Earlier today I posted the anticipated reviews of Superman 2025 from a parallel reality’s perspective — THESE are the actual reviews from our universe

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I felt like hanging myself. Thanks for destroying our Superman.

So, Clark Kent didn’t crash on Earth but instead emigrated here from Krypton? Are you all really this disassociated with everyone?


Fuck you, DC Comics! You did it again, ASSHOLES! Trump 2028! Trump 2028! Trump 2028!

It felt like the writers from Joker 2 were given this script. They took our beloved superheroes and villains and turned them into a silly cartoon that even children would get bored with. It felt like the producer was more interested in screwing their investors than making a blockbuster. Weird way of doing business!

Superman 2025 helping migrants cross the border? A character similar to Trump is in prison? What is wrong with you people in Hollywood? Burn in Hell.

If you haven’t seen Superman 2025 yet, save your money! Trust me. They’d toss this pile of shit to HBO Max within a month. You’ll thank me later!

Thank you so much for turning Clark Kent/Superman into a bisexual! This is the one we have been waiting for, with love from LGBTQ+!

But Dark Superman is supposed to be Ultraman, not an unknown character! Why ruin the story, DC Comics? You dipshits!

So Lex Luthor is an AI robot played by a real actor? Why???

Picture yourself having a delicious meal in a restaurant with pleasant music flowing in the background. On the other side of the wall your table rests against is a large dumpster with reeking garbage and flies. That dumpster is Superman 2025.

Hispanic Batman and black Robin? You racist motherfuckers!

When I went into this movie, I expected the story to stay connected to Justice League, either Whedon’s version or Snyder’s cut. But what I got instead was a slap across my face. Sorry, DC Comics, you lost a fan with this one.

Lesbian Supergirl and gay Green Lantern? Why?

It was like the producers asked, “How can we ruin DC Comics?” Someone suggests, “Send the Superman 2025 script to Todd Phillips and Scott Silver. They’ll know what to do.”

Why are all of the characters LGBT? Even Krypto is gay!

The entire Superman story was nothing but a fantasy from a migrant child dying in a hospital emergency room? Who are you people?? Is AI writing these stories now?


 
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Thank you for the reassurance!
I'm exhausted and heart broken after reading the disappointing leaked reviews for Superman 'Fuck You.' Ugh, I feel like my dick was pounded and face smothered with a cast net of fish after taking a few shots of suspicious liquor at a bar with my date and her smiling friends. I'm done today.
 
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I'm exhausted and heart broken after reading the disappointing leaked reviews for Superman 'Fuck You.' Ugh, I feel like my dick was pounded and face smothered with a cast net of fish after taking a few shots of suspicious liquor at a bar with my date and her smiling friends. I'm done today.
Had the movie come out where your in I’m in the UK so it hasn’t premiered yet.

Is it decent
 
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I felt like hanging myself. Thanks for destroying our Superman.

So, Clark Kent didn’t crash on Earth but instead emigrated here from Krypton? Are you all really this disassociated with everyone?


Fuck you, DC Comics! You did it again, ASSHOLES! Trump 2028! Trump 2028! Trump 2028!

It felt like the writers from Joker 2 were given this script. They took our beloved superheroes and villains and turned them into a silly cartoon that even children would get bored with. It felt like the producer was more interested in screwing their investors than making a blockbuster. Weird way of doing business!

Superman 2025 helping migrants cross the border? A character similar to Trump is in prison? What is wrong with you people in Hollywood? Burn in Hell.

If you haven’t seen Superman 2025 yet, save your money! Trust me. They’d toss this pile of shit to HBO Max within a month. You’ll thank me later!

Thank you so much for turning Clark Kent/Superman into a bisexual! This is the one we have been waiting for, with love from LGBTQ+!

But Dark Superman is supposed to be Ultraman, not an unknown character! Why ruin the story, DC Comics? You dipshits!

So Lex Luthor is an AI robot played by a real actor? Why???

Picture yourself having a delicious meal in a restaurant with pleasant music flowing in the background. On the other side of the wall your table rests against is a large dumpster with reeking garbage and flies. That dumpster is Superman 2025.

Hispanic Batman and black Robin? You racist motherfuckers!

When I went into this movie, I expected the story to stay connected to Justice League, either Whedon’s version or Snyder’s cut. But what I got instead was a slap across my face. Sorry, DC Comics, you lost a fan with this one.

Lesbian Supergirl and gay Green Lantern? Why?

It was like the producers asked, “How can we ruin DC Comics?” Someone suggests, “Send the Superman 2025 script to Todd Phillips and Scott Silver. They’ll know what to do.”

Why are all of the characters LGBT? Even Krypto is gay!

The entire Superman story was nothing but a fantasy from a migrant child dying in a hospital emergency room? Who are you people?? Is AI writing these stories now?


Oh I’m not watching it
 
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B-b-but its my take on this shit.

Had the movie come out where your in I’m in the UK so it hasn’t premiered yet.

Is it decent
Oh I’m not watching it
This says it all:


James Gunn (Jewish) fucked us all!

Its a good thread though
But its a sad one, too.

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B-b-but its my take on this shit.



This says it all:


James Gunn (Jewish) fucked us all!


But its a sad one, too.

Sad Season 2 GIF by Friends
Ahh unfortunate. Superman is one of my favourite fictional characters I will be disappointed with this film man
 
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They took all of those films, Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, Justice League, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Flash, Black Adam, the TV verse of DC Comics and tossed them all into a giant pile of shit. THEN WB studio and James Gunn took a dump called Superman 2025 on top of that.
 
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Brutally over for DC Comics. From what I hear, they're sabotaging the company so Marvel's people can buy it to bring us...
JUSTICE LEAGUE VS AVENGERS/XMEN!

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