DEBLOAT GUIDE

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Debloating your face is crucial to ascension. Even though certain features such as hollow cheeks are ultimately determined by genetics, there are still ways to improve. These are some methods that worked for me.

**Hydration**
- Drink Water: Drinking plenty of water will help flush out excess sodium and reduce bloating. Aim for at least 3L a day.

**Dietary Adjustments**
- Anti-Inflammatory Foods: Incorporate foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids and Potassium
- Avoid Salty & Processed Foods: Salty and processed foods causes significant bloating.
- Limit Sugary Foods and Drinks: Sugar leads to inflammation and bloating, so reducing sugary snacks and carbonated beverages is beneficial.
(Try to keep a Potassium/Sodium ratio of around 4:2)

**Fitness & Body Fat**
- Cardio: Do intense cardio daily, whether it be adopting a HIIT routine or running a few miles. This will drop your body fat percentage quickly.

**Facial Massage Techniques**
- Lymphatic Drainage Massage: Using upward strokes with a Gua Sha, massage your face to help promote lymphatic drainage. Focus on the cheeks, jawline, and under the eyes. Refrigerate the stone for added cooling benefits.

**Cold Therapy**
- Cold Compress: Applying a cold compress or even using chilled spoons under the eyes and on the cheeks can help reduce swelling and tighten your skin.

**Sleep**
- Quality Sleep: Aim for 8 hours of quality sleep each night. Lack of sleep can lead to increased cortisol levels and water retention in your face.
- Sleep Position: Try sleeping on your back with your head slightly elevated to prevent fluid buildup in your face.

**Limit Alcohol Consumption**
- Alcohol consumption causes dehydration and leads to facial bloating. Limiting your intake can help mitigate facial puffiness.

**Lemonbottle & Lipolab**
- Products that dissolve the fat out of your face

If all else fails, get buccal fat removal or it’s over for you.
 
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Debloating your face is crucial to ascension. Even though certain features such as hollow cheeks are ultimately determined by genetics, there are still ways to improve. These are some methods that worked for me.

**Hydration**
- Drink Water: Drinking plenty of water will help flush out excess sodium and reduce bloating. Aim for at least 3L a day.

**Dietary Adjustments**
- Anti-Inflammatory Foods: Incorporate foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids and Potassium
- Avoid Salty & Processed Foods: Salty and processed foods causes significant bloating.
- Limit Sugary Foods and Drinks: Sugar leads to inflammation and bloating, so reducing sugary snacks and carbonated beverages is beneficial.
(Try to keep a Potassium/Sodium ratio of around 4:2)

**Fitness & Body Fat**
- Cardio: Do intense cardio daily, whether it be adopting a HIIT routine or running a few miles. This will drop your body fat percentage quickly.

**Facial Massage Techniques**
- Lymphatic Drainage Massage: Using upward strokes with a Gua Sha, massage your face to help promote lymphatic drainage. Focus on the cheeks, jawline, and under the eyes. Refrigerate the stone for added cooling benefits.

**Cold Therapy**
- Cold Compress: Applying a cold compress or even using chilled spoons under the eyes and on the cheeks can help reduce swelling and tighten your skin.

**Sleep**
- Quality Sleep: Aim for 8 hours of quality sleep each night. Lack of sleep can lead to increased cortisol levels and water retention in your face.
- Sleep Position: Try sleeping on your back with your head slightly elevated to prevent fluid buildup in your face.

**Limit Alcohol Consumption**
- Alcohol consumption causes dehydration and leads to facial bloating. Limiting your intake can help mitigate facial puffiness.

**Lemonbottle & Lipolab**
- Products that dissolve the fat out of your face

If all else fails, get buccal fat removal or it’s over for you.
very basic information 🥲
 
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Debloating your face is crucial to ascension. Even though certain features such as hollow cheeks are ultimately determined by genetics, there are still ways to improve. These are some methods that worked for me.

**Hydration**
- Drink Water: Drinking plenty of water will help flush out excess sodium and reduce bloating. Aim for at least 3L a day.

**Dietary Adjustments**
- Anti-Inflammatory Foods: Incorporate foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids and Potassium
- Avoid Salty & Processed Foods: Salty and processed foods causes significant bloating.
- Limit Sugary Foods and Drinks: Sugar leads to inflammation and bloating, so reducing sugary snacks and carbonated beverages is beneficial.
(Try to keep a Potassium/Sodium ratio of around 4:2)

**Fitness & Body Fat**
- Cardio: Do intense cardio daily, whether it be adopting a HIIT routine or running a few miles. This will drop your body fat percentage quickly.

**Facial Massage Techniques**
- Lymphatic Drainage Massage: Using upward strokes with a Gua Sha, massage your face to help promote lymphatic drainage. Focus on the cheeks, jawline, and under the eyes. Refrigerate the stone for added cooling benefits.

**Cold Therapy**
- Cold Compress: Applying a cold compress or even using chilled spoons under the eyes and on the cheeks can help reduce swelling and tighten your skin.

**Sleep**
- Quality Sleep: Aim for 8 hours of quality sleep each night. Lack of sleep can lead to increased cortisol levels and water retention in your face.
- Sleep Position: Try sleeping on your back with your head slightly elevated to prevent fluid buildup in your face.

**Limit Alcohol Consumption**
- Alcohol consumption causes dehydration and leads to facial bloating. Limiting your intake can help mitigate facial puffiness.

**Lemonbottle & Lipolab**
- Products that dissolve the fat out of your face

If all else fails, get buccal fat removal or it’s over for you.
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- Drink Water: Drinking plenty of water will help flush out excess sodium and reduce bloating. Aim for at least 3L
How to bloat the fuck out of greys:
 
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How to bloat the fuck out of greys:
Seriously who thinks drinking more water will make you have less water in your body? Retards i swear :lul:
 
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dead internet
 
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Science…?

This study suggests 3 liters, however even half of that can deter you from the dehydration that it’s warning you about that causes bloating. There exists a middle ground that isn’t pumping yourself full of water.
 
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Debloating your face is crucial to ascension. Even though certain features such as hollow cheeks are ultimately determined by genetics, there are still ways to improve. These are some methods that worked for me.

**Hydration**
- Drink Water: Drinking plenty of water will help flush out excess sodium and reduce bloating. Aim for at least 3L a day.

**Dietary Adjustments**
- Anti-Inflammatory Foods: Incorporate foods rich in omega-3 fatty acids and Potassium
- Avoid Salty & Processed Foods: Salty and processed foods causes significant bloating.
- Limit Sugary Foods and Drinks: Sugar leads to inflammation and bloating, so reducing sugary snacks and carbonated beverages is beneficial.
(Try to keep a Potassium/Sodium ratio of around 4:2)

**Fitness & Body Fat**
- Cardio: Do intense cardio daily, whether it be adopting a HIIT routine or running a few miles. This will drop your body fat percentage quickly.

**Facial Massage Techniques**
- Lymphatic Drainage Massage: Using upward strokes with a Gua Sha, massage your face to help promote lymphatic drainage. Focus on the cheeks, jawline, and under the eyes. Refrigerate the stone for added cooling benefits.

**Cold Therapy**
- Cold Compress: Applying a cold compress or even using chilled spoons under the eyes and on the cheeks can help reduce swelling and tighten your skin.

**Sleep**
- Quality Sleep: Aim for 8 hours of quality sleep each night. Lack of sleep can lead to increased cortisol levels and water retention in your face.
- Sleep Position: Try sleeping on your back with your head slightly elevated to prevent fluid buildup in your face.

**Limit Alcohol Consumption**
- Alcohol consumption causes dehydration and leads to facial bloating. Limiting your intake can help mitigate facial puffiness.

**Lemonbottle & Lipolab**
- Products that dissolve the fat out of your face

If all else fails, get buccal fat removal or it’s over for you.
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How much water do yall drink a day in L?
Zero. Absolutely none, I realistically only drink some water when my piss turns a orange-ish tint. But that’s at night. Overall drink about 4 ounces daily. No water, no bloat. Remember grays. :feelshah:
 
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Zero. Absolutely none, I realistically only drink some water when my piss turns a orange-ish tint. But that’s at night. Overall drink about 4 ounces daily. No water, no bloat. Remember grays. :feelshah:
Aye aye captain
 
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Is it possible for me to ascend like jawad? What surgeries? I tried to ctb with full suspension method on ***************** but i failed, i dont wanna try it again to be honest im js so ugly i feel disgusted the instant i look myself at any reflect of my face and i start crying
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Is it possible for me to ascend like jawad? What surgeries? I tried to ctb with full suspension method on ***************** but i failed, i dont wanna try it again to be honest im js so ugly i feel disgusted the instant i look myself at any reflect of my face and i start crying View attachment 3139182
No unless you wanna do surgery
 
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