DO NOT BE A BOUNCER IF UR UNDER 6'4 240LB

[CelestialEmpire]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[.Cx]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

 

[ChrisFletcher]

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies)

chatgpt could larp better

 

[NEET_Emperor]

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

just arrest the 6'6 260lb white chad whos dad is a partner at goldman theory

 

[ChrisFletcher]

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Id disagree but im scared of cat avis

 

[chromednash]

Yea this is true because it’s the 1980s and “jock bullies” still exist

 

[chromednash]

just arrest the 6'6 260lb white chad whos dad is a partner at goldman theory

If he’s not Jewish, it’s possible

 

[.Cx]

Yea this is true because it’s the 1980s and “jock bullies” still exist

This is his fantasy don't ruin it for him LOL

 

[powerliftercoco]

just arrest the 6'6 260lb white chad whos dad is a partner at goldman theory

Bro do you not get bored of making shit up?

 

[NEET_Emperor]

Id disagree but im scared of cat avis

 

[ChrisFletcher]

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Ive never seen this gif without the caption

 

[AscensionMan98]

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

Yea I agree if you straight up attack the bounces and knock them down , your going to go to jail. Don't think OP story happened the way it did.

Now if they were trust fund chads then yes they would have the charges dropped

 

[Sprinkles]

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