
stewiegriffin
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it feels dead and thin as fuck
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sounds like some weird curry magic tbhI used to have this problem right, like I would go into the shower yeah and you know some soap under the armpits, groin area, behind the ears and nothing you know? The usual. And then like, it will be time for me to like wash my hair and my scalp you know? And as soon as I would shampoo, like, I would like get the thinnest, like most stiff hair ever you know?
What I do to combat this has like been passed down to me by my mother who in turn got it from her mother (my grandmother) who then in turn got it from her mother (my great-grandmother) and so on you know? Basically here is what you do: you take like the full shampoo bottle then you like empty 25% of the shampoo you know? Then you have to piss in the bottle to like fill it back up you know? But do NOT overdo it or else it will spill out and you know piss is like kinda stinky so you don't want it to get, like, on the floor or whatever you know. When you're done doing the leak in the bottle, give it a good shake you know, to like, mix up that shampoo and that healthy dose of 25% piss into like a unified substance you know?
Works wonders no joke, I've had the most shiny, healthy hair I've ever had in my life + my scalp health is in top form.
No. It doesn't