DIY Buccal fat removal?

[iblamemandible7]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

 

[Looksmax93]

Sure thing

 

[Ripper]

ye man js to a surgery in ur bathroom 0% botch rate

 

[Mike456]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

A girl has done this exact thing and theres a thread here I would tag if I find it.
Btw its hard to find the fat pads

 

[SEZAR]

just don't cut the outside of your cheek like some idiot did a couple years ago

 

[slaters]