Do you want to be buried or cremated?

Do you want to be buried or cremated?


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Xangsane

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Why the hell would you want to be cremated?
 
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Leave my mangled corpse to rot in the streets
 
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Buried, I am christian.
 
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taxidermy
 
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DO NOT GET CREMATED

In the Jewish tradition, it's FORBIDDEN for jews to be cremated, it's believed that the Soul and Spirit resides in the physical form in the bone marrow, keeping the bone intact is essential for your soul to reach the afterlife

Also do not donate your body to ''science'', if you have a more than 50% chance of dying doctors will unplug you and let you die so they can use your organs on someone else
 
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i have this irrational fear of awake in coffin burried, it happened throught out history when people discover scratch mark in old coffin
at least cremation only last few hour, and posibility you awake in it is almost 0%, even if you do, you die instantly by heat
 
Waste of gold. Plus what's that yellow thing?
 
My consciousness will be uploaded into AI before I die.
 
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My consciousness will be uploaded into AI before I die.
why if hacker got hold of you and make you getting rail by digital bbc, for the lolz
 
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I want my body to be launched into outer space
 
Nigga I’m 12
 
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I want my pathetic body to be blown up by a missile
 
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Burning ship burial
 
impossible.
i will download your conciousness and install it into my toilet bowl,
and the toilet bowl design to have taste+smell sensitivity to max, you will taste my excrement for the rest of your life
 
i will download your conciousness and install it into my toilet bowl,
and the toilet bowl design to have taste+smell sensitivity to max, you will taste my excrement for the rest of your life
You will be one of my borg soldiers before you get the (falsely assumed) chance to do anything remotely like that. I will simply print a 3D BBC dildo and turn my pleasure settings to the max as I fucked your borg body to the max with my 3D printed BBC.
 
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Buried. I am Muslim
 
Why would any nigga wanna be cremated

Shit wack at. You’re destroying all physical evidence of your existence
 
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just chuck me in a bin bag
 
i won't be needing this incel body in death. They can do what they want with it
 
What a waste of soft toys tbh.
 
Cremation baby jfl at i want to buried soy boys
 
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kept in water like this tbh:

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Cremation baby jfl at i want to buried soy boys
Exactly if you do not cremate yourself you will not re incarnate as a human again
Screenshot 20221212 232919
 
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Thrown into the ocean
 

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