Eating "chocolate" is the biggest lie ever

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They lied to us and said that chocolate is good because it increases "dopamine"

Guess what

Chocolates have a lot of oxalates, which are the biggest cause of kidney stones, and NEUROTOXINS THAT FUCKING DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN

What'd you expect from a plant anyway
 
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then why does it feels so good to eat
 
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You pee out excess oxalates so your fine if u eat chocolate
 
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They lied to us and said that chocolate is good because it increases "dopamine"

Guess what

Chocolates have a lot of oxalates, which are the biggest cause of kidney stones, and NEUROTOXINS THAT FUCKING DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN

What'd you expect from a plant anyway
Mmm chocolate
 
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i'm gonna eat chocolate and iq mog u
 
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I eat dark chocolate because it has caffeine in it enough of the copes because it can be good for you
 
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Yes there are neurotoxins in chocolate you fucking dumb son of a bitch
By neurotoxins you mean heavy metals, and you know how much chocolate you would need to eat for it to effect you negatively?
 
By neurotoxins you mean heavy metals, and you know how much chocolate you would need to eat for it to effect you negatively?
Yes, eating some everyday for 1-2 years can affect u negatively
 
Yes, eating some everyday for 1-2 years can affect u negatively
Well your body is still gonna pee and or poop out any excess of those heavy metals so unless your eating like insane amounts of chocolate everyday u should be fine
 
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Well your body is still gonna pee and or poop out any excess of those heavy metals so unless your eating like insane amounts of chocolate everyday u should be fine
Your body does not pee out any of that retard. If our body just peed out all the heavy metals, then most people wouldn't be having health issues
 
Your body does not pee out any of that retard. If our body just peed out all the heavy metals, then most people wouldn't be having health issues
It pees out excess, look it up.
 
Dubai chocolate labubu
 
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It pees out excess, look it up.
So then why is "heavy metal poisoning" a thing
Please do not talk on shit you dont have a single fucking clue about absolute retard
 
So then why is "heavy metal poisoning" a thing
Please do not talk on shit you dont have a single fucking clue about absolute retard
well I’m sure it’s not from eating chocolate, that sounds stupid in it of its self.
 
well I’m sure it’s not from eating chocolate, that sounds stupid in it of its self.
And i never said there are heavy metals in chocolate
I said there are NEUROTOXINS
Its normal ur 20iq ass doesnt know what that is u bitch
 
well I’m sure it’s not from eating chocolate, that sounds stupid in it of its self.
The guy you're replying also believes the earth is flat.
 
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just eat it with raw fat
 
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And i never said there are heavy metals in chocolate
I said there are NEUROTOXINS
Its normal ur 20iq ass doesnt know what that is u bitch
its the same thing btw, also why do u feel the need to insult in every reply, just makes u look angry.
The guy you're replying also believes the earth is flat.
oh boy, that explains it.
 
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its the same thing btw, also why do u feel the need to insult in every reply, just makes u look angry.

oh boy, that explains it.
"oh boy"

You're actually so fucking dumb it makes sense why your opinions are so fucking retarded
 
"oh boy"

You're actually so fucking dumb it makes sense why your opinions are so fucking retarded
Nah I just proved you wrong and you got mad so now ur just spamming insults
 
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