Daily reminder that being old is a death sentence to your qualify of life

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disillusioned

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I was at an open breakfast at work today (amazingly I still somehow have work) and there was this guy, probably somewhere in his late 40's and 50s, and I offered him some oreos (I brought a pack with me). He declined, saying he wasn't 'allowed' to eat them. All the older members of the work team said the same thing. Only myself (34m) and only one other work member (similar age) ate them.

This is what awaits you in the future. A horrible 'nothing is allowed cus muh health' dystopia cus 'muh heart muh liver'.

"I am only going to eat one cookie and drink one beer :feelswah:"

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People who are gonna hold my coffin aren't gonna be black
 
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Brother, you're 34 years old?
 
And they say you only die once
 
Oreos are slave food, imagine thinking giving up oreos and beer makes your life worse, if anything it improves . When you eat clean you will naturally be repelled by those things because you instinctively know it s poison .
 
Oreos are slave food, imagine thinking giving up oreos and beer makes your life worse, if anything it improves . When you eat clean you will naturally be repelled by those things because you instinctively know it s poison .
Bluepill tbh. Chad can eat 2 cheeseburgers a day and still retain good bodyfat ratios and healthy blood pressure. Meanwhile the subhumans have to go on 2 hour daily jogs just so they don't have a stroke at 62.
 

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