dropped a cactus on my foot today

[diddeh]

i woke up today and as i was opening the curtains a fucking cactus falls on my foot and punctures the fuck outta me. i cant put any shoes on for the next 2 days and i cant walk anymore jfl

 

[FiendFiend]

i woke up today and as i was opening the curtains a fucking cactus falls on my foot and punctures the fuck outta me. i cant put any shoes on for the next 2 days and i cant walk anymore jfl

natural selection

 

[diddeh]

natural selection

i calculated with chatgpt and it said this happens to about one person per day

 

[FiendFiend]

i calculated with chatgpt and it said this happens to about one person per day

theres 8b people globally so mirin the chances

 

[g-money]

holy cortisol boost

 

[diddeh]

holy cortisol boost

I never stress

 

[diddeh]

theres 8b people globally so mirin the chances

Exactly

 

[DrinkYourMilk]

dnr but i noticed the fakemink profile picture

 

[diddeh]

dnr but i noticed the fakemink profile picture

Mirin that joe avi watching him rn actually