dear santa...

[strong_silent_type]

i wish for a nice double jaw with zero relapse, zero nerve damage and a recovery time of 1 week

id also like to have an eye surgery which would actually improve my looks and not just make me look like a squiting gook


it would be even more better if id wake up with a chad face tommorow - id even stop crying about my mediocre frame

looking forward to see you santa

sincerly yours,

strong silent type

 

[Deleted member 3990]

i wish for a nice double

relapse

surgery

and

never

wake up

tomorrow

 

[Marw]

zero nerve damage

 

[strong_silent_type]

Jędrzejewski et al.4 reviewed complications associated with orthognathic surgery, and reported that the rate of nerve injury was the highest at 50%, followed by TMD (14%), hemorrhage (9%), hearing problem (7%), infections (7%), and relapse (4%).

Complications associated with orthognathic surgery

While most patients undergo orthognathic surgery for aesthetic purposes, aesthetic improvements are most often followed by postoperative functional complications. Therefore, patients must carefully decide whether their purpose of undergoing orthognathic ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

 

[Deleted member 3990]

Jędrzejewski et al.4 reviewed complications associated with orthognathic surgery, and reported that the rate of nerve injury was the highest at 50%, followed by TMD (14%), hemorrhage (9%), hearing problem (7%), infections (7%), and relapse (4%).

Complications associated with orthognathic surgery

While most patients undergo orthognathic surgery for aesthetic purposes, aesthetic improvements are most often followed by postoperative functional complications. Therefore, patients must carefully decide whether their purpose of undergoing orthognathic ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

I think he meant that this will never happen in the sense that nerve damage is guaranteed

 

[Pietrosiek]

Dear Santa just give me 7psl north atlantid face.

 

[strong_silent_type]

i didnt get what i wished for