Easiest ways to put down 1000 calories in a sitting?

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What should I eat?
 
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everything
 
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pizza, faggot

the answer is always pizza
 
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@ItsSoGymMaxx @59H390 @takethewhitepill @knightgtb65 @Just Blast
 
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chocolate if u dont care abt macros
 
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nuts are very calorie dense
cashews, almonds and walnuts
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ben & jerry's ice cream
 
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Whole stick of butter. :Comfy:
 
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810 calories, how do you suppose the best way to consume it?
Preferably with steak, like medium-rare. I've never had raw meat, so I'm not going to say that it's the greatest thing ever.
Cook the steak in the butter, and eat chunks of the butter while eating the steak. You won't notice it, might even make your food nicer.
 
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Preferably with steak, like medium-rare. I've never had raw meat, so I'm not going to say that it's the greatest thing ever.
Cook the steak in the butter, and eat chunks of the butter while eating the steak. You won't notice it, might even make your food nicer.
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sugar is obviously the easiest way but it will give you diabetes and fuck your skin up
 
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drink seed oils bro, trust
 
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sugar is obviously the easiest way but it will give you diabetes and fuck your skin up
Nah twin u just don’t know what u talkin bout🥹
 
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imagine not being shredded
eww
 
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imagine not being shredded
eww
Wdym bro I am shredded thats why im trying to get some fat so I can get more muscle to look better next time I get shredded
 
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im ngl the fastest way i used to consume 1000+kcals back in the day when i was fucking peak bulk was mcdonalds, absolute slop but my combo was 20 nuggs + mayo chicken + vanilla shake
 
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im ngl the fastest way i used to consume 1000+kcals back in the day when i was fucking peak bulk was mcdonalds, absolute slop but my combo was 20 nuggs + mayo chicken + vanilla shake
W im considering hitting up the McDonald's rn
 
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How do some people struggle to eat? I could easily put over 3,000 calories of fried chicken or pizza in a few hours if I wanted to.
 
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How do some people struggle to eat? I could easily put over 3,000 calories of fried chicken or pizza in a few hours if I wanted to.
competing w the landwhales ma nigga 🤣
 
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Definitely olive oil
 
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competing w the landwhales ma nigga 🤣
The difference between me and a filthy landwhale, is that I have the self control to generally say no to trash food.

Landwhales can't because they have 0 self control.
 
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some high calorie options

ONE cup of nuts - 800 calories
16 oz glass of whole milk - 300 calories
1 bar of dark chocolate - 550 calories

if you're dirty bulking

4 slices of pepperoni pizza from dominoes (1200 calories)
1 sweet and spicy bacon burger from whataburger (1000 calories)
 
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some high calorie options

ONE cup of nuts - 800 calories
16 oz glass of whole milk - 300 calories
1 bar of dark chocolate - 550 calories

if you're dirty bulking

4 slices of pepperoni pizza from dominoes (1200 calories)
1 sweet and spicy bacon burger from whataburger (1000 calories)
Awesome
 
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You can break 1000 easy in a simple fast food meal did you mean healthy?
 
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fruit smoothie
 
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You can break 1000 easy in a simple fast food meal did you mean healthy?
Some healthy some not, so far today ive ate around 5,000 cals and will do more
 
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make a smoothie with full fat milk peanut butter oats whatever protein powder you have and add some honey or berries
 
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What should I eat?
yea i agree with the others just make a milshake and blend everything together u can get p close to 1k calories. also if u put in 1-2 table spoons of thats 120-240 calories and u wont even taste it. but i wouldnt put more than that.
 
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2 packs of buldak noodles with 4 eggs 1400 calories
 
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Half a dominos pizza with a coke sugar version can 1400 cal
 
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Chicken tender patty with burger bun to make a crispy chicken sandwhich 400 x 3 1200 cal

its so easy to make pop the patty in airfryer and but in the bun, if you want put the bun on a pan so its warm and crispy
 

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