Vermilioncore
suffering on the heights of despair
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One time I met this slut who told me where she worked so me and my nigga went to the mall and he waited outside and I walked into the candy store to see if I could get her number but she wasn’t there so I bought two watermelon sodas. One for me one for my nigga.
Then I walked outside like Jim Carey in dumb and dumber and my friend said “what the hell bro did you get her number?”
And I shook my head and said “she wasn’t there.” And handed him one of the sodas and we walked off
Felt like a scene from dumb and dumber
Then I walked outside like Jim Carey in dumb and dumber and my friend said “what the hell bro did you get her number?”
And I shook my head and said “she wasn’t there.” And handed him one of the sodas and we walked off
Felt like a scene from dumb and dumber
