DO NOT BE A BOUNCER IF UR UNDER 6'4 240LB

[CelestialEmpire]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

 

[CelestialEmpire]

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[.Cx]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

 

[ChrisFletcher]

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies)

chatgpt could larp better

 

[NEET_Emperor]

 

[CelestialEmpire]

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

just arrest the 6'6 260lb white chad whos dad is a partner at goldman theory

 

[ChrisFletcher]

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Id disagree but im scared of cat avis

 

[chromednash]

Yea this is true because it’s the 1980s and “jock bullies” still exist

 

[chromednash]

just arrest the 6'6 260lb white chad whos dad is a partner at goldman theory

If he’s not Jewish, it’s possible

 

[.Cx]

Yea this is true because it’s the 1980s and “jock bullies” still exist

This is his fantasy don't ruin it for him LOL

 

[powerliftercoco]

just arrest the 6'6 260lb white chad whos dad is a partner at goldman theory

Bro do you not get bored of making shit up?

 

[NEET_Emperor]

Id disagree but im scared of cat avis

 

[ChrisFletcher]

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Ive never seen this gif without the caption

 

[AscensionMan98]

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

Yea I agree if you straight up attack the bounces and knock them down , your going to go to jail. Don't think OP story happened the way it did.

Now if they were trust fund chads then yes they would have the charges dropped

 

[Sprinkles]

Tales

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Lmao

 

[kana]

alright man

 

[Foidmaxxer]

story from wuhan, but do you understand that 1inch of height and 30lbs difference doesnt automatically mean that you can beat the guy. A bouncer with 5 years of experience on wrestling or boxing would maliciously grape your 6'5 250lbs rugby player

 

[hypernormie]

You write like an Indian

 

[Gengar]

Man, your friends are assholes. Poor bouncers were just doing their job.

 

[Laqi]

Man, your friends are assholes. Poor bouncers were just doing their job.

It is tales from his pajeet drilled anus

 

[Gengar]

It is tales from his pajeet drilled anus

He’s my bhai, he’s no pajeet.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Sounds like larp LOL.
I do security work and know this shit did not happen without a few people getting arrested or knocked tf out.
Nice story though

I believed it until he said trust fund bullshit

 

[Laqi]

Man, your friends are assholes. Poor bouncers were just doing their job.

brutal I m 270lbs mma trained my brother is 300lbs 6'5 Local best + europe 1st + world 3rd (cause of injury) or he would be 1st, Sambo fighter we would kill these guys but it is not like they would have ass to fight us since they love to pick on with guys that are just doing their job and feeding families.
These bouncers probably did not even fight back and were just trying to restrain them 12 men my ass

 

[Gengar]

brutal I m 270lbs mma trained my brother is 300lbs 6'5 Local best + europe 1st + world 3rd (cause of injury) or he would be 1st, Sambo fighter we would kill these guys but it is not like they would have ass to fight us since they love to pick on with guys that are just doing their job and feeding families.
These bouncers probably did not even fight back and were just trying to restrain them 12 men my ass

Would you protect me?

Mirin hard bhaijaan, didn’t know you were into that stuff. That’s cool, what’s your brother’s name? You can PM me.

And yeah those jock types wouldn’t stand a chance against true martial artists. That’s true.

 

[AgentTenzi]

brutal I m 270lbs mma trained my brother is 300lbs 6'5 Local best + europe 1st + world 3rd (cause of injury) or he would be 1st, Sambo fighter we would kill these guys but it is not like they would have ass to fight us since they love to pick on with guys that are just doing their job and feeding families.
These bouncers probably did not even fight back and were just trying to restrain them 12 men my ass

Some Crisick story type of shit here.
@Gengar

 

[Laqi]

Would you protect me?

Mirin hard bhaijaan, didn’t know you were into that stuff. That’s cool, what’s your brother’s name? You can PM me.

And yeah those jock types wouldn’t stand a chance against true martial artists. That’s true.

Yeah brochacho dmed you

 

[rishu nond]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

True

 

[Societal Reject]

I'm 5'11 but im built like a dumptruck believe me those pussies wouldn't be able to do that with me I'd have them eating my shit off their chests and thats a promiss

 

[Deleted member 165274]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

Do you think @androgenic is a good bodyguard?

 

[SoundnVision]

So I'm confused what these 3 dudes were actually there for?

 

[SoNotFunny]

Id disagree but im scared of cat avis

Hi, nigga

 

[PSL DEMON]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

Bro genuinely stfu if your 62 height doesn’t even matter u gon have old man strength and raw unfiltered ass