Damn I want a pathetic gooner stinky loser girlfriend

[Jatt]

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

• smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
• crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
• hating showers (showering once a month) and brushing teeth (brushing once every 4 days), but having shaved armpits
• baggy clothed 24/7, not changing clothes, sweat stains in the pits
• often consuming unhealthy food and drinks
• thin, not much muscles on her, pretty short, both submissive and dominant depending on how she feels, but I would prefer her being mostly dominant
• mentally unstable, not too much, mixed anxiety depression disorder would be good
• without parents or any other relatives, just living with me
• gamer, bed-rotter and a neet
• must have a good heart

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Sexual preferences:

Would beat the living shit out of me, preferable giving me punches only to the head, until I black out while kissing me passionately and making me lick her delicious armpits (I love armpits). I would wake up in bruises, blood and wounds on my head, while she's on top of me riding my horse cock, french kissing me while I feel her bad breath in my mouth, feeling her oily hair on my face and smell the musk, the pheromones in the air around her. Going up and down on it, missionary style (ALWAYS passionate missionary!), she's slightly moaning, while I milk her tits like milking a cow (milk squirting everywhere), she fucks me until she faints or my cock breaks in half. Then we would stop and I'm staying inside her, cuddling her, waiting until she wakes up.

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Mannn, I wanna sniff her armpits so bad and drink gallons of her armpit juice (sweat). It's making me so hard right now. I just want me some girl like this, an absolute dream come true. Damn that would be hot. Such a turn on.

 

[crazyguy]

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

• smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
• crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
• hating showers (showering once a month) and brushing teeth (brushing once every 4 days), but having shaved armpits
• baggy clothed 24/7, not changing clothes, sweat stains in the pits
• often consuming unhealthy food and drinks
• thin, not much muscles on her, pretty short, both submissive and dominant depending on how she feels, but I would prefer her being mostly dominant
• mentally unstable, not too much, mixed anxiety depression disorder would be good
• without parents or any other relatives, just living with me
• gamer, bed-rotter and a neet
• must have a good heart

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Sexual preferences:

Would beat the living shit out of me, preferable giving me punches only to the head, until I black out while kissing me passionately and making me lick her delicious armpits (I love armpits). I would wake up in bruises, blood and wounds on my head, while she's on top of me riding my horse cock, french kissing me while I feel her bad breath in my mouth, feeling her oily hair on my face and smell the musk, the pheromones in the air around her. Going up and down on it, missionary style (ALWAYS passionate missionary!), she's slightly moaning, while I milk her tits like milking a cow (milk squirting everywhere), she fucks me until she faints or my cock breaks in half. Then we would stop and I'm staying inside her, cuddling her, waiting until she wakes up.

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Mannn, I wanna sniff her armpits so bad and drink gallons of her armpit juice (sweat). It's making me so hard right now. I just want me some girl like this, an absolute dream come true. Damn that would be hot. Such a turn on.

Youre too horny dude

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

We’re on redddit did you find this

 

[Jatt]

We’re on redddit did you find this

those who lurk on r/copypasta

 

[takethezincpill]

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

• smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
• crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
• hating showers (showering once a month) and brushing teeth (brushing once every 4 days), but having shaved armpits
• baggy clothed 24/7, not changing clothes, sweat stains in the pits
• often consuming unhealthy food and drinks
• thin, not much muscles on her, pretty short, both submissive and dominant depending on how she feels, but I would prefer her being mostly dominant
• mentally unstable, not too much, mixed anxiety depression disorder would be good
• without parents or any other relatives, just living with me
• gamer, bed-rotter and a neet
• must have a good heart

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Sexual preferences:

Would beat the living shit out of me, preferable giving me punches only to the head, until I black out while kissing me passionately and making me lick her delicious armpits (I love armpits). I would wake up in bruises, blood and wounds on my head, while she's on top of me riding my horse cock, french kissing me while I feel her bad breath in my mouth, feeling her oily hair on my face and smell the musk, the pheromones in the air around her. Going up and down on it, missionary style (ALWAYS passionate missionary!), she's slightly moaning, while I milk her tits like milking a cow (milk squirting everywhere), she fucks me until she faints or my cock breaks in half. Then we would stop and I'm staying inside her, cuddling her, waiting until she wakes up.

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Mannn, I wanna sniff her armpits so bad and drink gallons of her armpit juice (sweat). It's making me so hard right now. I just want me some girl like this, an absolute dream come true. Damn that would be hot. Such a turn on.

Put down the meat bro

 

[Sceptical]

Put down the meat bro

ever since he fucked that landwhale he has become a complete degenerate

 

[subcel45]

I could have went my entire sad life without reading this

 

[MiserableMan]

Reddit subhuman's and there nasty stories, i hope who ever made this dies from aids and a million other diseases.

 

[Thief]

"my weenor is erect"
"Mine was too when I was typing this out. It was so hot to fantasize about"

 

[helloworld]

I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

• smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
• crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
• hating showers (showering once a month) and brushing teeth (brushing once every 4 days), but having shaved armpits
• baggy clothed 24/7, not changing clothes, sweat stains in the pits
• often consuming unhealthy food and drinks
• thin, not much muscles on her, pretty short, both submissive and dominant depending on how she feels, but I would prefer her being mostly dominant
• mentally unstable, not too much, mixed anxiety depression disorder would be good
• without parents or any other relatives, just living with me
• gamer, bed-rotter and a neet
• must have a good heart

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Sexual preferences:

Would beat the living shit out of me, preferable giving me punches only to the head, until I black out while kissing me passionately and making me lick her delicious armpits (I love armpits). I would wake up in bruises, blood and wounds on my head, while she's on top of me riding my horse cock, french kissing me while I feel her bad breath in my mouth, feeling her oily hair on my face and smell the musk, the pheromones in the air around her. Going up and down on it, missionary style (ALWAYS passionate missionary!), she's slightly moaning, while I milk her tits like milking a cow (milk squirting everywhere), she fucks me until she faints or my cock breaks in half. Then we would stop and I'm staying inside her, cuddling her, waiting until she wakes up.

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Mannn, I wanna sniff her armpits so bad and drink gallons of her armpit juice (sweat). It's making me so hard right now. I just want me some girl like this, an absolute dream come true. Damn that would be hot. Such a turn on.

Me too bro

 

[ThraxxGlo]

high t

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

I want a career oriented lover

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

I want a career oriented lover

 

[Bars]

Whoa