Do you wipe after you take a piss.

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Foids on Twitter are shook that some men dont
I wiped when i was little, id grab a tissue and pat pat on the tip
 
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Fuck no couldn't be asked, will just shake the hog a bit
 
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You're supposed to press up on your gooch to force any residual pee out and then shake it. You're not a woman you don't need to wipe your penis off after peeing.
 
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Wtf am I the only one that wipes??
 
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You're supposed to press up on your gooch to force any residual pee out and then shake it. You're not a woman you don't need to wipe your penis off after peeing.
Im unable to do that pressing up shit
Heard a similar thing to avoid excess cum dripping and couldnt do it because my dick is fragile 🎀
 
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Sometimes
 
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Wtf am I the only one that wipes??
You don’t take showers but you wipe your tip after you piss? Great logic ngl
 
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I wash it with water
 
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I don’t wipe that shit i’m not gonna lie
 
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Yes, cuz I'm not some fucking curry
 
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Yes, cuz I'm not some fucking curry
I don’t even know how I came to this, I just developed a habit, apparently I realized that drops of urine were getting into my panties and to avoid this I started wiping after piss
 
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I don’t even know how I came to this, I just developed a habit, apparently I realized that drops of urine were getting into my panties and to avoid this I started wiping after piss
Tecak would spit on ur face for doing that metrosexual shit 🖕
 
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I sit down when I piss
 
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You don’t take showers but you wipe your tip after you piss? Great logic ngl
I always like to shower at night but then get too sleepy/tired and forget
 
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I do that tbh wash it with water too if the restroom allows for it
 
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i fap
 
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Mane yall doing too much i just wiggle wiggle
I dont want piss in my pants mane maybe its cause i have a mild case of phimosis
 
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Foids on Twitter are shook that some men dont
I wiped when i was little, id grab a tissue and pat pat on the tip

I'm uncut so I squeeze my foreskin until my piss fills up like a water balloon and then I let it all splooze at once.
 
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I grab a piece and tap the tip on it a few times. Men don’t have to wipe, just tap. I don’t want piss stains on my boxers
 
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This has to be a circumcised thing.
 
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What kind of retard wipes? JFL
 
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I don’t even wash my hands after , it’s useless besides virtue signalling to urself that ur a good person lol
 
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I don’t even wash my hands after , it’s useless besides virtue signalling to urself that ur a good person lol
Same
When a normie points it out i just say i didnt touch my dick even tho i do
 
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I just let it dribble and piss my pants too. I mean I’m gonna shower later anyway so why bother
 
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Same
When a normie points it out i just say i didnt touch my dick even tho i do
Humans are filthy animals washing is a psyop to try to hide this

I never touch any1 and avoid touching objects other humans touched, humans are dirtiest animal because their parasites (including bacteria and viruses) are adept at infecting humans unlike zoonotic parasites. This wouldn’t be a problem except soycietycels are in such poor health that I don’t want any of that leaking over to me.

Also soap is a psyop I never use soap it damages ur skin for some theoretical invisible things u can just wash off with water
 
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You're supposed to press up on your gooch to force any residual pee out and then shake it. You're not a woman you don't need to wipe your penis off after peeing.
what is the gooch?
 
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The area inbetween your balls and butthole. Feels like a little fat pad basically directly under your balls.

You're supposed to press up on your gooch to force any residual pee out and then shake it. You're not a woman you don't need to wipe your penis off after peeing.
ill try this next time i pee(y)
 
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ill try this next time i pee(y)
Report back on your findings. It seriously works. Just pee like normally then just press up on that area and more pee will come out.
 
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Nah I just swing it around
 
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You're supposed to press up on your gooch to force any residual pee out and then shake it. You're not a woman you don't need to wipe your penis off after peeing.
lol, no you're not. you're supposed to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women, not press on your fucking gooch
 
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lol, no you're not. you're supposed to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women, not press on your fucking gooch
Glasses Why Dont We Have Both GIF by nounish ⌐◨-◨
 
Yes, I wipe my tip on @asdvek's mother's nose after pissing down her throat
 
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Report back on your findings. It seriously works. Just pee like normally then just press up on that area and more pee will come out.
didnt really do it for me, i prob did something wrong, ill try it a few times more though
 
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didnt really do it for me, i prob did something wrong, ill try it a few times more though
He is trying to manipulate you into stimulating your prostate so you become a bottom forever
 
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He is trying to manipulate you into stimulating your prostate so you become a bottom forever
guess my prostate isnt enlarged, w
 
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didnt really do it for me, i prob did something wrong, ill try it a few times more though
Hmm that’s weird. Look it up I’m not even bullshitting about this lol it does work. Maybe you need to save up your pee for a while. Might not work if there’s not a lot of pee in the first place.
 
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when i had foreskin i didnt but since being circumcised i have to otherwise there will be drops left over
 
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