NateJacobs
At the mercy of God, Jesus Christ Gods lonely teen
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INTRO
In March of this year, I reached the highest tier of looks I had ever achieved to that point. My physique was the best it was at that point in time; hair was, skin was looking good, girls were constantly repeating my snaps, I went to prom with a Stacy, the Stacylite from my threads last year, came back into my life (admittildy we never hung out again), and I felt unmoggable at times.
DESCENION STARTS
Some of this is going to sound comical, but it is what it is. By the time prom came, I had gotten fucked bad with a haircut, and it reset almost a year and a half of perfecting my hair to its best length and thickness. I ran out of moisturizer a couple weeks later, which forced me to use NIVEA lotion as moisturizer, which made my skin look so oily and clogged tf out of my pores. Hair constiently got worse, skin got worse (no acne but undertones and overally Colegan started tanking), eyebrow serum I had started to run out, and my dumbfuck brother mixed it with some shitty knockoff version my mom got (not her fault), so my eyebrows have slowly reverted to my pre-blackpilled state.
ACCELERATIONIST
I am a senior in high school and I decided fuck it. My hair pisses me off and looks like shit, my skin is shit, eyebrows are mid at best, lashes are mid at best, fashion has taken a hit, and I deleted Snapchat, TikTok, Instagram, and VSCO and have not texted a girl since Halloweekend (until literally Saturday). I am going to buzz my hair as soon as I walk off that graduation stage, and it will descend me to the lowest I have been since I first was blackpilled.
In the months leading to this, I will make sure to rebuy my needed supplies I used to use last summer during my ascension craze to mitigate the effects of my hair being buzzed. My brows, lashes, and skin will return to their former form and then surpass it eventually. My hair will grow back more even, and it will take around 8 months to 1 year for my hair to be in the good tier and around 1 year+ to reach the goat tier.
JUST LOL
Rough estimate of the last year of my looks.
June-September 2023 Decent Hair, Good Brows, GOod undertones, Bad body
2023 October-March 2024 Good hair, Decent brows, Mid undertones, Mid Body
2024 April-Now, Shit hair, midbrows, bad undertones, Good body. (better than most males my age)
I NEVER had them all be good at once, but I will have them all be great in more, but I will have to sacrifice my looks for around 6 months to a year.
NateJacobs
INTRO
In March of this year, I reached the highest tier of looks I had ever achieved to that point. My physique was the best it was at that point in time; hair was, skin was looking good, girls were constantly repeating my snaps, I went to prom with a Stacy, the Stacylite from my threads last year, came back into my life (admittildy we never hung out again), and I felt unmoggable at times.
DESCENION STARTS
Some of this is going to sound comical, but it is what it is. By the time prom came, I had gotten fucked bad with a haircut, and it reset almost a year and a half of perfecting my hair to its best length and thickness. I ran out of moisturizer a couple weeks later, which forced me to use NIVEA lotion as moisturizer, which made my skin look so oily and clogged tf out of my pores. Hair constiently got worse, skin got worse (no acne but undertones and overally Colegan started tanking), eyebrow serum I had started to run out, and my dumbfuck brother mixed it with some shitty knockoff version my mom got (not her fault), so my eyebrows have slowly reverted to my pre-blackpilled state.
ACCELERATIONIST
I am a senior in high school and I decided fuck it. My hair pisses me off and looks like shit, my skin is shit, eyebrows are mid at best, lashes are mid at best, fashion has taken a hit, and I deleted Snapchat, TikTok, Instagram, and VSCO and have not texted a girl since Halloweekend (until literally Saturday). I am going to buzz my hair as soon as I walk off that graduation stage, and it will descend me to the lowest I have been since I first was blackpilled.
In the months leading to this, I will make sure to rebuy my needed supplies I used to use last summer during my ascension craze to mitigate the effects of my hair being buzzed. My brows, lashes, and skin will return to their former form and then surpass it eventually. My hair will grow back more even, and it will take around 8 months to 1 year for my hair to be in the good tier and around 1 year+ to reach the goat tier.
JUST LOL
Rough estimate of the last year of my looks.
June-September 2023 Decent Hair, Good Brows, GOod undertones, Bad body
2023 October-March 2024 Good hair, Decent brows, Mid undertones, Mid Body
2024 April-Now, Shit hair, midbrows, bad undertones, Good body. (better than most males my age)
I NEVER had them all be good at once, but I will have them all be great in more, but I will have to sacrifice my looks for around 6 months to a year.
NateJacobs
