Don't fuck with bears (WARNING: very graphic content)

[God-himself]

Don't fuck with ber or any wild animals. Especially things like bears or any animal that is know for it's aggression.
check this out,

NSFW bear in Russia killed after killing humans, apparently this bear went on a killing rampage in russia and butchered people into the most graphic ways possible, made serial killers look soft.​

that bear was probably 900lbs+ easy....A bear weighing 900 pounds (approximately 408 kg) would typically be a large brown bear (such as a grizzly) or a polar bear.Bears have strong jaws and can exert a bite force of around 1,200 PSI. Easily crush ur bones and one slap from that paw could reshape ur skull. Bears can rip ur limbs of like u do with a bun or a loaf of bread. That bear was probably leaking with Testosterone....

check the damage
WARNING:

bro's spine is out...☠

U can see the bear was only here for the organs (the best parts )
check another nasty one, tho the guy some how survived and the bear was smaller, probably 600lb+

he survived cus it bit half of his face but didn't affect the brain. Our skulls are pretty much empty, only our brains, eyes and air. Fun fact: he was still talk after that... Only adrenaline kept than mortal in his place...

props the the surgeons for reconstructing his face..
Just stay away from wild animals and stay safe guys.
peace...

 

[asdvek]

I beat the fuck out of a bear the other day they cant do shit if ur strong

 

[God-himself]

I beat the fuck out of a bear the other day they cant do shit if ur strong

100% just hit the gym, eat ur protein and do sauna's. Bears are pussies lol, I once lifted and smashed a 1000lb bear with my bear hands...Crazy man

 

[not__cel]

What is this?

https://i.looksmax.org/attachments/2024/08/4277959_1722507919846.png

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

I beat the fuck out of a bear the other day they cant do shit if ur strong

This was true, I was the bear

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

What is this?

https://i.looksmax.org/attachments/2024/08/4277959_1722507919846.png

It's a type of bread that's very soft

 

[God-himself]

What is this?

https://i.looksmax.org/attachments/2024/08/4277959_1722507919846.png

I wanted to add buns for the bun part but removed it cus it was cringe

 

[not__cel]

It's a type of bread that's very soft

Yes but why was it included in the thread?

 

[God-himself]

This was true, I was the bear

U see...ask bro he knows how tuff I am

 

[not__cel]

Stop editing the thread nigger

 

[not__cel]

I wanted to add buns for the bun part but removed it cus it was cringe

i like the buns

 

[God-himself]

i like the buns

here:

 

[not__cel]

here:
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I’ve eaten them before very good but very high in carbs

 

[shia.jihadist]

i would rather die than live with my face ripped off

 

[WayneBraaaah]

Don't fuck with ber or any wild animals. Especially things like bears or any animal that is know for it's aggression.
check this out,

NSFW bear in Russia killed after killing humans, apparently this bear went on a killing rampage in russia and butchered people into the most graphic ways possible, made serial killers look soft.​

View attachment 3064475View attachment 3064476
View attachment 3064482
that bear was probably 900lbs+ easy....A bear weighing 900 pounds (approximately 408 kg) would typically be a large brown bear (such as a grizzly) or a polar bear.Bears have strong jaws and can exert a bite force of around 1,200 PSI. Easily crush ur bones and one slap from that paw could reshape ur skull. Bears can rip ur limbs of like u do with a bun or a loaf of bread. That bear was probably leaking with Testosterone....

check the damage
WARNING:
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View attachment 3064489
bro's spine is out...☠
View attachment 3064490
U can see the bear was only here for the organs (the best parts )
check another nasty one, tho the guy some how survived and the bear was smaller, probably 600lb+
View attachment 3064491
he survived cus it bit half of his face but didn't affect the brain. Our skulls are pretty much empty, only our brains, eyes and air. Fun fact: he was still talk after that... Only adrenaline kept than mortal in his place...
View attachment 3064500
props the the surgeons for reconstructing his face..
Just stay away from wild animals and stay safe guys.
peace...

We need a cage match between one big crazy bear and some looksmax Ramirez wannabe

 

[God-himself]

I’ve eaten them before very good but very high in carbs

Fr...maybe u should try keto buns

 

[God-himself]

i would rather die than live with my face ripped off

couldn't agree more..ur face is ur life in this world

 

[God-himself]

We need a cage match between one big crazy bear and some looksmax Ramirez wannabe

Ramirez wannabe after the match:

 

[Imretarded?]

Don't fuck with ber or any wild animals. Especially things like bears or any animal that is know for it's aggression.
check this out,

NSFW bear in Russia killed after killing humans, apparently this bear went on a killing rampage in russia and butchered people into the most graphic ways possible, made serial killers look soft.​

View attachment 3064475View attachment 3064476
View attachment 3064482
that bear was probably 900lbs+ easy....A bear weighing 900 pounds (approximately 408 kg) would typically be a large brown bear (such as a grizzly) or a polar bear.Bears have strong jaws and can exert a bite force of around 1,200 PSI. Easily crush ur bones and one slap from that paw could reshape ur skull. Bears can rip ur limbs of like u do with a bun or a loaf of bread. That bear was probably leaking with Testosterone....

check the damage
WARNING:
View attachment 3064487
View attachment 3064489
bro's spine is out...☠
View attachment 3064490
U can see the bear was only here for the organs (the best parts )
check another nasty one, tho the guy some how survived and the bear was smaller, probably 600lb+
View attachment 3064491
he survived cus it bit half of his face but didn't affect the brain. Our skulls are pretty much empty, only our brains, eyes and air. Fun fact: he was still talk after that... Only adrenaline kept than mortal in his place...
View attachment 3064500
props the the surgeons for reconstructing his face..
Just stay away from wild animals and stay safe guys.
peace...

bro's fucking eye was hanging by a thread

jfl his face was really well reconstructed

fucking good as new

 

[hypernormie]

I was actually about to head to the forest to try and have sex with a female bear. Thank you for the warning I will instead stay home and jerk off to Japanese bathroom hidden cameras

 

[God-himself]

bro's fucking eye was hanging by a thread

jfl his face was really well reconstructed
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fucking good as new

didn't even see the eye...SHIT!!!

 

[skkrrrtcantdo]

bro's fucking eye was hanging by a thread

jfl his face was really well reconstructed
View attachment 3064519
fucking good as new

How tf did they fix his face that well
He geniunly still mtn oldcel with scar and insane granpa lore halo

 

[God-himself]

I was actually about to head to the forest to try and have sex with a female bear. Thank you for the warning I will instead stay home and jerk off to Japanese bathroom hidden cameras

smart choice...can u send me the vids, I want the toilet pov

 

[Imretarded?]

bro's fucking eye was hanging by a thread

didn't even see the eye...SHIT!!!

imagine being that guy man. You got your face mashed into bits and some Russian surgeon is like 'that's easy, we'll do it this afternoon'

 

[God-himself]

How tf did they fix his face that well
He geniunly still mtn oldcel with scar and insane granpa lore halo

cash=good plastic surgeons

 

[Xangsane]

Don't fuck with ber or any wild animals. Especially things like bears or any animal that is know for it's aggression.
check this out,

NSFW bear in Russia killed after killing humans, apparently this bear went on a killing rampage in russia and butchered people into the most graphic ways possible, made serial killers look soft.​

View attachment 3064475View attachment 3064476
View attachment 3064482
that bear was probably 900lbs+ easy....A bear weighing 900 pounds (approximately 408 kg) would typically be a large brown bear (such as a grizzly) or a polar bear.Bears have strong jaws and can exert a bite force of around 1,200 PSI. Easily crush ur bones and one slap from that paw could reshape ur skull. Bears can rip ur limbs of like u do with a bun or a loaf of bread. That bear was probably leaking with Testosterone....

check the damage
WARNING:
View attachment 3064487
View attachment 3064489
bro's spine is out...☠
View attachment 3064490
U can see the bear was only here for the organs (the best parts )
check another nasty one, tho the guy some how survived and the bear was smaller, probably 600lb+
View attachment 3064491
he survived cus it bit half of his face but didn't affect the brain. Our skulls are pretty much empty, only our brains, eyes and air. Fun fact: he was still talk after that... Only adrenaline kept than mortal in his place...
View attachment 3064500
props the the surgeons for reconstructing his face..
Just stay away from wild animals and stay safe guys.
peace...

Dumb foids who’d pick the bear

 

[God-himself]

imagine being that guy man. You got your face mashed into bits and some Russian surgeon is like 'that's easy, we'll do it this afternoon'

I'd be so thankful I'd pay him double

 

[Imretarded?]

How tf did they fix his face that well
He geniunly still mtn oldcel with scar and insane granpa lore halo

I guess bear attack happen so much in mother russia that it's a routine checkup

I'd be so thankful I'd pay him double

i know right. give him American pay

 

[God-himself]

I guess bear attack happen so much in mother russia that it's a routine checkup


i know right. give him American pay

routine checkup got me wheezing

 

[Unhuman]

"The worst thing a bear can do is kill me"

 

[EvangelicalRapist]

muh "brave russian people, chilling with bears" when the bear is suddenly not a circus trained actor:

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Don't fuck with ber or any wild animals. Especially things like bears or any animal that is know for it's aggression.
check this out,

NSFW bear in Russia killed after killing humans, apparently this bear went on a killing rampage in russia and butchered people into the most graphic ways possible, made serial killers look soft.​

View attachment 3064475View attachment 3064476
View attachment 3064482
that bear was probably 900lbs+ easy....A bear weighing 900 pounds (approximately 408 kg) would typically be a large brown bear (such as a grizzly) or a polar bear.Bears have strong jaws and can exert a bite force of around 1,200 PSI. Easily crush ur bones and one slap from that paw could reshape ur skull. Bears can rip ur limbs of like u do with a bun or a loaf of bread. That bear was probably leaking with Testosterone....

check the damage
WARNING:
View attachment 3064487
View attachment 3064489
bro's spine is out...☠
View attachment 3064490
U can see the bear was only here for the organs (the best parts )
check another nasty one, tho the guy some how survived and the bear was smaller, probably 600lb+
View attachment 3064491
he survived cus it bit half of his face but didn't affect the brain. Our skulls are pretty much empty, only our brains, eyes and air. Fun fact: he was still talk after that... Only adrenaline kept than mortal in his place...
View attachment 3064500
props the the surgeons for reconstructing his face..
Just stay away from wild animals and stay safe guys.
peace...

Is bro good ?

 

[God-himself]

Is bro good ?

dnrd...but yeah the faceless guy is good he recovered the rest are finished. Bear ate all their organs

 

[DR. NICKGA]

I am curious whaat sound bears make

RAWRRRRR or more like GRRRRRR or.... HEHE FUCKK YOU NIGGAA RAWTT

Such a mystery of life , we would never know

 

[DR. NICKGA]

dnrd...but yeah the faceless guy is good he recovered the rest are finished. Bear ate all their organs

NOw that you talk about that, i am curiouzz which sound the bear maked when they eated that organs

Did he say "yummy hmmhm. So yummers!" Orr more like"YUMMERSSS SOO YUMMY"

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

Does anybody rage when manlet baldcel Joe Rogan talks about bears.

 

[Unhuman]

I bet that hurt.

 

[MikeMew'sBitch]

Bears are known to enjoy killing people. Some victims were not even eaten, bears would just massacre them for fun and sometimes even leave them half dead while watching them suffer. Most bears actually hate humans, a well known fact

 

[God-himself]

Bears are known to enjoy killing people. Some victims were not even eaten, bears would just massacre them for fun and sometimes even leave them half dead while watching them suffer. Most bears actually hate humans, a well known fact

damn, so they are like dolphins they look sweet outside but are psychopaths inside.

imagine being trap in a submarine and being bullied by these guys...I'd rather have a shark than these intelligent demons.

 

[God-himself]

I bet that hurt.

nah probably not, I can handle it

 

[Deleted member 75672]

but what if im really horny?

 

[God-himself]

Does anybody rage when manlet baldcel Joe Rogan talks about bears.

me...hate it when he runs his mouth on bears

 

[God-himself]

but what if im really horny?

then try putting ur dick in while it sleeps...

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

damn, so they are like dolphins they look sweet outside but are psychopaths inside.
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imagine being trap in a submarine and being bullied by these guys...I'd rather have a shark than these intelligent demons.

Fucking hell thats actually creepy asf

They can see the astral realm I heard.

 

[God-himself]

Fucking hell thats actually creepy asf

They can see the astral realm I heard.

ikr...they say some dolphins swim in a gang and start bullying other animals or humans by headbutting them, biting and throwing them around. The whole myth of dolphins are friends is Cap, those things are intelligent and know how to bully, they even know to bully sharks and giggle while doing it.

 

[LOOKISM-LOGIC]

ikr...they say some dolphins swim in a gang and start bullying other animals or humans by headbutting them, biting and throwing them around. The whole myth of dolphins are friends is Cap, those things are intelligent and know how to bully, they even know to bully sharks and giggle while doing it.

I would kill them all tbh

Might is right

 

[Chinacurry]

I reckon its fake. Don't think bears are that big, and don't think they fuck humans up.

Didn't Khabib used to wrestle bears?? And Fedor too

 

[God-himself]

I reckon its fake. Don't think bears are that big, and don't think they fuck humans up.

Didn't Khabib used to wrestle bears?? And Fedor too

it was on news genius. But yeah sure it's fake

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

i would rather die than live with my face ripped off

Astargfrullah is that happened it’s Allahs will don’t displease him by roping over this.

I was actually about to head to the forest to try and have sex with a female bear. Thank you for the warning I will instead stay home and jerk off to Japanese bathroom hidden cameras

Nigga this isn’t baldurs gate 3

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

damn, so they are like dolphins they look sweet outside but are psychopaths inside.
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imagine being trap in a submarine and being bullied by these guys...I'd rather have a shark than these intelligent demons.

Except dolphins actually like humans.

Bears are strange they don’t hate humans but are shy and easily provoked. Probably the human got too close to its cubs hidden and found out


Bisons now, they genetically DESPISE humans yes it’s in their genetic programming to HATE and attack humans on site due to Gook Native American immigrants to the new world thousands of years ago huntin them for sport