Does Anybody Want to Hop on Jerkmate Ranked?

[GabachoCopium]

howdy, y’all. I just cracked open a cold one after a long day fixin my truck, and I’m lookin’ to unwind. aint nothin better than some good ol jerkmate ranked to take the edge off. If any of y’all patriots wanna squad up, let’s get this show on the road. NO liberals, NO nonsense, just good times and high scores.

tagging gooners: @RXnd @Vermilioncore @n9wiff

 

[RXnd]

Just got off the rigs with @ey88, we just fixing to get some damn cigarettes then we will play, no one does it like some good ole country fellers

 

[GabachoCopium]

Just got off the rigs with @ey88, we just fixing to get some damn cigarettes then we will play, no one does it like some good ole country fellers

sounds great bud!

 

[Vermilioncore]

what if a self suck Jessica bloom video comes on and you lose big time

 

[RXnd]

what if a self suck Jessica bloom video comes on and you lose big time

Nah that stuff is on the starter levels bud

 

[GabachoCopium]

what if a self suck Jessica bloom video comes on and you lose big time

well hell, buddy, if a self-suck video comes on and I lose big time, then I reckon that’s just the good lord testing my resolve! aint my fault some fella’s bendier than a danged pretzel.

 

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