body pillow in there. There was no anime bitch on it just a grey cover but he kind of paused for a second.

He obviously fucking knew what it was so I just explained how sleeping with it raises oxytocin levels and lowers cortisol but he just thought I was an aspie neck beard trying to cover up.

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

TLDR title and how tf do I explain this shit without seeming like a retarded gooner?

It’s genuinely so over

 

[moongazer]

So long story short my dad was helping me move shit out of my flat that I was living in for a while to move back in with them. That’s when he opened the closet and found my body pillow in there. There was no anime bitch on it just a grey cover but he kind of paused for a second.

He obviously fucking knew what it was so I just explained how sleeping with it raises oxytocin levels and lowers cortisol but he just thought I was an aspie neck beard trying to cover up.

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

TLDR title and how tf do I explain this shit without seeming like a retarded gooner?

lol just tell him your a fan big pillows

 

[Zerkmaxed]

I acc need that thing to sleep as well. I’ve timed it and it takes me and hour longer on average to sleep when I don’t have it

Would you recommend every virgin loser use a body pillow for oxytocin and high quality sleep?

 

[HundredManSlayer]

I acc need that thing to sleep as well. I’ve timed it and it takes me and hour longer on average to sleep when I don’t have it

burn it and throw the ashes away and just gaslight him into thinking it was his imagination

 

[Deleted member 205421]

Would you recommend every virgin loser use a body pillow for oxytocin and high quality sleep?

Yeah I would, I’ve slept with girls and the difference is minimal. Plus the pillow won’t cheat on you, sleep on your arm until it’s sore or make you spend money and jester. Overall yes you should

 

[bosnian]

brutal, where are you from?

 

[StyIix]

So long story short my dad was helping me move shit out of my flat that I was living in for a while to move back in with them. That’s when he opened the closet and found my body pillow in there. There was no anime bitch on it just a grey cover but he kind of paused for a second.

He obviously fucking knew what it was so I just explained how sleeping with it raises oxytocin levels and lowers cortisol but he just thought I was an aspie neck beard trying to cover up.

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

TLDR title and how tf do I explain this shit without seeming like a retarded gooner?

Dnr

 

[ltnjasper08]

So long story short my dad was helping me move shit out of my flat that I was living in for a while to move back in with them. That’s when he opened the closet and found my body pillow in there. There was no anime bitch on it just a grey cover but he kind of paused for a second.

He obviously fucking knew what it was so I just explained how sleeping with it raises oxytocin levels and lowers cortisol but he just thought I was an aspie neck beard trying to cover up.

He said he’ll talk to me about it later with my mom.

TLDR title and how tf do I explain this shit without seeming like a retarded gooner?

just say ur fucking anime pillows dad will respect it

 

[Deleted member 205421]

brutal, where are you from?

Utah bhai

 

[Deleted member 205421]

just say ur fucking anime pillows dad will respect it

Might be the only way. Might respect my honesty

 

[Zerkmaxed]

Yeah I would, I’ve slept with girls and the difference is minimal. Plus the pillow won’t cheat on you, sleep on your arm until it’s sore or make you spend money and jester. Overall yes you should

Good advice thank you

 

[Deleted member 205421]

Good advice thank you

Nws us greys need to stick together

 

[Zerkmaxed]

Nws us greys need to stick together

we won’t be grey much longer

 

[Miki]

Yeah bro there is little going back from this, get a gf asap only option

 

[ltnjasper08]

Might be the only way. Might respect my honesty

yeah fs just try

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

a retarded gooner

 

[User28823]

body pillows are normal aasf?

i use one

unless u hajve some 12 year old anime bitch on it