Does anyone want to make edits of me

[zalcus]

The first step in becoming an .org urban legend is to appeal to the masses. While I may not have the biggest bidelt, or the most ng/dl, I have the most spirit! If the tiktok route doesnt pay off, i will slowly gain notorioty on .org, and some newgen is BOUND to edit me. I will slowly face reveal over time, and then I will get a fanbase. This is your chance to invest while I'm still a local name.

 

[False]

1000$ per edit

 

[Sceptical]

The first step in becoming an .org urban legend is to appeal to the masses. While I may not have the biggest bidelt, or the most ng/dl, I have the most spirit! If the tiktok route doesnt pay off, i will slowly gain notorioty on .org, and some newgen is BOUND to edit me. I will slowly face reveal over time, and then I will get a fanbase. This is your chance to invest while I'm still a local name.

@valentine we are all making bp edits of zalcus with this song

 

[zalcus]

@valentine we are all making bp edits of zalcus with this song

I unironically have edits of me. They're on some random account but I was in this server with this guy named templesmasher (he has some edits of him with a few thousand likes) and some of his friends made "eggpill" edits of me because I shaved my hair and eyebrows bald with a single-bladed razor

 

[valentine]

@valentine we are all making bp edits of zalcus with this song

close your eyes and make a wish
i got all designer on me she wanna take pics
i dont need you in my life i need to get rich
i need a machine gun and a xanax script
im a real life vampire blood all on my lips
diamonds on my hips blood all on my lips
shoot me in the heart bitch turn me to a star bitch
im trying so hard this is just the start
i look like a star top the fuckin charts
yeah its over make me sober
black range rover goth bitches taking over
summertime suicide i wish it was october
lil bitch thats a strap not a fuckin boner
w-w-were going to disnеyland i fucked up a big bag
follow you until you love me im your biggest fan
im your biggest fan
hang your posters on my wall t-t-take me like a xan
yeah find me on fright night
close your eyes and make a wish
i got all designer on me she wanna take pics
i dont need you in my life i need to get rich
i need a machine gun and a xanax script
im a real life vampire blood all on my lips