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[Charisma]

1. Nobody Cares About Your Dick Size​

Here’s a reality check: the only person obsessing over your dick size is you. Nobody’s going to see you walking down the street and say, “Oh wow, his face is a disaster, but I bet he’s packing heat in his pants.” Face it, 99% of attraction is face, physique, grooming, and confidence. If your jawline looks like mashed potatoes and your fashion sense screams "middle school chess club," no amount of d*** enhancement is going to save you.

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2. Your Face Is Your Calling Card​

The biggest ROI for looksmaxxing? Fixing your face. Jawline definition, clear skin, symmetrical features—these are what people notice first. You think someone’s checking out your bulge when you’ve got acne craters on your face and a double chin jiggling with every step? Get your skin care routine in check, hop on a calorie deficit, and maybe consider some filler if genetics really did you dirty. That’ll do a hell of a lot more than some dick pill ever could.

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3. Physique Dominates Perception​

Nobody’s lusting after you because of your alleged "extra inches." You want to stand out? Hit the gym and fix that doughy, flabby excuse of a body. A well-built physique—a V-taper, wide shoulders, solid pecs—is what turns heads. Not your little secret weapon that no one even knows about unless you get lucky enough for someone to want to sleep with you.

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4. Social Skills Trump All​

Guess what? No one cares about your size if you can’t even hold a basic conversation. You could have a 12-inch anaconda, but if you’re a boring, awkward creep, you’ll still be sitting at home alone watching Netflix with your hand. Learn how to talk to people, develop some charisma, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll realize the power of actually connecting with someone.

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5. Fix the Basics First​

Before you even think about that nonsense, ask yourself: Do I have my hygiene locked down? Are your teeth white and straight? Are you grooming your unibrow, trimming your nails, wearing deodorant that actually works? Because if the answer is no, why the f* are you worrying about your dick instead of the other 99% of what actually makes you attractive?**

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6. Lifestyle Attracts More Than Your Dick Ever Will​

You think a better dick is going to cover up for the fact that you live in a basement and play Call of Duty all day? Nobody cares about your "performance" if your life screams mediocrity. Build a career, get your finances straight, and cultivate hobbies that make you actually interesting. That’ll do more for your attractiveness than any overpriced supplement.

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7. Confidence Wins the Game​

If you’re relying on dick pills to feel “worthy” in the bedroom, guess what? That insecurity is radiating off of you like a bad smell. Confidence, not some imaginary boost in inches, is what makes someone irresistible. Work on loving yourself—not your appendage—and watch how things fall into place.

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Bottom Line​

Dick pills are a distraction for the weak and insecure. If you think they’re going to change your life, you’re already f*ed in the head.** Looksmaxxing is about addressing the factors that actually matter—face, physique, grooming, and social skills. Focus on those, and you won’t need to rely on some snake oil to feel desirable. Now, stop being an idiot and go do something productive.

 

[Charisma]

-Made with RudeGPT, I dnrd

 

[GreekGenes]

best thread

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

1. Nobody Cares About Your Dick Size​

Here’s a reality check: the only person obsessing over your dick size is you. Nobody’s going to see you walking down the street and say, “Oh wow, his face is a disaster, but I bet he’s packing heat in his pants.” Face it, 99% of attraction is face, physique, grooming, and confidence. If your jawline looks like mashed potatoes and your fashion sense screams "middle school chess club," no amount of d*** enhancement is going to save you.

---

2. Your Face Is Your Calling Card​

The biggest ROI for looksmaxxing? Fixing your face. Jawline definition, clear skin, symmetrical features—these are what people notice first. You think someone’s checking out your bulge when you’ve got acne craters on your face and a double chin jiggling with every step? Get your skin care routine in check, hop on a calorie deficit, and maybe consider some filler if genetics really did you dirty. That’ll do a hell of a lot more than some dick pill ever could.

---

3. Physique Dominates Perception​

Nobody’s lusting after you because of your alleged "extra inches." You want to stand out? Hit the gym and fix that doughy, flabby excuse of a body. A well-built physique—a V-taper, wide shoulders, solid pecs—is what turns heads. Not your little secret weapon that no one even knows about unless you get lucky enough for someone to want to sleep with you.

---

4. Social Skills Trump All​

Guess what? No one cares about your size if you can’t even hold a basic conversation. You could have a 12-inch anaconda, but if you’re a boring, awkward creep, you’ll still be sitting at home alone watching Netflix with your hand. Learn how to talk to people, develop some charisma, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll realize the power of actually connecting with someone.

---

5. Fix the Basics First​

Before you even think about that nonsense, ask yourself: Do I have my hygiene locked down? Are your teeth white and straight? Are you grooming your unibrow, trimming your nails, wearing deodorant that actually works? Because if the answer is no, why the f* are you worrying about your dick instead of the other 99% of what actually makes you attractive?**

---

6. Lifestyle Attracts More Than Your Dick Ever Will​

You think a better dick is going to cover up for the fact that you live in a basement and play Call of Duty all day? Nobody cares about your "performance" if your life screams mediocrity. Build a career, get your finances straight, and cultivate hobbies that make you actually interesting. That’ll do more for your attractiveness than any overpriced supplement.

---

7. Confidence Wins the Game​

If you’re relying on dick pills to feel “worthy” in the bedroom, guess what? That insecurity is radiating off of you like a bad smell. Confidence, not some imaginary boost in inches, is what makes someone irresistible. Work on loving yourself—not your appendage—and watch how things fall into place.

---

Bottom Line​

Dick pills are a distraction for the weak and insecure. If you think they’re going to change your life, you’re already f*ed in the head.** Looksmaxxing is about addressing the factors that actually matter—face, physique, grooming, and social skills. Focus on those, and you won’t need to rely on some snake oil to feel desirable. Now, stop being an idiot and go do something productive.

Small Asian dick cope

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

best thread

This user is Asian BTW

 

[_MVP_]

nice bluepill

i hate my not even 6x5 incher

 

[FascisstChad]

Coping dicklet faggot, girls laugh at your infantile shrimp pin dick you pathetic beta cuck loser. Beta bux, alpha fux. Ideal is 14x11”, minimum is 11x9” no less.


Seethe dicklet!

 

[raped]

nigger said nobody cares about your dick size, this might be the worst thing i've ever read on this forum

 

[GreekGenes]

This user is Asian BTW

not wrong, part of my ancestors lived in the caucasus (North-eastern Turkey)

 

[PsychoH]

Bump.

 

[TheBiggestIncelEver]

not wrong, part of my ancestors lived in the caucasus (North-eastern Turkey)

I was talking about the user of this thread

 

[Charisma]

I was talking about the user of this thread

dnrd, I'm 7.5 inches

 

[psychomandible]

Bump.

Bad bump!!!!
He is coping dick matters

 

[PsychoH]

Bad bump!!!!
He is coping dick matters

less then portrayed here.

 

[Nick.Harte]

Best cope thread for dicklets

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

and confidence

Stopped reading here

 

[vska]

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Dick is male gaze

 

[noahwillascend]

I agree but cock size definitely comes into play