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First, before getting balls deep into this TLDR classic, I need you to select one of the following options. I'll include this as a poll.
WARNING: THERE'S NO PARACHUTE, HAND GLIDER, WINGSUIT, BALLOONS, OR ANYTHING BUT YOUR BODY (and raft with #1, falling buddy with #3)
Option 1: Sitting on a rainbow-colored raft, you discern a projected slope. Looking downward, you see Kamala standing next to the oblique. She's laughing and gesturing for your company with a wave of her hand. You slide down the slope, "Weeeeeeeeeeeeee," you pass Kamala, and off the mountain you go, free-falling 10,000 feet to your finale—a rocky ground. The nightmarish impact decapitated your head. A Chinese feller comes rolling through the air and lands on his feet next to it. He grabs your head and jumps into a flying kick, returning to the void. Soon after, a sheep inspects your remains and urinates on it.
Option 2: Outside, you're on top of a mountain. You're lying on a bed, fiddling with your phone. A noise alerts you from your east—you see Trump. He's standing at the edge of the cliff, illustrating his prowess with a chin up, chest out, shoulders back, and stomach in. Contiguous to him, two naked women are smiling. One is pinching at her nipple, and the other is flicking her bean. Together, all three motions for your company with a wave of their hands. Obliging their request, you slide off the bed. When you approach them, quickly, Trump grabs you by the back of your neck and pushes you off the cliff. Down you go, 10,000 feet to your finale. Trump fist-punches the air. The same aftermath as Option 1 happens to your head and torso.
Option 3: Immediately entering this option, a group of thugs is beating the fuck out of you while forcing you to the edge. One angry guy kicks you in the nuts. I'm not sure what you did to that feller. Together, they push you off, but a black guy attaches himself to you. While you're falling 10,000 feet to your death, he gets your pants off and fucks you in the ass. After the impact, not far from the decapitated heads and black dick sticking out of your rectum, a group of sheep cramped together, tremoring in fear, are pissing themselves.
You have to either be intoxicated, heavily medicated, or obliviously naive to believe anyone would run for president after their last one was stolen. It's irrelevant to what happened. Trump apprised the last election was rigged while his party controlled the government. Imagine the Democrats who currently hold power, how easy is it to steal this one too.
If you vote for Trump, we're going to war with China.
If you vote for Harris, we're going to war with China.
However, if the majority of Americans don't vote, we won't go to war with China. On the contrary, and I express this with extreme warning, expect harsh retribution never witnessed before in this nation.
By voting for either party, you're committing to a responsibility without impunity. Whatever the leader does, your vote agrees to his latent terms. They will remind you that you voted for the consequences. It's a psychological ploy. Since the days of Lyndon B. Johnson, this machination has been impeccable.
Suppose you don't vote. We, as a society, refuse to participate in political pornography and instead, record the polling places to prove few have voted. They'll select one of the candidates themselves, as they do anyway, but this time declare a stealth war against us. That will lead to a historic, skyrocketing tax increase. The minimum wage drops to five dollars and, together, they ban guns, smoking, alcohol, and whatever other ways to teach us a lesson. Finally, they'll mandate voting, so next time if you don't, you'll go to jail and have to pay fines. Oh, you will cover your fucking faces again, indefinitely.
Here comes the kicker
Record all you want, it means shit to them. Do you know how many people work for the government? As of last year, 2.95 million federal employees, that includes full-time and part-time. One of the strict requirements for their employment, they must vote. Using this fact, imagine they had two hundred thousand of their employees upload fact-checked content. They declare their candidate but withhold knowledge of their job titles.
TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND contiguous clips of individuals promoting their Fact-Checked votes. That content massively promoted as a hot trend on every network online. Are the sheep keeping up with me yet?
Who says a US government Stacy couldn't record herself standing in a see-thru gown with both legs apart by several feet, enough for light behind to delineate her hanging flaps while holding a sign that shows her selected candidate?
Do you see the brilliance behind mail-in ballots? It has not a damn fucking thing to do with migrants, the disabled, or elders. They know the numbers have been steadily declining since Bush Jr, and with each new election, the total count of voters continues to decrease. But with mail-in ballots, they can project 99% of the nation participated. Regardless of evidence showing two men holding hands while standing in line by themselves at a poll.
It's not the votes that count, but your allegiance, support, and emotional investment, which is crucial to the scheme. For several years, I continue to remind you we're going to war regardless of any election result. I know the sheep like the back of my head. They're so fucking thirsty and want a purpose, they can't help but worship the vanity of staged glory. The sheep presented vulnerability to the leaders that convinced them if we don't act now, we're all fucked, including the elites. A man can be a woman? A fetus isn't a baby? This will go down as the easiest sheep slaughter in the history of the world! Pat yourselves on the back. Good job!
This one election, only this one, if no one votes, we won't go to war with China in 2025. Instead, the CPC (CCP) will reclaim its territories in Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Taiwan, the Philippines, Brunei, and later, Japan and Korea. Meanwhile, the government will enact a shitload of new laws, including mandatory voting. By 2027, you'll know of hundreds of new prisons and jails erected everywhere. They'll make our lives a living fucking hell. And in 2028, the majority of Americans will vote. Finally, we'll confront the most powerful military-controlled nation in the world, China.
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