DJMAXXING TO SLAY

[CelestialEmpire]

Literally so easy and free pussy. Takes zero skill to be a DJ just put a playlist on shuffle and lip sync and pretend ur moving buttons and sliders around on ur DJ deck. Offer to DJ at parties or bars or clubs for free since ur only in it for the pussy. Girls are such clout chasers they will let DJs slay even if DJs are 5'2 balding jeets

 

[superpsycho]

begun for DJcels

 

[smartstyle]

should i be WASP for it?

 

[shredded4summer]

should i be WASP for it?

ideally yes

 

[AgentBlender]

Literally so easy and free pussy. Takes zero skill to be a DJ just put a playlist on shuffle and lip sync and pretend ur moving buttons and sliders around on ur DJ deck. Offer to DJ at parties or bars or clubs for free since ur only in it for the pussy. Girls are such clout chasers they will let DJs slay even if DJs are 5'2 balding jeets

People will tell you "cope it's ogre anyway", but you are 100% right. I have a friend who is a DJ to the point where he regularly gets calls from big-time conventions and parties and he has so many female simps it's unreal. He's average looking and he's average female height.

 

[White_Bwoi]

Even better if you're doing it in some shithole country as a white guy, literally could bang an entire city the night of the party lol.

For real I was once in land of giant spiders (Australia) and there are these little weird mad max looking festivals and it's most of the DJ's are fucking bad, they would be kicked after one show in Berlin, but when there is little competition...

 

[CelestialEmpire]

at this point i might just PAY people and events to let me dj, insane status for the night and free pussy