Does Having Kids Age You?

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Only makes sense to me. Think about it…

You have a kid so your body feels it and understands that you didn’t just cum in your crusty computer desk but in an actual subfemoid. (your body understands once you touch your kid and keep it near your body, too lazy to find the study and link it)

But that should tell your body to age you more so that you can become more robust (dad bod and dad strength) to protect your child and “woman”.
 
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you shoulda just kept this dumbass thought to yourself my nigga what are you talking about
 
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Cooming ages you, your face loses it's glow after cooming and you look tired and worn-out.
Go nofap and your skin glows and your eyes are bright like diamonds .
 
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Kids stress you out. Stress ages you.
 
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Kids stress you out. Stress ages you.
yeah but i’m talking about something more primal and genetic.

Obviously stress brought by ugly subhuman kids will age you out and make you suicidal
 
It will looksmin you and give you dad bod. When you become a dad you will become a dad
 
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Cooming ages you, your face loses it's glow after cooming and you look tired and worn-out.
Go nofap and your skin glows and your eyes are bright like diamonds .
I mutilate my cokk multiple times a day and my skin is clearer than 99% of the forum lmao
 
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Yea ofc kids will give u major stress
 
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I mutilate my cokk multiple times a day and my skin is clearer than 99% of the forum lmao
Nothing to do with how clear it is, it just lacks glow when you're fapping and your eyes are lifeless and dull.
 
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Stress does and having a wife and kid has been shown to lower T

But besides that having kids doesn't inherently do anything to men
 
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Nothing to do with how clear it is, it just lacks glow when you're fapping and your eyes are lifeless and dull.
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Cooming ages you, your face loses it's glow after cooming and you look tired and worn-out.
Go nofap and your skin glows and your eyes are bright like diamonds .
shine bright like a diamond diamonds music video GIF by Rihanna
 
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