Do I have the coronavirus? [Urgent]

[Slayer]

I was playing Lego Batman: The Videogame (2008) but then I heard that the coronavirus actually comes from bats? Should I only play as the Joker from now on?

 

[Petsmart]

Bro batman has actually been relicensed to become known as coronavirus man. Stay safe and make sure your TV is wearing a hazmat suit to prevent contamination from the video game.

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U NEED TO CURE URSELF ASAP!!!!! FILL A BATHTUB FULL OF RICE AND LAY IN IT FOR 5 HOURS. THE RICE WILL ABSORB THE VIRUS!

 

[Unmoggablegingercel]

I was playing Lego Batman: The Videogame (2008) but then I heard that the coronavirus actually comes from bats? Should I only play as the Joker from now on?

Top tier shitpost
7PSL

 

[Slayer]

Bro batman has actually been relicensed to become known as coronavirus man. Stay safe and make sure your TV is wearing a hazmat suit to prevent contamination from the video game.

Should I let the CDC know that my TV has the coronavirus? Will they tell me what size hazmat suit I need to buy for it?

 

[Petsmart]

Should I let the CDC know that my TV has the coronavirus? Will they tell me what size hazmat suit I need to buy for it?

Let them know so they can send a swat team to confiscate your flat screen television set from your current place of residence. We will not have a dirty Chinese virus in our nation.

 

[Slayer]

Let them know so they can send a swat team to confiscate your flat screen television set from your current place of residence. We will not have a dirty Chinese virus in our nation.

I think I just heard my TV cough, should I throw my xbox controller at it and put it out of its misery before it spreads too far?

 

[Petsmart]

I think I just heard my TV cough, should I throw my xbox controller at it and put it out of its misery before it spreads too far?

Bro I think the TV is exhibiting symptoms. Sterilize it immediately via controller impact to the screen to put it out of its misery. We cannot allow the disease to spread.

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Putting you on ignore until you get the all clear

 

[EthnicelAscension]

IT'S OVER MAN, JUST GO ON A RAMPAGE SPREADING YOUR BAT VIRUS EVERYWHERE AND FLING COPIES OF BATMAN VIDEOGAMES AT RANDOM STRANGERS ON THE STREET, TIME TO DARK TRIAD DISEASE MAXX SON

 

[Deleted member 1476]

 

[Slayer]

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Bro delete this please I dont want my computer to get infected too