don’t forget this

[GerbertJohnson]

do not sit on the toilet for long periods of time
you’ll get hemorrhoids
(b*tthole goes inside out)
stay safe bhais

 

[The Dark Phoenix]

do not sit on the toilet for long periods of time
you’ll get hemorrhoids
(b*tthole goes inside out)
stay safe bhais

i wish agyness deyn would sit on my face instead