Does anyone else look absolutely subhuman every time when they wake up

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Like I literally am extremely bloated, eyes puffy. Skin shit. It’s so bad not even a shower saved me.
I have to drink coffee and wait an hour or two for the bloat to disappear and my body to engage. Like I feel like smashing my mirror and roping every time I look at myself when I wake up. God it’s sooo bad
 
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I look subhuman all the time
 
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Like I literally am extremely bloated, eyes puffy. Skin shit. It’s so bad not even a shower saved me.
I have to drink coffee and wait an hour or two for the bloat to disappear and my body to engage. Like I feel like smashing my mirror and roping every time I look at myself when I wake up. God it’s sooo bad

Over 4 u bruh.

You need to look like a mogger at all times bro, even when you have food poisoning and are sitting in the shitter shitting out liquid diarrhea while your asshole burns.
 
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Over 4 u bruh.

You need to look like a mogger at all times bro, even when you have food poisoning and are sitting in the shitter shitting out liquid diarrhea while your asshole burns.
Yeah that’s W debloat session. Acc I’m gonna try that I’ll order some extra spicy tandoori chicken and bro all the shit water that’s gonna come out will de bloat me harddddd

New method

All jokes aside ik what you’re saying . It’s a good point
 
I think everyone experiences it.
 
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drink water before sleeping
 
Yeah, takes me an hour or two then i look normal again
 
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