Do not drink the Starbucks bottled frapuccino!

[tonyStonem]

I was biking downtown on a hot day, so I decided to treat myself to a cold drink. So then I spot the bottled frappe in the refrigerator. Naturally I assume this will be a refreshing drink, so I buy it and drink it during my bike ride. However this drink was lukewarm at best, not cold at all. Then I could feel the liquid attack my bowels, I immediately needed to take a shit, and had to bike ten minutes to my house. (Since I don't like using the toilet anywhere else)

Tldr: Do not buy the Starbucks bottled frappe!

 

[beachflow83]

Ngl i never drank a good coffee in starbucks and its like 10 dollars for a shitty coffee, not sure what the girls like about it so much

 

[TrueOgreGymcel]

What a wholesome story. At least you made some serious cardio gains and lost some water weight. Pretty good trade overall.