DIY Buccal fat removal?

[Prøphet]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

 

[Looksmax93]

Sure thing

 

[Ripper]

ye man js to a surgery in ur bathroom 0% botch rate

 

[Mike456]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

A girl has done this exact thing and theres a thread here I would tag if I find it.
Btw its hard to find the fat pads

 

[SEZAR]

just don't cut the outside of your cheek like some idiot did a couple years ago

 

[slaters]

 

[avenox]

jfl just do lemon bottle

 

[loLyric]

look at @xhren.lol post ab when he did it

 

[choro]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

You don't need fat removal surgery you need mma double jaw surgery

 

[6ft3gh0st]

bro don't do that

 

[Zeekie]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

It's a very very very stupid idea. Is the cost of getting the surgery done in a hospital greater than the cost of potentially botching yourself or getting an infection? I don't think so, either save up to get the surgery done or don't do it at all.

Very high risk, for a probably shitty result. Plus, being completely honest with you, I don't think you'd have the guts to do it once you actually cut through your flesh. There's a reason why surgeons study years to do something as simple as that.

 

[viclate]

Is this a doable DIY surgery? Im thinking about buying a scalpel, isopropyl alcohol, and stitches in order to conduct the operation. I will do it in the bathtub after sterilizing the whole bathroom while my family is away. Lidocaine as well as sedatives from IndiaMart will be administered intra-op. A cut will be made on the interior of each cheek, and a tool will be used to scrape out approximately 50% of the fat pads before stitching shut the incisions. I will also need antibiotics from indiamart probably. Thoughts? Anything else I should have on hand? Seems like a pretty rudimentary and easy surgery.

Nope, not realistic. Find a dentist to do it for you, they will charge you a fraction of a surgeon's.

 

[Leo]

A girl has done this exact thing and theres a thread here I would tag if I find it.
Btw its hard to find the fat pads

tag me may u

 

[Mike456]

tag me may u

If I find it I will