Do u guys measure ur dicks standing or sitting?

[ShawarmaFilth]

Titile

 

[NorwoodAscender]

hanging by my feet

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@Autismcel @butterworld @Michael Myers

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

hanging by my feet

How do u do that

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

hanging by my feet

Bruh dont u fall? U must have super powers or smth

 

[butterworld]

Sitting because majority of sex you’re sitting

 

[Michael Myers]

@Autismcel @butterworld @Michael Myers

I measure in bed while on my knees.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Sitting because majority of sex you’re sitting

Over

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Sitting because majority of sex you’re sitting

Deduct .25

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Bruh dont u fall? U must have super powers or smth

lord gandy would never allow me to fall

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I measure in bed while on my knees.

Still counts i think

 

[butterworld]

Over

Deduct .25

Why?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Sitting because majority of sex you’re sitting

Sitting i get an extra .25 and today i hit 6.7 while sitting


I usually measure standing, cause its ur real size and how its done in the studies, sitting causes a pelvic tilt that pushes ur dick outwords

 

[Michael Myers]

Still counts i think

I used to jerk off sitting in a chair but now I don’t.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@Autismcel if i use coconut oil my ed mostly goes away

Mostly cause i activate the glands and i dont usually use em while jerking off

 

[butterworld]

Sitting i get an extra .25 and today i hit 6.7 while sitting


I usually measure standing, cause its ur real size and how its done in the studies, sitting causes a pelvic tilt that pushes ur dick outwords

Brutal… I’ll have to remeasure

 

[Autismcel]

@Autismcel if i use coconut oil my ed mostly goes away

Mostly cause i activate the glands and i dont usually use em while jerking off

I've always used saliva when jacking off


Never used any lube

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I used to jerk off sitting in a chair but now I don’t.

Try standing then, natural pelvic tilt

Also @butterworld while measuring standing,. Dont push ur hips out, be how u naturally are

 

[Michael Myers]

I've always used saliva when jacking off


Never used any lube

That’s disgusting. You spit on your hand for sexy time.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I've always used saliva when jacking off


Never used any lube

Thats so kinky wtf

 

[raleqtambrobret]

@Autismcel if i use coconut oil my ed mostly goes away

Mostly cause i activate the glands and i dont usually use em while jerking off

You're rubbing coconut oil on your cock?

 

[Michael Myers]

Try standing then, natural pelvic tilt

Also @butterworld while measuring standing,. Dont push ur hips out, be how u naturally are

I jerk off in bed, not standing. I lay down or I get on my knees.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

You're rubbing coconut oil on your cock?

Yeah? Mfs use it as lube for sex all the time fym

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I jerk off in bed, not standing. I lay down or I get on my knees.

Yeah but when u measure make sure u stand

I assume most users measure sitting

 

[FaceandBBC]

I hear standing up is the best and most accurate way to measure since when you sit there is a false length due to your hip angle.

 

[Michael Myers]

Yeah but when u measure make sure u stand

I assume most users measure sitting

I can’t, my EQ worsens when I stand.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I hear standing up is the best and most accurate way to measure since when you sit there is a false length due to your hip angle.

Correct, i can get a whole extra .25 while sitting

 

[Michael Myers]

I hear standing up is the best and most accurate way to measure since when you sit there is a false length due to your hip angle.

What if you measure on your knees like I do? I measure in bed, so I can’t sit on there. I can stand but EQ worsens immediately, plus I can’t see my screen. Being on my knees does the trick, however.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I can’t, my EQ worsens when I stand.

Me too bro haha, thats why i use to measure sitting in the first place

Idk today i used lube and i got hella hard, so i measured standing asap before i lose my eq

 

[Michael Myers]

You're rubbing coconut oil on your cock?

That’s normal for us circumcised guys. I’ve never used coconut oil though, but I bet the smell is real good.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

What if you measure on your knees like I do? I measure in bed, so I can’t sit on there. I can stand but EQ worsens immediately, plus I can’t see my screen. Being on my knees does the trick, however.

Sitting on ur knees might push ur hips out a bit ngl

 

[Michael Myers]

Me too bro haha, thats why i use to measure sitting in the first place

Idk today i used lube and i got hella hard, so i measured standing asap before i lose my eq

Do we have PIED or is it natural?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Do we have PIED or is it natural?

Pied haha look at my wall and what i @‘d u in

 

[Michael Myers]

Sitting on ur knees might push ur hips out a bit ngl

My hips are backwards, I know because I can tell when I’m moving them forward. Doesn’t happen in my position.

 

[raleqtambrobret]

That’s normal for us circumcised guys. I’ve never used coconut oil though, but I bet the smell is real good.

Your foreskin, my collagen

 

[narcissist_volcel]

Lying down supinated with spankbang in one hand and a ruler in the other

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

My hips are backwards, I know because I can tell when I’m moving them forward. Doesn’t happen in my position.

U measure with how ur hips naturally are

 

[Michael Myers]

Pied haha look at my wall and what i @‘d u in

Can you @ me again if you @d me hours earlier instead of moments ago?

 

[Michael Myers]

U measure with how ur hips naturally are

That’s what I’m saying. My hips aren’t forward. I don’t position my hips when measuring.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Lying down supinated with spankbang in one hand and a ruler in the other

U might be getting less ngl, try standing with ur natural hip position

 

[FaceandBBC]

What if you measure on your knees like I do? I measure in bed, so I can’t sit on there. I can stand but EQ worsens immediately, plus I can’t see my screen. Being on my knees does the trick, however.

Knees should be fine since you have that same hip angle as you do when measuring standing up. I also instantly lost EQ when measuring for some odd reason then get hard when I put away the measuring tape...

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Knees should be fine since you have that same hip angle as you do when measuring standing up. I also instantly lost EQ when measuring for some odd reason then get hard when I put away the measuring tape...

When i go on my knees my hips go forward so it might be fraud ngl

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Can you @ me again if you @d me hours earlier instead of moments ago?

Its like the first thingnon my wall

 

[Michael Myers]

Your foreskin, my collagen

Enjoy it goy.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Your foreskin, my collagen

Raleq ram bro bet

 

[Michael Myers]

Knees should be fine since you have that same hip angle as you do when measuring standing up. I also instantly lost EQ when measuring for some odd reason then get hard when I put away the measuring tape...

Is there a chance you have PIED as well? OP has the problem too. Wondering if it’s PIED-related or just normal.

 

[sub5outsider]

both ways

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Your foreskin, my collagen

What the hell is raleq tam bro bet

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

both ways

Which measurement do u claim

 

[Autismcel]

Thats so kinky wtf

I thought it was normal??


It legit feels better tbh.

Also closer to the real feeling of a vagina i think