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So last year in my English class. We were in small groups and shit. So I get up and get some lotion because my hands are dry, I come back this Stacy takes my spot then her Becky friend was like you took (my names) spot. Then this bitch says “it’s okay you can sit on my lap”.
 
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What did you do
 
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ok
 
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Isn't that a good thing?
 
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She was probably humiliating you
 
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lol at you op for not letting her sit in your lap instead
 
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So last year in my English class. We were in small groups and shit. So I get up and get some lotion because my hands are dry, I come back this Stacy takes my spot then her Becky friend was like you took (my names) spot. Then this bitch says “it’s okay you can sit on my lap”.
mirin the humble brag
 
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op needed to lube his handsies up :feelshaha:
 
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exactly tf was this cumskin nigga thinking
hard to think up of shit like that on the spot

a low iq nigga like me woulda sat on her lap like a faggot

Girls have asked me to sit on their laps before because I have a fat ass:lul:
 
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a low iq nigga like me woulda sat on her lap like a faggot

I have a fat ass:lul:
foid confirmed @mods ban her
 
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hard to think up of shit like that on the spot

a low iq nigga like me woulda sat on her lap like a faggot

Girls have asked me to sit on their laps before because I have a fat ass:lul:
Thick boy
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