Does anyone else randomly wake up in the middle of the night and do the weirdest grossest shit, then fall back to sleep?

[imontheloose]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

 

[hax]

instantly caged at "marshmallows"

 

[alurmo]

 

[Finnishmogger]

 

[CD34]

No tbh

 

[alurmo]

instantly caged at "marshmallows"

Boyo somehow got marshmellos on him at all times

 

[hax]

Boyo somehow got marshmellos on him at all times

don't we all

 

[Joeseminate]

Important thread

 

[CandC]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

We ALL do this

 

[trump]

no

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

I eat while watching sum dick gore. It somehow helps me feel tired again

 

[vishal24.karukkuvel]

can i see?

 

[CertifiedGoy]

Inb4 botb

 

[hyperbeast]

Nga why marshmellows

 

[tunisianropemaxxer]

prob just a burst of testosterone

 

[rraymond]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

have you considered you were still asleep

 

[chadisbeingmade]

I don’t, but I’m you, so now i’m confused.

 

[hye732]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

did you eat the marshmallows after

 

[ybuyhgui]

It's going to take a significant amount of therapy to erase that image from my memory. Thanks imontheloose mate

 

[Euron]

Two questions, how n when did u get em out

 

[fluxx]

where on reddit did u find this story

 

[neurodivergent]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

 

[Mess]

We've all been there, I prefered Maltesers up my cakehole.

 

[wishIwasSalludon]

Dawg wtf is up with all these klip11 ahh threads

 

[autistic.goblin]

Ngh… dnr but im taking such a HUGE shit rn… ugh…

 

[imontheloose]

@rraymond look what youve done to the lol train

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

I admire it ngl

 

[grav]

High t

 

[imontheloose]

I admire it ngl

 

[imontheloose]

Le bump

 

[funfafy812]

instantly caged at "marshmallows"

i guess bro.

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

Wtf

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

I used to pee on myself a lot but that was it

 

[aristrocratic]

nigga jfl

 

[Glorious King]

@Jason Voorhees tagging u so that u wont miss this banger

 

[alwxyzv]

This is an NSFW post. I will uncover something fucking weird that I did, you have been warned.

When I was younger once, like approaching 20, I was asleep, but then suddenly woke up at about 2-3am feeling an intense burst of sex drive, but I also felt like I was half asleep.

I took marshmallows and stuffed them into my ass, imagined (maybe even believed) very vividly that I was Obi Wan Kenobi trying not to get caught by the Jedi council behaving like a sexual deviant, and then I jerked off with marshmallows in my ass? For no real reason, idk why it had to be those.

I've been through actual psychosis, but this was not psychosis because it was long before I started doing any drugs. I was just very tired but very horny at the same time, but I also just think it's really weird in hindsight that I even got like that.

Does anyone else get random half-asleep horny episodes like this?

shutup dirty faggot

 

[afroheadluke]

I took marshmallows and stuffed them

i was reading at a fast pace then came to this part and immediately stopped and looked down smirking

 

[afroheadluke]

i can’t laugh at this man i bet this was a terrifying experience to go through

 

[rraymond]

@rraymond look what youve done to the lol train

huh

 

[bran.org01]

2026 JUST started

 

[inversions]

When I was younger once, like approaching 20

 

[imontheloose]

 

[NYCjihad]

masculine activity

 

[imontheloose]

masculine activity

Congratulations on 13 reps.

 

[metxn]

I always wake up rock hard and weirdly move on mattres for a good two minutes imagining I'm fucking some girl before I get outta bed

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