Did You Have Sex this Year?

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Years cumming🤪 to a close, did u smash?
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never im still clean
 
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No. My answer will remain the same until I die
 
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this year seems like it started a week ago
 
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I haven’t had sex any year but somehow I’m still not supposed to hate women
 
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i'm virgin bud, i'm an average nigga with average features. It's over for me unless i nichemaxx
 
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Does oral with escorts count?
 
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why would you do that? better to just masturbate at that point.
"Why would you want a HTB to blow you? Rather jerk off to pixels on a screen" :feelshah:
 
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"Why would you want a HTB to blow you? Rather jerk off to pixels on a screen" :feelshah:
it's a prositute you fucking idiot, you probaly got Chlymidia and you're bragging about a whore sucking your dick.
 
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"Why would you want a HTB to blow you? Rather jerk off to pixels on a screen" :feelshah:
also i can gurantee she's not HTB cause you horny fucks don't know how to rate.
 
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it's a prositute you fucking idiot, you probaly got Chlymidia and you're bragging about a whore sucking your dick.
Nah not chlamydia, but I did catch gonorrhea from eating out an ugly catfish escort a few years ago 🥲 thankfully I caught it early and was able to cure it easily
 
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also i can gurantee she's not HTB cause you horny fucks don't know how to rate.
Nah this is one of the HTBs I fornicated with this year


Can't see her face for obvious reasons. But you're gay if you wouldn't breed with that
 
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Nah this is one of the HTBs I fornicated with this year

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Can't see her face for obvious reasons. But you're gay if you wouldn't breed with that
you're bluring the face retard, obviously you can't ublur it but decent body means nothing shes a prostitue they're suppose to have that.
 
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you're bluring the face retard, obviously you can't ublur it but decent body means nothing shes a prostitue they're suppose to have that.
Idk why you niggers act like such standardcels lmfao if she's cute and got a bangable body what more would you need??

And nah not all escorts have nice body, half of them are usually catfish jfl even a lot of "verified" ones.
 
Idk why you niggers act like such standardcels lmfao if she's cute and got a bangable body what more would you need??

And nah not all escorts have nice body, half of them are usually catfish jfl even a lot of "verified" ones.
nigga u got a blowjob from a stripper, it's like raping a bitch and bragging about it you still get no hoes idiot.
 
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nigga u got a blowjob from a stripper, it's like raping a bitch and bragging about it you still get no hoes idiot.
I did more than that, basically everything except actual intercourse. I'm reluctant to do PIV with even random foids, let alone escorts.

And where did I brag moron? Ain't nothing brag worthy about smashing a hooker lol. But if she's a good escort you'll get a more memorable experience than jerking off to random porn, or fucking a subhuman land whale.
 
I did more than that, basically everything except actual intercourse. I'm reluctant to do PIV with even random foids, let alone escorts.

And where did I brag moron? Ain't nothing brag worthy about smashing a hooker lol. But if she's a good escort you'll get a more memorable experience than jerking off to random porn, or fucking a subhuman land whale.
you can't even pull a subhuman land whale don't kid yourself, jacking off is way better cause you won't get stds from a bitch who sucks dick for a living retard, imagine actually thinking it's memorable to get stds.
 
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you can't even pull a subhuman land whale don't kid yourself, jacking off is way better cause you won't get stds from a bitch who sucks dick for a living retard, imagine actually thinking it's memorable to get stds.
As if the average foid these days don't have a bunch of bodies either, at least escorts get checked regularly bcuz they're required to. But keep smashing ugly foids and jerking off to pixels if you want to CurCuck fanboy 🤣 ain't no one stopping you
 
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Nah not chlamydia, but I did catch gonorrhea from eating out an ugly catfish escort a few years ago 🥲 thankfully I caught it early and was able to cure it easily
Y would u eat out an escort lmao
 
Only once, in April. Was on alcohol+mephedrone, (her too).

Won't happen again until I find a new druggie.
 
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Only once, in April. Was on alcohol+mephedrone, (her too).

Won't happen again until I find a new druggie.
So u raped her, how’d u even get hard
 
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So u raped her, how’d u even get hard
i raped her and she raped me you know. that's just the vibe when you are both on drugs. Although the law will only blame me since I am a man.

I always carry cialis when I go out. When sex-probability goes above 80%, I take a pill and it helps to keep my dick hard.

I took it 4 times this year, but only 1 time resulted in sex. Meaning I clearly over-estimate my chances on having sex, still. Brutal.
 
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i'm virgin bud, i'm an average nigga with average features. It's over for me unless i nichemaxx
Antoni, you better start not being a virgin. Go out and promote clubs. You can have sex with women in the bathrooms, sissy.
 
What was his name @Gargantuan
And does ur asshole still hurt ?
 
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