Did he want a tip?

[Vermilioncore]

One time I was at home just chillin and a random pizza delivery guy knocked and said “the customer cancelled. Would you like this pizza? Hasn’t been touched.” And he opened it to show me.

I said “really? Wow! Sure!”

And took the boxes and said thanks and shut the door on his face and I remember through the peephole he stood there confused as if he wanted money

But I mean you offered I don’t have money

 

[raleqtambrobret]

He wanted another form of payment, he's no different than you.

 

[Vermilioncore]

He wanted another form of payment, he's no different than you.

“I don’t have the money. Is there another way I can pay?” Ah

 

[raleqtambrobret]

“I don’t have the money. Is there another way I can pay?” Ah

 

[Vermilioncore]

Na suck my dick lame ass bitch

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Na suck my dick lame ass bitch

 

[Vermilioncore]

What an ugly fucking nigger animal

 

[raleqtambrobret]

What an ugly fucking nigger animal

What the fuck!!

 

[Vermilioncore]

What the fuck!!

Shut the fuck up judge and jury

 

[n9wiff]

One time I was at home just chillin and a random pizza delivery guy knocked and said “the customer cancelled. Would you like this pizza? Hasn’t been touched.” And he opened it to show me.

I said “really? Wow! Sure!”

And took the boxes and said thanks and shut the door on his face and I remember through the peephole he stood there confused as if he wanted money

But I mean you offered I don’t have money

Rather rude, I would have given him a firm handshake

Or a limp one, I have an incel handshake

 

[Vermilioncore]

Rather rude, I would have given him a firm handshake

Or a limp one, I have an incel handshake

I know some dudes don’t wanna shake hands because it’s basically them extending their dick skinners
Kinda gay