Demonic possession/horror movies are a retarded concept cause its hilariously counterproductive to Satans goal

[TsarTsar444]

Ive had this idea since middle school, its just came to me again, but basically, Abrahamic religions deems you to hell simply for disbelief or very poor believing practises, and Satan hates humans from his pride wanting to bring as much as possible with him to hell. Now we get to demonic posesions (woooo strange things happening in house, muuh baby crying 3 am) and horror movies with even more ridiculous clear as night demons physically manifestating. How would it make sense that Satans minions would show something completely unscientifically possible that would lead even Christopher Hitchens to become a serious haji muslim with a 1 meter beard and praying 5 times daily. If i saw a chair start moving on its own, first i would get close to a heart attack, if i dont die then that would just make me believe 1000% in God and rigorously do anything for his sake. So demons are actually giga based good guys that secretly want us to 1000% go to heaven after all.

Let this sink in for a moment, the only reason you would possibly go to heaven as an athesit is if a demon shows his ridiculous powers, a being thats the opposite of everything good

 

[Deleted member 25059]

what living in the balkans does to a mf

 

[jojoyou]

what living in the balkans does to a mf

Ngl but this

 

[TsarTsar444]

what living in the balkans does to a mf

I pulled an all nighter and started having schizo thoughts

 

[Bashan]

If i saw a chair start moving on its own, first i would get close to a heart attack, if i dont die then that would just make me believe 1000% in God and rigorously do anything for his sake

Many many thoughts will come before that

 

[Kekee]

Because the movies are simply Euro/Semitic religious propaganda meant to scare you into submission.

 

[Bashan]

Because the movies are simply Euro/Semitic religious propaganda meant to scare you into submission.

Always thought horror movies are cucked. One of the shittiest genres

 

[Kekee]

Always thought horror movies are cucked. One of the shittiest genres

Same. Never chose to purposely watch one myself, but was always dragged along to see the garbage.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

satan is good force inside of us

 

[Deleted member 25713]

Bros beefing with horror movies

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Not a pixel.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Satan would show himself as a 'good' being and take the physical manifestation of an angel/a woman that men would naturally trust and believe.

It would be incredibly lowIQ for an entity to look like this:

When they are trying to convince you to do something.


What's next, guys looking like this showing up at your door that start talking about this wonderfull 10.000 dollar investment opportunity that you really can't miss out on?

yeah right


True evil would look nothing like evil from the outside.

 

[Elvisandreaa]

Ive had this idea since middle school, its just came to me again, but basically, Abrahamic religions deems you to hell simply for disbelief or very poor believing practises, and Satan hates humans from his pride wanting to bring as much as possible with him to hell. Now we get to demonic posesions (woooo strange things happening in house, muuh baby crying 3 am) and horror movies with even more ridiculous clear as night demons physically manifestating. How would it make sense that Satans minions would show something completely unscientifically possible that would lead even Christopher Hitchens to become a serious haji muslim with a 1 meter beard and praying 5 times daily. If i saw a chair start moving on its own, first i would get close to a heart attack, if i dont die then that would just make me believe 1000% in God and rigorously do anything for his sake. So demons are actually giga based good guys that secretly want us to 1000% go to heaven after all.

Let this sink in for a moment, the only reason you would possibly go to heaven as an athesit is if a demon shows his ridiculous powers, a being thats the opposite of everything good

The existence of spirits/demons is to an Abrahamist (or every non-modern person for that matter) just as clear as the existence of other people or God/gods. They don't need demons to prove God.

Now back to your concern. Demonic possession, when it happens, usually makes a person unable to be fit for religious devotion. Usually a person is physically unable to pray, has negative thoughts about God and many weird things. So actually, possession goes in line with the Devil's goals. Interestingly enough, the possession symptoms actually constitute good scientifically-based proof for the existence of the supernatural; contrary to your two main points lol

As for your Christopher Hitchens point: Atheists always cope their way out of everything, think multiverse, simulation and people who believe troons to be the gender they affirm for themselves -- regardless of reality, they choose to remain delusional.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Satan would show himself as a 'good' being and take the physical manifestation of an angel/a woman that men would naturally trust and believe.

It would be incredibly lowIQ for an entity to look like this:

When they are trying to convince you to do something.


What's next, guys looking like this showing up at your door that start talking about this wonderfull 10.000 dollar investment opportunity that you really can't miss out on?

yeah right


True evil would look nothing like evil from the outside.

Well indeed, this is how demons function, ifba posesioon is real it would look very benign to the outside eye, its basically the ultimayw corruption of your current mortal body. I was criticizing how dumb are those people that believe in demonic sightings and such, jfl i wish that happened tbh, I would die in Jihad after and go straight to heaven away from this crap hole

 

[ihatereddit]

Satan would show himself as a 'good' being and take the physical manifestation of an angel/a woman that men would naturally trust and believe.

It would be incredibly lowIQ for an entity to look like this:

When they are trying to convince you to do something.


What's next, guys looking like this showing up at your door that start talking about this wonderfull 10.000 dollar investment opportunity that you really can't miss out on?

yeah right


True evil would look nothing like evil from the outside.

Satan is a dumb nigger he could just show himself as a 11/10 terastacy and convince putin to nuke the world or something

 

[TsarTsar444]

The existence of spirits/demons is to an Abrahamist (or every non-modern person for that matter) just as clear as the existence of other people or God/gods. They don't need demons to prove God.

Now back to your concern. Demonic possession, when it happens, usually makes a person unable to be fit for religious devotion. Usually a person is physically unable to pray, has negative thoughts about God and many weird things. So actually, possession goes in line with the Devil's goals. Interestingly enough, the possession symptoms actually constitute good scientifically-based proof for the existence of the supernatural; contrary to your two main points lol

As for your Christopher Hitchens point: Atheists always cope their way out of everything, think multiverse, simulation and people who believe troons to be the gender they affirm for themselves -- regardless of reality, they choose to remain delusional.

Yeah as I replied above, my criticism is for the shitloads of people that believe in seeinf demons and presence etc

What do you mean demons wont prove God, well sure, God can prove God, like it allegedly happened with the splitting of the moon in front of people, but i heard way way more people speakinf of demonic stuff as the supernatural element then stuff from angels. So some djinn typical stuff happening would literally make me a devout muslim. As a matter of fact djinns have the ability to see the unseen, a muslim djinn should do some trick for me now so im conviced in the supernatural and become muslim, both of us win

 

[MoggerGaston]

Satan is a dumb nigger he could just show himself as a 11/10 terastacy and convince putin to nuke the world or something

99.9% of men would do whatever a terastacy would ask of them. Probably me aswell. It's over.

Human life is too weak.

 

[MoggerGaston]

99.9% of men would do whatever a terastacy would ask of them. Probably me aswell. It's over.

Human life is too weak.

tbh the only valid move to make when a terastacy shows herself to you and wants you to do shit, is to rape her asap.

its too good to be true and you need to take the chance you have asap.

 

[Elvisandreaa]

Yeah as I replied above, my criticism is for the shitloads of people that believe in seeinf demons and presence etc

What do you mean demons wont prove God, well sure, God can prove God, like it allegedly happened with the splitting of the moon in front of people, but i heard way way more people speakinf of demonic stuff as the supernatural element then stuff from angels. So some djinn typical stuff happening would literally make me a devout muslim. As a matter of fact djinns have the ability to see the unseen, a muslim djinn should do some trick for me now so im conviced in the supernatural and become muslim, both of us win

Oh trust me you don't wanna mess with them lol. I come from a non-Muz background and seen a ton to understand the Truth. @PCTO1 for example was an Orthodox guy who got healed with the Quran after Christian prayers didn't work for him. He now appreciates Islam, but still chooses to be agnostic because he doesn't care about being practicing. It doesn't work like you think. https://looksmax.org/threads/high-iq-only-jinns-are-real-demons-in-islam.543117/post-8897653

Some weeks ago I met an old woman whose son was suffering and she made me watch the Islamic exorcism of him. It's crazy how the djinn made her son do all sorts of things when listening to the Quran. Why is it that when subjected to the sounds of the Quran, always some X or Y things happen to him (and when the Quran stops he doesn't have X or Y)? He can't physically pray, he speaks another language that he has never heard of lol. Think about it this way.

 

[TsarTsar444]

99.9% of men would do whatever a terastacy would ask of them. Probably me aswell. It's over.

Human life is too weak.

Tbh it doesn't sit well with me how the people in the Quran and Bible that were near the prophets in those times literally witnessed insane miracles being done right in front of them, thst would make anyone a ridiculous fanatic. The whole life is a test thing and disbelief in Abrahamic God witht his equal test in mortal life makes no sense. Like imagine being some peasant and seeing Jesus walk on water, make a blind guy see, turn water to wine, or seeing Muhammad splitting the moon.

Those people had tutorial mode cheat sheets for this "test" yet what do we get? Insane Legendary difficulty tier testing, end stage capitalism, degeneracy, scientists coping with any possible thing being linked with God instesd being some totally explainable thing yikes! Its not fair how we dont get these insane miracles for us, hope God is just pranking us now tbh.

If you knew right know that Christianity/Islam is the correct religion, so you would know 100% you are going to heaven if you do this and that, then its the ultimate copium. You can be 1psl burned victim living in a shack with rats and feel euphoria knowing your eternity is in heaven, mogs heroin to oblivion. I hate those filthy disgusting soy atheist scientists for nuking the best cope known to humans.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Oh trust me you don't wanna mess with them lol. I come from a non-Muz background and seen a ton to understand the Truth. @PCT01 for example was an Orthodox guy who got healed with the Quran after Christian prayers didn't work for him. He now appreciates Islam, but still chooses to be agnostic because he doesn't care about being practicing. It doesn't work like you think. https://looksmax.org/threads/high-iq-only-jinns-are-real-demons-in-islam.543117/post-8897653

Some weeks ago I met an old woman whose son and she made me watch the Islamic exorcism of her son. It's crazy how the djinn made her son do all sorts of things when listening to the Quran. Why is it that when subjected to the sounds of the Quran, always some X or Y things happen to him (and when the Quran stops he doesn't have X or Y)? He can't physically pray, he speaks another language that he has never heard of lol. Think about it this way.

The djinn thing is my strongest hope for Islam actually. There is an imam in my moms town, he literally knows almost everything thats not related with the unforseen future (cause only God knows this) through djinns. People regulary go to him to ask him benign stuff and he always gets it correct according to everyone i spoke of. The one incident where i saw him irl shocked me. My aunt lost all the gold and money she had stached away in a large sock and put it in the ceiling room. One day we couldn't find it, there was no possible way for the sock and money to have went anywhere in that place, so we suspected it was the new maid who stole that sock with money or a guy who was having beef with my uncle and came to his house a few times while my uncle wasn't there. So cause we didn't have any proof my great grandmother told me go to that wise imam, he willl know where it is, my yugo commie educated uncle started caging at these superstitious, but accepted in the end so we went. Without goint into too much detail, but basically the imam was reading the Quran and after some time randomly said "no human stole the money, a rat did it, as it was dragging it through a very small hole in the ceiling he went with the money and jewelry between the walls and just before getting outside he got stuck in the ending part of the chimney, your money and the dead rat are there", I caged when he said this, thought he went insane, and after we called a professional to bust down the whole chimney and walls we indeed were shocked to find the body of a huge mummified rat and the sock of money in it, in the exact place the imam said they are. Djinn have a super easy way of seeing stuff thats hidden from us so it makes sense.

There is another story of this imam, when my mom went to him to ask him for advice before i wwas even born, again cause Djinns cant see the future only God can, but they can see the internal network of the human organs, the immam didn't start going all "woooo" but told her in a based mannor your problem is purely based on your uterus, you will only get pregnant with the help of a doctor, and nobody else, and you will become pregnant he told her. And there after few months she conceived me, after years of nkt being able to and going to meme alternative stuff

 

[Elvisandreaa]

The djinn thing is my strongest hope for Islam actually. There is an imam in my moms town, he literally knows almost everything thats not related with the unforseen future (cause only God knows this) through djinns. People regulary go to him to ask him benign stuff and he always gets it correct according to everyone i spoke of. The one incident where i saw him irl shocked me. My aunt lost all the gold and money she had stached away in a large sock and put it in the ceiling room. One day we couldn't find it, there was no possible way for the sock and money to have went anywhere in that place, so we suspected it was the new maid who stole that sock with money or a guy who was having beef with my uncle and came to his house a few times while my uncle wasn't there. So cause we didn't have any proof my great grandmother told me go to that wise imam, he willl know where it is, my yugo commie educated uncle started caging at these superstitious, but accepted in the end so we went. Without goint into too much detail, but basically the imam was reading the Quran and after some time randomly said "no human stole the money, a rat did it, as it was dragging it through a very small hole in the ceiling he went with the money and jewelry between the walls and just before getting outside he got stuck in the ending part of the chimney, your money and the dead rat are there", I caged when he said this, thought he went insane, and after we called a professional to bust down the whole chimney and walls we indeed were shocked to find the body of a huge mummified rat and the sock of money in it, in the exact place the imam said they are. Djinn have a super easy way of seeing stuff thats hidden from us so it makes sense.

There is another story of this imam, when my mom went to him to ask him for advice before i wwas even born, again cause Djinns cant see the future only God can, but they can see the internal network of the human organs, the immam didn't start going all "woooo" but told her in a based mannor your problem is purely based on your uterus, you will only get pregnant with the help of a doctor, and nobody else, and you will become pregnant he told her. And there after few months she conceived me, after years of nkt being able to and going to meme alternative stuff

Goddamn this is crazy brah, thanks for sharing. I chose my religion on a purely theoretical-philosophical basis. But now I've seen and heard many paranormal things, which is just empirical/scientific and anecdotal data -- yet it confirms the previous conclusion we've arrived at simply on theoretical logic/syllogisms. This is called cnvergence of evidence, it's basically proof from all angles. May God guide us all.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Goddamn this is crazy brah, thanks for sharing. I chose my religion on a purely theoretical-philosophical basis. But now I've seen and heard many paranormal things, which is just empirical/scientific and anecdotal data -- yet it confirms the previous conclusion we've arrived at simply on theoretical logic/syllogisms. This is called cnvergence of evidence, it's basically proof from all angles. May God guide us all.

Im still heavily conflicted, binge watching Apostate Prophets videos nuked my belief hard, i saw responses againts him by famous muslim apologists but they were in majority mental gymnastics. Basically no matter how something off can be read in the Quran apologist will find a cope out though some metaphor. If there was 2+2=5 in the Quran, Farid Responds would probably say Allah was clearly joking here (unironically would most likely be true cause this would be an insane mistake to make for it to be logical kek)