Did/do any of you go to a massage therapist just to get touched by a foid while naked?

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It just hit me.

Why not see a massage therapist? You get in your under pants and get touched all over while naked by a woman.

I'm just afraid my massage therapist may be a man or a landwhale?

Thoughts? Anyone with this type of experience?
 
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just go to an asian happy ending massage place. They're literally everywhere where I live. theyll do whatever you want for 100-200 bucks.
 
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no
 
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Asian massage places and call specifically for shit like that.
 
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It’s not like the movies you naive
 
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just go to an asian happy ending massage place. They're literally everywhere where I live. theyll do whatever you want for 100-200 bucks.
Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it.
 
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Asian massage places and call specifically for shit like that.
Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it.

Better to just go to a professional place.
 
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Yea fuck it I do this all the time
 
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Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it.
No you won’t. Even if prostitution is illegal in your area, gooks won’t snitch
 
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Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it.
it really isn't. tons of people go to them daily. Even if it does get raided they're not there for you, they're trying to get the owner. Their biggest clientele are white colar niggas
 
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Do you still do it? if so, how often?
No I was just fucking around I did it once and never went again :feelskek:

Unless ur into that I would NOT recommend
 
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No I was just fucking around I did it once and never went again :feelskek:

Unless ur into that I would NOT recommend
Yeah, ill probably just forget about it.
 
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It’s honestly just awkward since it’s usually some old bitch I wouldn’t recommend it :hnghn::hnghn:
must be your place. Theres some fine bitches in the ones near me
 
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must be your place. Theres some fine bitches in the ones near me
How is your experience with massages? Are they good looking women who are doing it?
 
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must be your place. Theres some fine bitches in the ones near me
Lucky :feelsohgod:

It must be though, everyone around my neighborhood is the same too

It’s just old white people
 
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Lucky :feelsohgod:

It must be though, everyone around my neighborhood is the same too

It’s just old white people
I may try it once and see what happens.

Im just afraid I may get a man or a landwhale or something. I guess its worth the risk.
 
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How is your experience with massages? Are they good looking women who are doing it?
I havent gone personally but some of my homies have. In seattle and the bay area there's too many to pick from. Plenty of them have milfy fine asian women who you'll definitely like
 
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I may try it once and see what happens.

Im just afraid I may get a man or a landwhale or something. I guess its worth the risk.
If I were to get a man I would just walk out dude

Also

Rep me back nih I’m repping ur shit :feelsohgod:
 
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I havent gone personally but some of my homies have. In seattle and the bay area there's too many to pick from. Plenty of them have milfy fine asian women who you'll definitely like
So why don't you go?

Too shy?
 
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So why don't you go?

Too shy?
nah not shy. I honestly haven't been down bad enough for that yet. It'll happen eventually. also rep me back too nigga
 
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nah not shy. I honestly haven't been down bad enough for that yet. It'll happen eventually
Yeah, I may go, but I feel a bit awkward to because the only reason I am going is to get massaged by a foid. ITs not because I want to relax or anything.

Also, it would suck if I get a man, old lady or a landwhale.
 
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Yeah, I may go, but I feel a bit awkward to because the only reason I am going is to get massaged by a foid. ITs not because I want to relax or anything.

Also, it would suck if I get a man, old lady or a landwhale.
you don't have to pay if you dont like the girls lol. you can choose which girl you want. There was this dude on tik tok who was filiming this on his meta glasses. you can probably find his videos theres a lot of people making them
 
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If I were to get a man I would just walk out dude

Also

Rep me back nih I’m repping ur shit :feelsohgod:
Dude, ive read that 19-28% of American adults get at least one massage annually meaning that almost 50% of adults got one massage in their life time.

Not too bad. I think ill eventually go as well. Seems pretty common. The person (hopefully a female) will not know why im coming.
 
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you don't have to pay if you dont like the girls lol. you can choose which girl you want. There was this dude on tik tok who was filiming this on his meta glasses. you can probably find his videos theres a lot of people making them
Dude, ive read that 19-28% of American adults get at least one massage annually meaning that almost 50% of adults got one massage in their life time.

I'll probably go eventually as well.

Are you planning on going to one sometime soon?
 
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Dude, ive read that 19-28% of American adults get at least one massage annually meaning that almost 50% of adults got one massage in their life time.

I'll probably go eventually as well.

Are you planning on going to one sometime soon?
nah probably not. im not desperate enough yet. also y no rep me niga what did i do to you:lasereyes:
 
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nah probably not. im not desperate enough yet. also y no rep me niga what did i do to you:lasereyes:
Its not about being desperate. Its about wanting to get touched in your underwear by a foid.
50% of people see massage therapists once in there life.

Ill bet the barn that almost every single man who sees one is doing it for the same reason
 
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There is a massage parlor that is pretty reasonably priced , and can give you 30 minute sessions, but the owner is an older Asian American woman (like grandma) and I am afraid she does the massages. What would the point of getting a massage if a grandma is doing it?
 
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It just hit me.

Why not see a massage therapist? You get in your under pants and get touched all over while naked by a woman.

I'm just afraid my massage therapist may be a man or a landwhale?

Thoughts? Anyone with this type of experience?
Wait till you hear about those shady “happy ending” thai massage parlours that pop up everywhere
 
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Wait till you hear about those shady “happy ending” thai massage parlours that pop up everywhere
Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it. I mean you get busted and your entire life is gone and you have to work customer service for the rest of your life.
 
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Never have probably never will but definitely want it to
 
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what if u get a major boner
 
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Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it. I mean you get busted and your entire life is gone and you have to work customer service for the rest of your life.
I dont think police really care about clients and I thought it was just a fine in most countries, not even a record
 
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Never have probably never will but definitely want it to
You should try it out. Just lie to the massage therapist thats its due to "back pain." they won't know.
 
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Yeah, but thats dangerous. You get busted by the police and your entire life is ruined. You can't work another office job again with that shit on your resume.

I do white collar (finance/accounting) work , so I can't risk it.
Depends on your state but if you are in a blue city you are fine
 
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You should try it out. Just lie to the massage therapist thats its due to "back pain." they won't know.
That’s super hot but also one of my biggest and highest fantasy’s especially being naked in public
 
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no i go so i dont get injured doing basic ass lifts 🙈

unless you're a masochist who enjoys getting hurt by women i dont think youre gonna enjoy it allat much 😫
 
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no i go so i dont get injured doing basic ass lifts 🙈

unless you're a masochist who enjoys getting hurt by women i dont think youre gonna enjoy it allat much 😫
It hurts?
 
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I got terrible joint pain in my dick.
 
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That’s super hot but also one of my biggest and highest fantasy’s especially being naked in public
So why not go to one?

You can just lie to yourself and the therapist that you are going for "legitimate reasons." For example, just tell yourself that you are going for muscle purposes. I will tell myself that I will go because I lift weights and my muscles are getting strained and what not.
 
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So why not go to one?

You can just lie to yourself and the therapist that you are going for "legitimate reasons." For example, just tell yourself that you are going for muscle purposes. I will tell myself that I will go because I lift weights and my muscles are getting strained and what not.
Good idea
 
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Good idea
By lying to yourself, you are making the situation less awkward.

I am telling myself that I am going to go to one due to muscle strain.

Just follow the rules ocf.
 
yeah if you get a serious massage therapist u gonna get touched in places u didn't even know existed
Oh shit bro. Thanks for the warning. :forcedsmile:

But does the sexual pleasure of being touched by a foid make up for the pain?
 
i used to get awesome japanese-style massages from free from a MTB buddhist foid i was slaying last year of law school

she looked like this foid for reference:

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