BrutalMogger
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Overview----------------------------------------------------
Everything Leads Back To Tyrone Syndrome is a tantalizing and crippling condition that can cause variety of problems. Most people with this syndrome have a significantly lower quality of life and usually leads to the victim committing "schery rope" (suicide)
Symptoms----------------------------------------------------
Everything Leads Back To Tyrone Syndrome can have multiple symptoms and are usually different from person to person but the most common ones that are present in majority of victims are:
- Avoiding relationships with females as it "could lead back to tyrone" (the fear of the female cucking the victim with tyrone)
- Not showering as it "could lead back to tyrone"
- Not going outside as it "could lead back to tyrone"
- Rotting on this forum and saying "PSL" instead of "OSL"
The common theme with symptoms is the victims fear that everything leads back tyrone. This is not a phobia however as this syndrome also causes butthole itches.
Pathophysiology----------------------------------------------------
The pathophysiology of this condition is a mutation of the DW4 gene in the Y chromosome, meaning this is a male only disease. This mutation of the gene causes the prolactin receptor to change its mechanism of action, the prolactin receptor now in the presence of prolactin signals to the brain to be scared of tyrones. This mutation either occurs from past negative experiences with tyrones or from rotting on this forum.
Treatment----------------------------------------------------
There is currently no known cure for this condition as it is mutation based but victims can find relief, mostly by using medication that act as a prolactin receptor antagonist or by using laundry basket therapy. To summarise treatments:
- prolactin receptor antagonist medications
- Sniffing radiator juice (known prolactin receptor antagonist)
- Laundry basket therapy (inserting a laundry basket into the anus of the victim)
Everything Leads Back To Tyrone Syndrome is a tantalizing and crippling condition that can cause variety of problems. Most people with this syndrome have a significantly lower quality of life and usually leads to the victim committing "schery rope" (suicide)
Symptoms----------------------------------------------------
Everything Leads Back To Tyrone Syndrome can have multiple symptoms and are usually different from person to person but the most common ones that are present in majority of victims are:
- Avoiding relationships with females as it "could lead back to tyrone" (the fear of the female cucking the victim with tyrone)
- Not showering as it "could lead back to tyrone"
- Not going outside as it "could lead back to tyrone"
- Rotting on this forum and saying "PSL" instead of "OSL"
The common theme with symptoms is the victims fear that everything leads back tyrone. This is not a phobia however as this syndrome also causes butthole itches.
Pathophysiology----------------------------------------------------
The pathophysiology of this condition is a mutation of the DW4 gene in the Y chromosome, meaning this is a male only disease. This mutation of the gene causes the prolactin receptor to change its mechanism of action, the prolactin receptor now in the presence of prolactin signals to the brain to be scared of tyrones. This mutation either occurs from past negative experiences with tyrones or from rotting on this forum.
Treatment----------------------------------------------------
There is currently no known cure for this condition as it is mutation based but victims can find relief, mostly by using medication that act as a prolactin receptor antagonist or by using laundry basket therapy. To summarise treatments:
- prolactin receptor antagonist medications
- Sniffing radiator juice (known prolactin receptor antagonist)
- Laundry basket therapy (inserting a laundry basket into the anus of the victim)
