DAVID COPPINS

[Venzord]

THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON! IN FACT, NOBODY KNOWS ME! I'M ALL ALONE SON. NOBODY KNOWS WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE COPES. NOBODY KNOWS WHO'S GONNA TIE THE ROP3S. I DON'T HAVE A GF TO STAY HARD WITH, SON. WHEN CHAD AND STACY ASKED ME WHY I ROT AT HOME I TOLD THEM IT'S CUZ YOU'RE NOT. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SON. IT'S OVER.

 

[Ihateskob]

David Goggin's mentality

 

[mightbecooked123]

THEY DON'T KNOW ME SON! IN FACT, NOBODY KNOWS ME! I'M ALL ALONE SON. NOBODY KNOWS WHO'S GONNA CARRY THE COPES. NOBODY KNOWS WHO'S GONNA TIE THE ROP3S. I DON'T HAVE A GF TO STAY HARD WITH, SON. WHEN CHAD AND STACY ASKED ME WHY I ROT AT HOME I TOLD THEM IT'S CUZ YOU'RE NOT. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A SON. IT'S OVER.

Stolen comment from rehab but still funny

 

[Venzord]

Stolen comment from rehab but still funny

Thought of mentioning that but didn't, cause that would ruin the flow

 

[cucklord70]

his whole personality is a coping mechanism

 

[lordgandy2000]

His entire personality is coping with the fact that he got rejected from Seal Team 6 & failed Delta Force selection twice