Day in a life of chad - me

[android]

> Wakes up to my perfect skin and hair
> 7 foot since midnight
> 12.5 inch x 3
> Stacy appears in my room
> We automatically fuck
> I appear in school
> My teacher says she wanna fuck in front of the students
> My friends run out of classroom because cumshot
> it’s night time and I fuck all the girls in the club by accident

 

[asdvek]

not reading any of this lol

 

[android]

not reading any of this lol

 

[android]

not reading any of this lol

You read every single word you jealous fag.

 

[asdvek]

You read every single word you jealous fag.

swear on god didnt read shit lmao

 

[alurmo]

name halo but failod by ass post rep ratio type shit

 

[asdvek]

name halo but failod by ass post rep ratio type shit

"android" is a goofy ahh name

 

[alurmo]

"android" is a goofy ahh name

its basic but not thought abt
plus bonus points for not using psl terms

 

[halloweed]

"android" is a goofy ahh name

if ur on android ur automatically incel

 

[halloweed]

is that u?

 

[castizo]

name halo but failod by ass post rep ratio type shit

is my name halo yes or no

 

[alurmo]

is my name halo yes or no

minus points bc its unoriginal(dark triad term is used in alot of usernames these days)

 

[castizo]

minus points bc its unoriginal(dark triad term is used in alot of usernames these days)

why bro i came up with it early

 

[android]

@asdvek @alurno @darktriadprince @halloweed @Jova @Viacheslav rep all my posts and I’ll give u 20 reps

 

[asdvek]

@asdvek @alurno @darktriadprince @halloweed @Jova @Viacheslav rep all my posts and I’ll give u 20 reps

Nah guys dont rep his shit

 

[copingvolcel]

>wake up and realize it was all a dream
>cry yourself back to sleep

 

[castizo]

@asdvek @alurno @darktriadprince @halloweed @Jova @Viacheslav rep all my posts and I’ll give u 20 reps

say please

 

[android]

say please

Please