Do you wipe your ass while sitting or standing?

[Peachy]

We need to settle this once and for all.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Sitting.

 

[fukmylyf]

lying down

 

[Peachy]

Sitting.

Hand goes towards your butt from front (under balls) or from back (under ass crack)?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Hand goes towards your butt from front (under balls) or from back (under ass crack)?

from the back

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[Ritalincel]

Wiping
When one is too lazy to get up and take a shit, so they allow the feces to stay compressed in their ass, and when the person is relieved they allow the shit to stay there. Later, when the person finally gets up, instead of shitting, they only whip their ass.
"What's that smell??"
"Sorry dude, I'm wiping it today."
by TartOfThePops May 20, 2010

 

[Peachy]

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[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 1464]

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[Ritalincel]

Last seen Tuesday at 1:44 PM

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[rockndogs]

I lick my ass after i poop

 

[Peachy]

I lick my ass after i poop

i'm cumming as I read this ooooyyyyeeaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Deleted member 773]

Everyone does it while sitting down, you literally can't do it while standing up because your ass cheeks clench... shit makes no sense

 

[Krezo]

Wait what? People wipe their ass sitting down? I do it standing up and I thought this was the standard way of doing it.

 

[Peachy]

Oh yeaaaah boii my high IQ god-tier quality thread got upped

 

[Petsmart]

I do that standing up because i was scared of the toilet as a kid but it’s a habit now lol.

 

[SquareChinOrDeath]

Everyone does it while sitting down, you literally can't do it while standing up because your ass cheeks clench... shit makes no sense

 

[GenericChad1444]

why the fuck would u wipe standing up? ur ass cheeks clench and u spread shit even more.