Dog tried to fuck me

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I was doing some chin ups on my door. (Where you have the bar on the top frame of the door)

Anyways I was just doing some reps for a change instead of ldar ing like the truecel I am and my FUCKING DOG COMES ALONG AND TRIES TO FUCK ME WTF. AS I WAS DOING EACH CHIN UP THE RETARD WAS TRYING TO HUMP THE AIR IN FRONT OF ME ALL WHILE STANDING ON HIS HIND LEGS!??

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?? IS HE DISEASED, IS HE RETARD, IS IT AN IOI?? IM SO CONFLICTED NOW.


He’s still looking at me.

Should I put him down and free him from this madness?
 
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@dicklet4incher

Dogpill confirmed?
 
volcel if you didn't let him
 
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fuck ur dog to show him who is the boss /s
 
yeah no shit
you are literally forcing your poor dog to be an incel
just let him fuck already
 
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@dotacel knows I tried to fuck him
 
i dont care forcing a poor creature to be incel all his life is barbaric and inhuman

just one time
I will never do it. It is just who I am. I cannot fuck dogs. Also my ass is hairy it will hurt. If you want you can take him and LTR him
 
sounds like a solid iOi good job m8
 
I will never do it. It is just who I am. I cannot fuck dogs. Also my ass is hairy it will hurt. If you want you can take him and LTR him
no. i would never own a pet as i said its barbaric and inhuman

its your job to make him happy
 
no. i would never own a pet as i said its barbaric and inhuman

its your job to make him happy
I have no such duty. Keep crying for my subcanine. He can keep barking for me
 

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