do you think youre in the top X in SMV in your country of your generation?

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for reference i think my father is like top 2000 in the country based on his net worth (like 700-900MM USD) and since im the only male out of my siblings i stand to inherit the estate by default (like 75MM in properties, 400MM in a multifamily office across public equities, bonds, private credit, PE, RE/infra, venture debt, absolute return (mostly in Citadel), other exotics and about 300MM in equity (GP stakes) in the UMM PE fund (12B Fund VII) hes a managing partner at.

looks wise and background wise im prob top 2500 in the country of my generation (currently aged 18-25), i went to a top 3 male boarding school, touse in a top business school, Chadlite face and 6'5.5 235lb lean

so combined im prob top 2250 SMV in males of my generation in the country

for reference my ex girlfriend was 5'11 blonde stacylite with dad in top 500 in the country for sure (1-3B net worth) and mom whos the CEO of a major segment of a megacap bank (Ex: CEO of Asset Management at UBS, CEO of Private Banking at JPM, CEO of Sales & Trading at BofA, CEO of Wealth Management at Morgan Stanley) so shes def top 5 in SMV in the country in our generation
 
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You are not a chadlite facially.
 
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no
 
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Op got exposed as a gook months ago and still doing ts btw

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for reference i think my father is like top 2000 in the country based on his net worth (like 700-900MM USD) and since im the only male out of my siblings i stand to inherit the estate by default (like 75MM in properties, 400MM in a multifamily office across public equities, bonds, private credit, PE, RE/infra, venture debt, absolute return (mostly in Citadel), other exotics and about 300MM in equity (GP stakes) in the UMM PE fund (12B Fund VII) hes a managing partner at.

looks wise and background wise im prob top 2500 in the country of my generation (currently aged 18-25), i went to a top 3 male boarding school, touse in a top business school, Chadlite face and 6'5.5 235lb lean

so combined im prob top 2250 SMV in males of my generation in the country

for reference my ex girlfriend was 5'11 blonde stacylite with dad in top 500 in the country for sure (1-3B net worth) and mom whos the CEO of a major segment of a megacap bank (Ex: CEO of Asset Management at UBS, CEO of Private Banking at JPM, CEO of Sales & Trading at BofA, CEO of Wealth Management at Morgan Stanley) so shes def top 5 in SMV in the country in our generation
Im 7'5 WASP 34" bidelt Hitler youth experiment Forbes 500 Club of Rome knightly order of Malta offspring who went to international hyper elite private schools and a 33 degree york rite freemason as well as initiated into the Rosicrucian and jesuit orders among many. I knew 45 languages on C1 level when I was 15 and Bill Gates bends over for me to lay my legs on him like a coffee table. We eat elite lab grown ginger babies with caviar for breakfast as we worship an unknown subterranean pre-ice age cthonic deity with whom we made a pact with to always reincarnate
 
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Annually me and my buddies from the 13 families gather around in the Russian tundras, our private part of the forests protected by the Russian government itself, to hunt down the firstborn sons of all the CEOs and Presidents of the world. Your GF or her family probably had an older brother she later had to forget about because we hunted him down. Then we eat their raw organs and wear their faces
 
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But yea, so I would say im in the top ~300 people with highest SMV in the world right now. My whole family has super rare top percentile faces
 
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Yeah well that's nothing compared to me I'm a WASP 8'6 40" bidelt knight build with 9*8 upwards curving dick high status high class bully jock pheno private equity banking JP Morgan rich touse high t frat terraslayer. I am a genetic miracle and a product of centuries of eugenics.

I'm a literal descendent of the British monarchy and was knighted by queen Elizabeth before she died. I own like 1000 hectares of land in and bound to inherit 10,000 more. My DNA test results come up as 100% WASP and not a single speck of shit skin (Slavic).

I am extremely intelligent and went to the most elite private schools where other billionaire jock descendents attended. I dated a 6'2 Nordic Stacy with titty halo who was virgin and just casually pumped and dumped that bitch cause I have so many options.

I played as quarterback in football (biggest status halo position) and had like 80 D1 offers while running a 4.3 40 yard dash and having an absolute laser as an arm (think Mathew Stafford, Aaron Rodgers) but I gave up cause my dad's a trillionaire and I cba to jester with wageslaving as an NFL player

So yeah I'd say overall I'm like top 1 internationally in terms of SMV
 
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Yeah well that's nothing compared to me I'm a WASP 8'6 40" bidelt knight build with 9*8 upwards curving dick high status high class bully jock pheno private equity banking JP Morgan rich touse high t frat terraslayer. I am a genetic miracle and a product of centuries of eugenics.

I'm a literal descendent of the British monarchy and was knighted by queen Elizabeth before she died. I own like 1000 hectares of land in and bound to inherit 10,000 more. My DNA test results come up as 100% WASP and not a single speck of shit skin (Slavic).

I am extremely intelligent and went to the most elite private schools where other billionaire jock descendents attended. I dated a 6'2 Nordic Stacy with titty halo who was virgin and just casually pumped and dumped that bitch cause I have so many options.

I played as quarterback in football (biggest status halo position) and had like 80 D1 offers while running a 4.3 40 yard dash and having an absolute laser as an arm (think Mathew Stafford, Aaron Rodgers) but I gave up cause my dad's a trillionaire and I cba to jester with wageslaving as an NFL player

So yeah I'd say overall I'm like top 1 internationally in terms of SMV
im 9ft8 WASP natural green hair and pink eyes alien 60 inch bideltoid concieved by the holy spirit and the queen of england when she was a JB. Im technically a different species of human, latest in evolution, as I got 600 D1 offers by the age of 10 years old (first slay was at 5 years old, JB hitler youth test tube lab grown true stacy future calvin klein models, genetic clones)
 
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