Easiest ways to put down 1000 calories in a sitting?

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What should I eat?
 
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everything
 
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pizza, faggot

the answer is always pizza
 
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@ItsSoGymMaxx @59H390 @takethewhitepill @knightgtb65 @Just Blast
 
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chocolate if u dont care abt macros
 
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nuts are very calorie dense
cashews, almonds and walnuts
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ben & jerry's ice cream
 
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Whole stick of butter. :Comfy:
 
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810 calories, how do you suppose the best way to consume it?
Preferably with steak, like medium-rare. I've never had raw meat, so I'm not going to say that it's the greatest thing ever.
Cook the steak in the butter, and eat chunks of the butter while eating the steak. You won't notice it, might even make your food nicer.
 
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Preferably with steak, like medium-rare. I've never had raw meat, so I'm not going to say that it's the greatest thing ever.
Cook the steak in the butter, and eat chunks of the butter while eating the steak. You won't notice it, might even make your food nicer.
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sugar is obviously the easiest way but it will give you diabetes and fuck your skin up
 
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drink seed oils bro, trust
 
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imagine not being shredded
eww
 
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imagine not being shredded
eww
Wdym bro I am shredded thats why im trying to get some fat so I can get more muscle to look better next time I get shredded
 
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im ngl the fastest way i used to consume 1000+kcals back in the day when i was fucking peak bulk was mcdonalds, absolute slop but my combo was 20 nuggs + mayo chicken + vanilla shake
 
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im ngl the fastest way i used to consume 1000+kcals back in the day when i was fucking peak bulk was mcdonalds, absolute slop but my combo was 20 nuggs + mayo chicken + vanilla shake
W im considering hitting up the McDonald's rn
 
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How do some people struggle to eat? I could easily put over 3,000 calories of fried chicken or pizza in a few hours if I wanted to.
 
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Definitely olive oil
 

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