DRAFT BILL FOR CONSIDERATION Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025 (AEPEA) “Leaving no American behind in the natural‑lottery.” SECTION

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DRAFT BILL FOR CONSIDERATION
Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025 (AEPEA)

“Leaving no American behind in the natural‑lottery.”




SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE​


This Act may be cited as the “Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025.”


SECTION 2. FINDINGS​


Congress finds that:


  1. Empirical research links unattributed facial and skeletal dysmorphia to lower lifetime earnings, higher rates of depression, and reduced civic participation.
  2. Advanced orthognathic surgery, custom poly‑ether‑ether‑ketone (PEEK) implants, limb‑lengthening, clear aligner therapy, autologous fat grafting, and deep‑plane facelifts are safe, FDA‑approved procedures when performed by qualified clinicians.
  3. Currently, access to these interventions is limited to the top income decile, entrenching a heritable “beauty premium” inconsistent with equal‑opportunity principles.

SECTION 3. PURPOSE​


To eliminate appearance‑based structural disadvantage by providing universal, publicly financed access to medically supervised aesthetic reconstruction and enhancement.




TITLE I — ESTABLISHMENT OF CARE CENTERS​


  1. Centers of Aesthetic Reconstruction & Enhancement (CARE).
    • (a) Network Build‑out. One CARE facility shall be established per three million residents, co‑located with Level I trauma hospitals to leverage existing imaging, ICU, and surgical suites.
    • (b) Scope of Services. Each CARE shall deliver:
      • Bimaxillary (double‑jaw) osteotomies with custom PEEK guides.
      • Custom PEEK cranio‑facial and body implants.
      • Intramedullary limb‑lengthening using smart nails.
      • Clear‑aligner therapy (Invisalign‑class systems).
      • Autologous fat grafting.
      • Deep‑plane facelifts and adjunct soft‑tissue procedures.
  2. National Outcomes Registry. All CARE procedures shall be logged in a de‑identified federal database; quarterly complication and satisfaction rates shall be made public.



TITLE II — WORKFORCE ACCELERATION​


  1. Cosmetic & Reconstructive Residency Track. Adds 1,500 funded residency slots annually; graduates must complete five years of service in CARE facilities or repay federal tuition support.
  2. Technical Upskilling Grants. Five‑year grants to community colleges for training surgical‑robot technicians, biomedical 3‑D–print engineers, and post‑operative tele‑rehab nurses.



TITLE III — COST REDUCTION & TECHNOLOGY DEPLOYMENT​


  1. National PEEK Foundries. The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) shall operate regional 3‑D print farms producing implants at scale, targeting a 70 % unit‑cost reduction within five years.
  2. Robotic & AI Surgical Workflow. CARE centers must adopt approved CAD‑CAM planning and robotic execution platforms that decrease average jaw‑surgery OR time by 30 % and limb‑lengthening inpatient stays by 50 %.
  3. Enhanced Recovery After Surgery (ERAS). Mandated ERAS pathways for all procedures to minimize hospitalization and opioid use.



TITLE IV — FINANCING​


  1. Appearance‑Equity Trust Fund (AETF). A dedicated Treasury account funded by:
    • (a) 0.5 % Annual Assessment on Net Household Wealth exceeding $10 million.
    • (b) 15 % Reallocation of Department of Defense Discretionary Spending beginning FY 2027.
    • (c) Digital Beauty Royalty Levy of 1.5 ¢ per user‑minute on social‑media platforms for content employing algorithmically amplified or synthetic imagery.
    • (d) Sovereign Surgical Bonds. Twenty‑year zero‑coupon bonds repaid via a 1 % payroll surcharge on post‑procedure wage gains certified by the IRS.
  2. Cost Projection.
    • Phase‑in (FY 2026‑2030): $2.5 trillion total.
    • Full rollout (FY 2031‑2045): $9.8 trillion total.
    • Average annual outlay ≈ 11 % of projected GDP, offset by anticipated productivity and wage‑gap gains.



TITLE V — IMPLEMENTATION TIMELINE​


PhaseFYCoverage GoalKey Deliverables
Pilot2026‑2028≤1 % of pop. with severe psychosocial morbidity5 CARE hubs; national registry launch
Scale‑Up2029‑203210‑15 % (jaw & aligners)40 CARE sites; PEEK foundries online
Mass2033‑204050 % clear‑aligner; 25 % jaw & limb120 CARE sites; automated monitoring
Saturation2041‑204550 % jaw, 75 % other proceduresOutcome parity; wage‑gap <2 %




TITLE VI — OVERSIGHT AND SAFEGUARDS​


  1. Ethics & Safety Board. Multidisciplinary board under HHS to update procedural safety codes, distraction limits, and implant standards.
  2. Voluntary Psychological Screening. Offered pre‑operatively; may not be used to deny access absent clear contraindications (e.g., active psychosis).
  3. Annual GAO Audit. Reports to Congress on cost, outcomes, and equity impact; triggers corrective action if complication rates exceed benchmarks.



TITLE VII — SUNSET & REVIEW​


The Act shall sunset on December 31, 2045 unless re‑authorized. Within 12 months before sunset, HHS shall submit a comprehensive review to Congress detailing economic, health, and social‑equity outcomes.




STATEMENT OF IMPACT​


The AEPEA leverages modern surgical robotics, additive manufacturing, and public‑finance innovation to neutralize a centuries‑old genetic inequity. By treating severe aesthetic disadvantage as a medical and economic impairment—no different than severe myopia or congenital heart defects—the United States will:


  • eliminate the beauty‑wage penalty within two decades;
  • reduce appearance‑related depression and anxiety prevalence by an estimated 30 %;
  • generate productivity gains projected at $400 billion annually by FY 2045.

Congressional action is hereby requested to enact this transformative equal‑opportunity framework.
 
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Good Bill but....

Any Party that proposes this bill will never get voted for the next 50 years. Title V and Title VII are just fancy headers. The moment anyone starts reading the bill it goes into the dustbin
 
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No one owes you anything and if you cant find a way to make it happen for yourself without handouts then you deserve to be one of the other 6 billion losers in the world. :what:
 
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DRAFT BILL FOR CONSIDERATION
Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025 (AEPEA)

“Leaving no American behind in the natural‑lottery.”




SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE​


This Act may be cited as the “Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025.”


SECTION 2. FINDINGS​


Congress finds that:


  1. Empirical research links unattributed facial and skeletal dysmorphia to lower lifetime earnings, higher rates of depression, and reduced civic participation.
  2. Advanced orthognathic surgery, custom poly‑ether‑ether‑ketone (PEEK) implants, limb‑lengthening, clear aligner therapy, autologous fat grafting, and deep‑plane facelifts are safe, FDA‑approved procedures when performed by qualified clinicians.
  3. Currently, access to these interventions is limited to the top income decile, entrenching a heritable “beauty premium” inconsistent with equal‑opportunity principles.

SECTION 3. PURPOSE​


To eliminate appearance‑based structural disadvantage by providing universal, publicly financed access to medically supervised aesthetic reconstruction and enhancement.




TITLE I — ESTABLISHMENT OF CARE CENTERS​


  1. Centers of Aesthetic Reconstruction & Enhancement (CARE).
    • (a) Network Build‑out. One CARE facility shall be established per three million residents, co‑located with Level I trauma hospitals to leverage existing imaging, ICU, and surgical suites.
    • (b) Scope of Services.Each CARE shall deliver:
      • Bimaxillary (double‑jaw) osteotomies with custom PEEK guides.
      • Custom PEEK cranio‑facial and body implants.
      • Intramedullary limb‑lengthening using smart nails.
      • Clear‑aligner therapy (Invisalign‑class systems).
      • Autologous fat grafting.
      • Deep‑plane facelifts and adjunct soft‑tissue procedures.
  2. National Outcomes Registry. All CARE procedures shall be logged in a de‑identified federal database; quarterly complication and satisfaction rates shall be made public.



TITLE II — WORKFORCE ACCELERATION​


  1. Cosmetic & Reconstructive Residency Track. Adds 1,500 funded residency slots annually; graduates must complete five years of service in CARE facilities or repay federal tuition support.
  2. Technical Upskilling Grants. Five‑year grants to community colleges for training surgical‑robot technicians, biomedical 3‑D–print engineers, and post‑operative tele‑rehab nurses.



TITLE III — COST REDUCTION & TECHNOLOGY DEPLOYMENT​


  1. National PEEK Foundries. The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) shall operate regional 3‑D print farms producing implants at scale, targeting a 70 % unit‑cost reduction within five years.
  2. Robotic & AI Surgical Workflow. CARE centers must adopt approved CAD‑CAM planning and robotic execution platforms that decrease average jaw‑surgery OR time by 30 % and limb‑lengthening inpatient stays by 50 %.
  3. Enhanced Recovery After Surgery (ERAS). Mandated ERAS pathways for all procedures to minimize hospitalization and opioid use.



TITLE IV — FINANCING​


  1. Appearance‑Equity Trust Fund (AETF).A dedicated Treasury account funded by:
    • (a) 0.5 % Annual Assessment on Net Household Wealth exceeding $10 million.
    • (b) 15 % Reallocation of Department of Defense Discretionary Spending beginning FY 2027.
    • (c) Digital Beauty Royalty Levy of 1.5 ¢ per user‑minute on social‑media platforms for content employing algorithmically amplified or synthetic imagery.
    • (d) Sovereign Surgical Bonds. Twenty‑year zero‑coupon bonds repaid via a 1 % payroll surcharge on post‑procedure wage gains certified by the IRS.
  2. Cost Projection.
    • Phase‑in (FY 2026‑2030): $2.5 trillion total.
    • Full rollout (FY 2031‑2045): $9.8 trillion total.
    • Average annual outlay ≈ 11 % of projected GDP, offset by anticipated productivity and wage‑gap gains.



TITLE V — IMPLEMENTATION TIMELINE​


PhaseFYCoverage GoalKey Deliverables
Pilot2026‑2028≤1 % of pop. with severe psychosocial morbidity5 CARE hubs; national registry launch
Scale‑Up2029‑203210‑15 % (jaw & aligners)40 CARE sites; PEEK foundries online
Mass2033‑204050 % clear‑aligner; 25 % jaw & limb120 CARE sites; automated monitoring
Saturation2041‑204550 % jaw, 75 % other proceduresOutcome parity; wage‑gap <2 %




TITLE VI — OVERSIGHT AND SAFEGUARDS​


  1. Ethics & Safety Board. Multidisciplinary board under HHS to update procedural safety codes, distraction limits, and implant standards.
  2. Voluntary Psychological Screening. Offered pre‑operatively; may not be used to deny access absent clear contraindications (e.g., active psychosis).
  3. Annual GAO Audit. Reports to Congress on cost, outcomes, and equity impact; triggers corrective action if complication rates exceed benchmarks.



TITLE VII — SUNSET & REVIEW​


The Act shall sunset on December 31, 2045 unless re‑authorized. Within 12 months before sunset, HHS shall submit a comprehensive review to Congress detailing economic, health, and social‑equity outcomes.




STATEMENT OF IMPACT​


The AEPEA leverages modern surgical robotics, additive manufacturing, and public‑finance innovation to neutralize a centuries‑old genetic inequity. By treating severe aesthetic disadvantage as a medical and economic impairment—no different than severe myopia or congenital heart defects—the United States will:


  • eliminate the beauty‑wage penalty within two decades;
  • reduce appearance‑related depression and anxiety prevalence by an estimated 30 %;
  • generate productivity gains projected at $400 billion annually by FY 2045.

Congressional action is hereby requested to enact this transformative equal‑opportunity framework.
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No one owes you anything and if you cant find a way to make it happen for yourself without handouts then you deserve to be one of the other 6 billion losers in the world. :what:
Hey, I wanted to ask something about a thread I am thinking of making. Can you quantifiably assess the improvement in facial attractiveness by cosmetic surgeries ?

Not a unanimous value but agreeable by a majority ?
 
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DRAFT BILL FOR CONSIDERATION
Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025 (AEPEA)

“Leaving no American behind in the natural‑lottery.”




SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE​


This Act may be cited as the “Appearance‑Equity & Public Enhancement Act of 2025.”


SECTION 2. FINDINGS​


Congress finds that:


  1. Empirical research links unattributed facial and skeletal dysmorphia to lower lifetime earnings, higher rates of depression, and reduced civic participation.
  2. Advanced orthognathic surgery, custom poly‑ether‑ether‑ketone (PEEK) implants, limb‑lengthening, clear aligner therapy, autologous fat grafting, and deep‑plane facelifts are safe, FDA‑approved procedures when performed by qualified clinicians.
  3. Currently, access to these interventions is limited to the top income decile, entrenching a heritable “beauty premium” inconsistent with equal‑opportunity principles.

SECTION 3. PURPOSE​


To eliminate appearance‑based structural disadvantage by providing universal, publicly financed access to medically supervised aesthetic reconstruction and enhancement.




TITLE I — ESTABLISHMENT OF CARE CENTERS​


  1. Centers of Aesthetic Reconstruction & Enhancement (CARE).
    • (a) Network Build‑out. One CARE facility shall be established per three million residents, co‑located with Level I trauma hospitals to leverage existing imaging, ICU, and surgical suites.
    • (b) Scope of Services.Each CARE shall deliver:
      • Bimaxillary (double‑jaw) osteotomies with custom PEEK guides.
      • Custom PEEK cranio‑facial and body implants.
      • Intramedullary limb‑lengthening using smart nails.
      • Clear‑aligner therapy (Invisalign‑class systems).
      • Autologous fat grafting.
      • Deep‑plane facelifts and adjunct soft‑tissue procedures.
  2. National Outcomes Registry. All CARE procedures shall be logged in a de‑identified federal database; quarterly complication and satisfaction rates shall be made public.



TITLE II — WORKFORCE ACCELERATION​


  1. Cosmetic & Reconstructive Residency Track. Adds 1,500 funded residency slots annually; graduates must complete five years of service in CARE facilities or repay federal tuition support.
  2. Technical Upskilling Grants. Five‑year grants to community colleges for training surgical‑robot technicians, biomedical 3‑D–print engineers, and post‑operative tele‑rehab nurses.



TITLE III — COST REDUCTION & TECHNOLOGY DEPLOYMENT​


  1. National PEEK Foundries. The Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) shall operate regional 3‑D print farms producing implants at scale, targeting a 70 % unit‑cost reduction within five years.
  2. Robotic & AI Surgical Workflow. CARE centers must adopt approved CAD‑CAM planning and robotic execution platforms that decrease average jaw‑surgery OR time by 30 % and limb‑lengthening inpatient stays by 50 %.
  3. Enhanced Recovery After Surgery (ERAS). Mandated ERAS pathways for all procedures to minimize hospitalization and opioid use.



TITLE IV — FINANCING​


  1. Appearance‑Equity Trust Fund (AETF).A dedicated Treasury account funded by:
    • (a) 0.5 % Annual Assessment on Net Household Wealth exceeding $10 million.
    • (b) 15 % Reallocation of Department of Defense Discretionary Spending beginning FY 2027.
    • (c) Digital Beauty Royalty Levy of 1.5 ¢ per user‑minute on social‑media platforms for content employing algorithmically amplified or synthetic imagery.
    • (d) Sovereign Surgical Bonds. Twenty‑year zero‑coupon bonds repaid via a 1 % payroll surcharge on post‑procedure wage gains certified by the IRS.
  2. Cost Projection.
    • Phase‑in (FY 2026‑2030): $2.5 trillion total.
    • Full rollout (FY 2031‑2045): $9.8 trillion total.
    • Average annual outlay ≈ 11 % of projected GDP, offset by anticipated productivity and wage‑gap gains.



TITLE V — IMPLEMENTATION TIMELINE​


PhaseFYCoverage GoalKey Deliverables
Pilot2026‑2028≤1 % of pop. with severe psychosocial morbidity5 CARE hubs; national registry launch
Scale‑Up2029‑203210‑15 % (jaw & aligners)40 CARE sites; PEEK foundries online
Mass2033‑204050 % clear‑aligner; 25 % jaw & limb120 CARE sites; automated monitoring
Saturation2041‑204550 % jaw, 75 % other proceduresOutcome parity; wage‑gap <2 %




TITLE VI — OVERSIGHT AND SAFEGUARDS​


  1. Ethics & Safety Board. Multidisciplinary board under HHS to update procedural safety codes, distraction limits, and implant standards.
  2. Voluntary Psychological Screening. Offered pre‑operatively; may not be used to deny access absent clear contraindications (e.g., active psychosis).
  3. Annual GAO Audit. Reports to Congress on cost, outcomes, and equity impact; triggers corrective action if complication rates exceed benchmarks.



TITLE VII — SUNSET & REVIEW​


The Act shall sunset on December 31, 2045 unless re‑authorized. Within 12 months before sunset, HHS shall submit a comprehensive review to Congress detailing economic, health, and social‑equity outcomes.




STATEMENT OF IMPACT​


The AEPEA leverages modern surgical robotics, additive manufacturing, and public‑finance innovation to neutralize a centuries‑old genetic inequity. By treating severe aesthetic disadvantage as a medical and economic impairment—no different than severe myopia or congenital heart defects—the United States will:


  • eliminate the beauty‑wage penalty within two decades;
  • reduce appearance‑related depression and anxiety prevalence by an estimated 30 %;
  • generate productivity gains projected at $400 billion annually by FY 2045.

Congressional action is hereby requested to enact this transformative equal‑opportunity framework.
we also need suicide booths for NDcels like me
 
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In my view, assisted euthanasia should be reserved for terminal illnesses.
 
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terminal illness autism what's the difference
Autism is a non-illness manufactured by the medicine industrial complex to sell you pills and therapy.
 
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Escaping inceldom isn't a right. Winning is part of becoming a respectable man. There's supposed to be more losers than winners.
No one owes you anything and if you cant find a way to make it happen for yourself without handouts then you deserve to be one of the other 6 billion losers in the world. :what:

Chad wins by being born, I have to spend hundreds of thousands on surgery and tens of thousands of hours on the gym and I’m still an incel.

Winning isn’t possible when you’re dealt a shit hand.
 
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No joke this would bring down the suicide and homelessness rates

Also school shootings
 
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If everyone is chad, no one is chad:Comfy:
 
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No joke this would bring down the suicide and homelessness rates

Also school shootings
Yeah. It will only cost 11% of the GDP each year.
 
Simply eat more raw meat and natural diets and in 4 generations you might have a kid that isn’t a recessed jaw bonless retard theory
 

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