lllight
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I got asked for ID; you need to be 21 in order to sign and get the package handed over. I had to run upstairs and steal my brother's ID (I'm 18), who's 20, and this fucker scanned it, and he caged me. He's like, "No, you're 20." I started stressing the fuck out. 
I asked for the package, and he's like, "No, do you have an adult in there?" Like, fuckkk.
I ran upstairs, banged on my uncle's door, and asked him to sign for me; he said yes.
This FedEx driver started oozing his pants, literally saying, "Oh yeahhh."
Like, holy fag. Just because he looks older, brutal, masculine pill, I look like a child.
Either way, he signed and got my package; here's proof I got it. self-injection in February.
spent the whole morning camping out
I asked for the package, and he's like, "No, do you have an adult in there?" Like, fuckkk.
I ran upstairs, banged on my uncle's door, and asked him to sign for me; he said yes.
This FedEx driver started oozing his pants, literally saying, "Oh yeahhh."
Like, holy fag. Just because he looks older, brutal, masculine pill, I look like a child.
Either way, he signed and got my package; here's proof I got it. self-injection in February.
spent the whole morning camping out
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