Daily reminder that massai jumps won’t make you taller😱

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I just found out this information and almost had a seizure due to how shocked I was

I couldn’t believe that massai jumping can’t make you go from 5’3 to 6’6
I mean how was it even possible that massai jumps don’t work

Cold showers make you taller, so massai jumping surely has to as well
And don’t forget the calithe watch

Also special thanks to this user for making me realize that massai jumps don’t increase height
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It’s crazy to think I could have gone my whole life massai jumping instead of walking thinking it would make me taller

I wonder how many other people still massai
jump who haven’t found out this information
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
 
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Sun gazing makes you taller
 
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The massi people have been jumping like that for hundreds of years it might work for them not for anyone else
 
The massi people have been jumping like that for hundreds of years it might work for them not for anyone else
But saar vitaminD said they don’t work!!!
 
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