Does anyone else HATE their fucking testicles?

[User28823]

they're so FUCKING annoying.

theyre annoying when im jacking off.

i crush them when i try to sleep comfortably.

they hurt when u hit them.

like holy fuark im just gonna chop them off and inject T.

 

[scrunchables]

I can cut them off and eat them for you, if you’d like

 

[User28823]

I can cut them off and eat them for you, if you’d like

$20 take it or leave it

 

[scrunchables]

$20 take it or leave it

Shid, I do it fo fee

 

[User28823]

Shid, I do it fo fee

actually i will have to bump price up to $50 cause high T

My testosterone test results came back.........................

after 1+ year of no lifting, months of eating pure goyslop, getting shit sleep, gooning, finasteride for years, accutane for months which I only recently stopped ........... and my results are: total T: borderline 900 ng/dL free T: 110 pg/mL estradiol: 20 pg/mL I assume my total T is higher...

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[noahwillascend]

Currently pinching and rolling as im typing this

 

[lokmazclock]

they're so FUCKING annoying.

theyre annoying when im jacking off.

i crush them when i try to sleep comfortably.

they hurt when u hit them.

like holy fuark im just gonna chop them off and inject T.

Every time I walk around it feels like I have autism cause I can feel what they’re doing down there and it’s always uncomfortable

 

[Lefty Rankin]

they're so FUCKING annoying.

theyre annoying when im jacking off.

i crush them when i try to sleep comfortably.

they hurt when u hit them.

like holy fuark im just gonna chop them off and inject T.

I'm a stomach sleeper and can't stand it in the summer time right when I'm about to dose off and a bead of sweat drips down the crack of my ass onto them and makes them itch.

 

[Imretarded?]

Shid, I do it fo fee

New fav user

 

[scrunchables]

New fav user

 

[Imretarded?]

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Oh I know this joke.

Two african americans were walking the streets of boston.

'hey, would you look at that home boy. aryanization salon, just 95 cents'

'ah sheet man, I only got 90 cents'

'its all good my nigga, I has one dollar and will give you the change'

'ah thank you so much'

So he comes out, blue eyes, blond hair, the perfect aryan.

'shit man you look good, now about that 5 cents'

'get a job nigger'