killuacel
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Does anybody base their whole life around their oneitis?
As in, do everything with their oneitis in mind.
For example I regularly act like my oneitis has a 3d view of me so I need to act a certain way.
The main I do however is live my life like she is about to come over.
I buy stuff like clear mascara ( ready to use when she comes over) , dye my eyebrows and eyelashes, think "oh I better not eat that food in case 'insert oneitis name' comes over and I look bloated."
I'm still waiting for the perfect day where I look ultra good and I can invite her over.
I predict it will happen in around a month, I just need this last acne scar to go away and my eyelashes to grow a little bit more. Once than happens I will starve for a week to make sure my face is looking angular on the big day.
Then I'll shave my dick and ass hair around one week prior to when she will come over. I don't want to shave too soon to the day because if my dick is bald then she might be like " Does he not grow dick hair?????" or something like that. Or even "wtf he shaved his dick so he was EXPECTING sex from me, GOD this guy is such a pevert"
'Insert imagination of my beautiful amazing oneitis storming out of my room whilst I lay on my bed with my dick out in shock'
I'll also make sure to clean my room, but not too much. I need to keep that chad edgy fuckboy messy room vibe or she'll know I've been planning.
In terms of conversation, I'll try to stay calm and not go bright red. Though that will probably be impossible.
Lets just hope she finds its 'cute' that I'm nervous and doesn't take it as creepy.
Anyway guys, that's my plan, any advice and does anybody else live their life in this way?
As in, do everything with their oneitis in mind.
For example I regularly act like my oneitis has a 3d view of me so I need to act a certain way.
The main I do however is live my life like she is about to come over.
I buy stuff like clear mascara ( ready to use when she comes over) , dye my eyebrows and eyelashes, think "oh I better not eat that food in case 'insert oneitis name' comes over and I look bloated."
I'm still waiting for the perfect day where I look ultra good and I can invite her over.
I predict it will happen in around a month, I just need this last acne scar to go away and my eyelashes to grow a little bit more. Once than happens I will starve for a week to make sure my face is looking angular on the big day.
Then I'll shave my dick and ass hair around one week prior to when she will come over. I don't want to shave too soon to the day because if my dick is bald then she might be like " Does he not grow dick hair?????" or something like that. Or even "wtf he shaved his dick so he was EXPECTING sex from me, GOD this guy is such a pevert"
'Insert imagination of my beautiful amazing oneitis storming out of my room whilst I lay on my bed with my dick out in shock'
I'll also make sure to clean my room, but not too much. I need to keep that chad edgy fuckboy messy room vibe or she'll know I've been planning.
In terms of conversation, I'll try to stay calm and not go bright red. Though that will probably be impossible.
Lets just hope she finds its 'cute' that I'm nervous and doesn't take it as creepy.
Anyway guys, that's my plan, any advice and does anybody else live their life in this way?
