Date night ruined

[Gonthar]

Last night, I went out on a first date with an attractive woman at Carina Lounge when a dirty homeless man ruined our dinner to take a SHIT on the sidewalk right next to us as we were eating meatballs. She downed two long island ice teas and left in a taxi.

 

[Gonthar]

I wonder if the reason his date left was because of that hobo or because he's bald...