DO NOT APPROACH the girl you want WITHOUT knowing THIS: **GUIDE** **IT WORKS 100%** **SLAY STORY**

[phenylpiracetam]

You don't understand how many times this has benefitted me.

Being able to talk in-depth about any topic with anyone is vital.


Most of my best slays have come from a 1 man 2 girl situation where i had to be funny and entertain the friend all while subtly rizzing up the girl i want.

If you're in a club setting where the girl you want is with a friend, your first focus should NOT be rizzing up the girl you want.

reread that previous sentence.


Your main focus is to be funny/different/entertaining for BOTH OF THEM. The same applies if she's in a group. Be entertaining to all the girls.


You have to be different. If you don't want the fridge to hide the snack, you gotta make the less attractive girls feel valued.



Here's a few tips on how to do that:

1. Talk to all the girls in the group while completely ignoring the attractive one. The uglier friends will feel valued for once since they're used to guys simply approaching the group to speak to the hotter girl.

2. Make jokes at the expense of the hot girl. Lowkey bully her. Her friends will let you get away with it because you're not the usual simp, and seeing their hot friend get roasted is literally lifefuel for their jealous asses.

3. Be attractive. No matter how funny you are, if you are MTN manlet then there's no shot. The uglier girl/s will feel very at ease being mean to you, since rejecting guys is their favourite way to increase their sense of self-worth.

I'm literally the best at this . There's been countless nights where I've had conversations about medicine/biology/history with the nerdier/less attractive friend while pulling the baddie.

One time I was the only guy with a group of 9 norwegian girls visting the country. I approached them asking "where do the cool kids go on a friday night?". I was jestermaxxing for a few mins and they really liked my origins (and my face) and stayed with me all night (bar + club + afters) and invited me to go out with them again the next day. I pulled 3 of the hottest foids in that group , ONE OF WHICH HAD A BOYFRIEND.
2 of the mid-girls literally asked to kiss me so I could say who is the better kisser, when a hotter foid from the group ran to me and said "no he's mine" and started arguing with them in norwegian. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
Hot foreign blondes fighting for me. I was by myself when I met them. No friends. No one. Just drunk-me strolling to the pub to meet a friend.


There's levels to this shit, and I am many levels above you. Go back to looksmaxxing, sure. But you'll never be able to slay like me, because I am an NT God.


inb4 the dnrd and tales copers



phenylpiracetam

 

[saint]

This is majority bullshit and women have been in the know about negging for years now

 

[saint]

Majority of this is jestermaxxing, even the “manipulation” stuff with the ugly friends part

Pure clown shit

 

[Part-Time Chad]

None of this shit works unless you're the right age with the right looks.

 

[Andremln]

don't go wide, go deep.

 

[staton]

yeah, being able to have a deep convo with a foid gets you properly on track to being deep in her ass

 

[davidlaidisme67]

good thread

 

[Varicella]

favorite user is back

 

[org3cel.RR]

You don't understand how many times this has benefitted me.

Being able to talk in-depth about any topic with anyone is vital.


Most of my best slays have come from a 1 man 2 girl situation where i had to be funny and entertain the friend all while subtly rizzing up the girl i want.

If you're in a club setting where the girl you want is with a friend, your first focus should NOT be rizzing up the girl you want.

reread that previous sentence.


Your main focus is to be funny/different/entertaining for BOTH OF THEM. The same applies if she's in a group. Be entertaining to all the girls.


You have to be different. If you don't want the fridge to hide the snack, you gotta make the less attractive girls feel valued.



Here's a few tips on how to do that:

1. Talk to all the girls in the group while completely ignoring the attractive one. The uglier friends will feel valued for once since they're used to guys simply approaching the group to speak to the hotter girl.

2. Make jokes at the expense of the hot girl. Lowkey bully her. Her friends will let you get away with it because you're not the usual simp, and seeing their hot friend get roasted is literally lifefuel for their jealous asses.

3. Be attractive. No matter how funny you are, if you are MTN manlet then there's no shot. The uglier girl/s will feel very at ease being mean to you, since rejecting guys is their favourite way to increase their sense of self-worth.

I'm literally the best at this . There's been countless nights where I've had conversations about medicine/biology/history with the nerdier/less attractive friend while pulling the baddie.

One time I was the only guy with a group of 9 norwegian girls visting the country. I approached them asking "where do the cool kids go on a friday night?". I was jestermaxxing for a few mins and they really liked my origins (and my face) and stayed with me all night (bar + club + afters) and invited me to go out with them again the next day. I pulled 3 of the hottest foids in that group , ONE OF WHICH HAD A BOYFRIEND.
2 of the mid-girls literally asked to kiss me so I could say who is the better kisser, when a hotter foid from the group ran to me and said "no he's mine" and started arguing with them in norwegian. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
Hot foreign blondes fighting for me. I was by myself when I met them. No friends. No one. Just drunk-me strolling to the pub to meet a friend.


There's levels to this shit, and I am many levels above you. Go back to looksmaxxing, sure. But you'll never be able to slay like me, because I am an NT God.


inb4 the dnrd and tales copers



phenylpiracetam

"Kiss the fridge before eating the snacks" Ahh

 

[gymcel64]

haha frère t'as juste besoin de m'apprendre comment blanchir mes dents. Et aussi comment est ce que tu fais ta coupe de jester? elle est pas dégueulasse.

 

[edodalic29]

stopped reading once i read “rizz” , i hope everyone whos reading this knows a REAL slayer doesnt talk like this nor will try to belittle you with his message at the end

 

[Filler]

If your a chad you don't need this bs advice.

 

[Cyrus]

If your a chad you don't need this bs advice.

fuck off then

 

[Filler]

fuck off then

Ok truecel

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

schizo ramblings intensifies

 

[Cyrus]

Ok truecel

yeah im a truecel thats why i need this advice

 

[Clown Show]

3. Be attractive. No matter how funny you are, if you are MTN manlet then there's no shot. The uglier girl/s will feel very at ease being mean to you, since rejecting guys is their favourite way to increase their sense of self-worth.

Should have just written this point and spared everyone of useless ramblings...

 

[PsychoH]

You don't understand how many times this has benefitted me.

Being able to talk in-depth about any topic with anyone is vital.


Most of my best slays have come from a 1 man 2 girl situation where i had to be funny and entertain the friend all while subtly rizzing up the girl i want.

true.

If you're in a club setting where the girl you want is with a friend, your first focus should NOT be rizzing up the girl you want.

reread that previous sentence.


Your main focus is to be funny/different/entertaining for BOTH OF THEM. The same applies if she's in a group. Be entertaining to all the girls.


You have to be different. If you don't want the fridge to hide the snack, you gotta make the less attractive girls feel valued.

Here's a few tips on how to do that:

1. Talk to all the girls in the group while completely ignoring the attractive one. The uglier friends will feel valued for once since they're used to guys simply approaching the group to speak to the hotter girl.

2. Make jokes at the expense of the hot girl. Lowkey bully her. Her friends will let you get away with it because you're not the usual simp, and seeing their hot friend get roasted is literally lifefuel for their jealous asses.

3. Be attractive. No matter how funny you are, if you are MTN manlet then there's no shot. The uglier girl/s will feel very at ease being mean to you, since rejecting guys is their favourite way to increase their sense of self-worth.

truthnuke, "muh muh just be MTN and NT" faggots on suicide watch.

I'm literally the best at this . There's been countless nights where I've had conversations about medicine/biology/history with the nerdier/less attractive friend while pulling the baddie.

One time I was the only guy with a group of 9 norwegian girls visting the country. I approached them asking "where do the cool kids go on a friday night?". I was jestermaxxing for a few mins and they really liked my origins (and my face) and stayed with me all night (bar + club + afters) and invited me to go out with them again the next day. I pulled 3 of the hottest foids in that group , ONE OF WHICH HAD A BOYFRIEND.
2 of the mid-girls literally asked to kiss me so I could say who is the better kisser, when a hotter foid from the group ran to me and said "no he's mine" and started arguing with them in norwegian. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
Hot foreign blondes fighting for me. I was by myself when I met them. No friends. No one. Just drunk-me strolling to the pub to meet a friend.

i wanna say this is LARP for my own sanity but i'll just congratulate you, outstanding job.

There's levels to this shit, and I am many levels above you. Go back to looksmaxxing, sure. But you'll never be able to slay like me, because I am an NT God.


inb4 the dnrd and tales copers



phenylpiracetam

time to fraud NT even more with new people lol jfl should be fun. Also i missed you if you know what i mean, i'm a fan.

 

[rybxxz]

Post a face reveal or you're an Indian.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

not a single pixel

 

[ltn gooner]

Aint gonna work if youre a subhuman

 

[superpsycho]

will read when i need it

im fucking done with women rn

 

[code15]

I wouldn’t need a guide if I was over mtn

 

[Underdog9494]

You don't understand how many times this has benefitted me.

Being able to talk in-depth about any topic with anyone is vital.


Most of my best slays have come from a 1 man 2 girl situation where i had to be funny and entertain the friend all while subtly rizzing up the girl i want.

If you're in a club setting where the girl you want is with a friend, your first focus should NOT be rizzing up the girl you want.

reread that previous sentence.


Your main focus is to be funny/different/entertaining for BOTH OF THEM. The same applies if she's in a group. Be entertaining to all the girls.


You have to be different. If you don't want the fridge to hide the snack, you gotta make the less attractive girls feel valued.



Here's a few tips on how to do that:

1. Talk to all the girls in the group while completely ignoring the attractive one. The uglier friends will feel valued for once since they're used to guys simply approaching the group to speak to the hotter girl.

2. Make jokes at the expense of the hot girl. Lowkey bully her. Her friends will let you get away with it because you're not the usual simp, and seeing their hot friend get roasted is literally lifefuel for their jealous asses.

3. Be attractive. No matter how funny you are, if you are MTN manlet then there's no shot. The uglier girl/s will feel very at ease being mean to you, since rejecting guys is their favourite way to increase their sense of self-worth.

I'm literally the best at this . There's been countless nights where I've had conversations about medicine/biology/history with the nerdier/less attractive friend while pulling the baddie.

One time I was the only guy with a group of 9 norwegian girls visting the country. I approached them asking "where do the cool kids go on a friday night?". I was jestermaxxing for a few mins and they really liked my origins (and my face) and stayed with me all night (bar + club + afters) and invited me to go out with them again the next day. I pulled 3 of the hottest foids in that group , ONE OF WHICH HAD A BOYFRIEND.
2 of the mid-girls literally asked to kiss me so I could say who is the better kisser, when a hotter foid from the group ran to me and said "no he's mine" and started arguing with them in norwegian. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.
Hot foreign blondes fighting for me. I was by myself when I met them. No friends. No one. Just drunk-me strolling to the pub to meet a friend.


There's levels to this shit, and I am many levels above you. Go back to looksmaxxing, sure. But you'll never be able to slay like me, because I am an NT God.


inb4 the dnrd and tales copers



phenylpiracetam

Tales from the icebergs of Norwegia