Eating primate chow intended for zoo animals for maxxing gains/reduce bf%/increase testosterone levels

[Callooh_Calais]

I feel like this is a lifehack you boys should be aware of that I learned off the internet: Some pet stores/zoo supply companies will sell to the general public, and one of them is a firm called Mazuri which offers something called Mazuri Primate Diets (hereforth referred to as monkey chow) that has a really good product: it has at least 5lbs (I think that's 2.5kg, I don't know yank measurements that well) of crude protein, omega 3, et. al. and pretty much everything a primate (such as a human being) needs to stay healthy; Interestingly enough, it comes in various flavours that don't sound very appealing to apes (such as cinnamon) so I imagine that weightlifters may be a target demographic.

Whenever I clock at least 45 mins on weights at the gym now, I always finish off by reaching into my bag of primate chow and eating a biscuit or two: I just soak them in milk, mash them up and eat it much like one would eat a bowl of cereal.

I've lost about 3-5kg (variance changes it everyday) of bodyfat since about 2 months ago, as it helps me keep calories low while maxxing up on nutrients.

Does anyone else have a similar "hack" that might go under the radar?

 

[DamonHx]

funciona mano você pode comê-lo eu aprovo

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

@HTN_Mentalcel holy fuck look at this shit
this nigga is legit eating (zoo) animal feed to aid him in stressing and aging his body by lifting manmade metal up and down
he has truly achieved peak enslavement

 

[Callooh_Calais]

funciona mano você pode comê-lo eu aprovo

Eu sinto q vc sabem bem disso (vc tem muitos "macacos" corrrndo por ai)

 

[tigrxs]

people are giving this food to their pet lemur and your eating them

 

[Callooh_Calais]

@HTN_Mentalcel holy fuck look at this shit
this nigga is legit eating (zoo) animal feed to aid him in stressing and aging his body by lifting manmade metal up and down
he has truly achieved peak enslavement
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Human beings are animals too: If it says "primate diet", and humans are primates, then surely we are fully capable of eating it with zero side effects

 

[NoseProphecy]

Can u send the ingredient list?

 

[MA_ascender]

Can u send the ingredient list?

soy, corn, even more soy

 

[MA_ascender]

I saw that 4chan thread

 

[tigrxs]

Can u send the ingredient list?

Dehulled Soybean Meal, Ground Soybean Hulls, Dried Plain Beet Pulp, Corn Protein Meal, Oat Hulls, Dried Apple Pomace, Cane Molasses, Ground Flaxseed, Ground Whole Aspen, Carrageenan, Soybean Oil, Wheat Germ, Dicalcium Phosphate, Rice Flour, Sucrose, Fructose, Potassium Chloride, Brewers Dried Yeast, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, L-Ascorbyl-2-Polyphosphate (Vitamin C), Choline Chloride, Salt, Cinnamon, Dried Lactobacillus acidophilus Fermentation Product, Calcium Pantothenate, d-Alpha Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), DL-Methionine, Dried Lactobacillus casei Fermentation Product, Folic Acid, Dried Bifidobacterium thermophilum Fermentation Product, Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3), Zinc Proteinate, Dried Enterococcus faecium Fermentation Product, Vitamin A Acetate, Manganese Proteinate, Menadione Sodium Bisulfite Complex (Vitamin K), Nicotinic Acid, Copper Proteinate, Riboflavin-5-Phosphate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Preserved with Mixed Tocopherols, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Citric Acid (a Preservative), Beta Carotene, Manganese Sulfate, Copper Sulfate, Cobalt Proteinate, Ethylenediamine Dihydroiodide, Rosemary Extract, Sodium Selenite, Biotin.

 

[NoseProphecy]

Dehulled Soybean Meal, Ground Soybean Hulls, Dried Plain Beet Pulp, Corn Protein Meal, Oat Hulls, Dried Apple Pomace, Cane Molasses, Ground Flaxseed, Ground Whole Aspen, Carrageenan, Soybean Oil, Wheat Germ, Dicalcium Phosphate, Rice Flour, Sucrose, Fructose, Potassium Chloride, Brewers Dried Yeast, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, L-Ascorbyl-2-Polyphosphate (Vitamin C), Choline Chloride, Salt, Cinnamon, Dried Lactobacillus acidophilus Fermentation Product, Calcium Pantothenate, d-Alpha Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), DL-Methionine, Dried Lactobacillus casei Fermentation Product, Folic Acid, Dried Bifidobacterium thermophilum Fermentation Product, Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3), Zinc Proteinate, Dried Enterococcus faecium Fermentation Product, Vitamin A Acetate, Manganese Proteinate, Menadione Sodium Bisulfite Complex (Vitamin K), Nicotinic Acid, Copper Proteinate, Riboflavin-5-Phosphate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Preserved with Mixed Tocopherols, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Citric Acid (a Preservative), Beta Carotene, Manganese Sulfate, Copper Sulfate, Cobalt Proteinate, Ethylenediamine Dihydroiodide, Rosemary Extract, Sodium Selenite, Biotin.

Fuck I thought it would be some slop of organ meats and shit.

 

[Deleted member 72630]

Fuck I thought it would be some slop of organ meats and shit.

that's human food

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Human beings are animals too: If it says "primate diet", and humans are primates, then surely we are fully capable of eating it with zero side effects

perfect simple minded goy that doesnt question anything and leaves everything at surface view

 

[AverageTevvezFan]

I feel like this is a lifehack you boys should be aware of that I learned off the internet: Some pet stores/zoo supply companies will sell to the general public, and one of them is a firm called Mazuri which offers something called Mazuri Primate Diets (hereforth referred to as monkey chow) that has a really good product: it has at least 5lbs (I think that's 2.5kg, I don't know yank measurements that well) of crude protein, omega 3, et. al. and pretty much everything a primate (such as a human being) needs to stay healthy; Interestingly enough, it comes in various flavours that don't sound very appealing to apes (such as cinnamon) so I imagine that weightlifters may be a target demographic.

Whenever I clock at least 45 mins on weights at the gym now, I always finish off by reaching into my bag of primate chow and eating a biscuit or two: I just soak them in milk, mash them up and eat it much like one would eat a bowl of cereal.

I've lost about 3-5kg (variance changes it everyday) of bodyfat since about 2 months ago, as it helps me keep calories low while maxxing up on nutrients.

Does anyone else have a similar "hack" that might go under the radar?

Mirin’ the ash percentage of your food JFL

 

[MA_ascender]

Mirin’ the ash percentage of your food JFL

the ash percent means how much ash is left after incinerating the food (minerals), not if there is ash mixed in it

 

[Chadington]

That’s not even goy slop, that’s complete nigger slop. Why the fuck would you eat soy chips for monkeys?!

 

[ihyscythe]

I feel like this is a lifehack you boys should be aware of that I learned off the internet: Some pet stores/zoo supply companies will sell to the general public, and one of them is a firm called Mazuri which offers something called Mazuri Primate Diets (hereforth referred to as monkey chow) that has a really good product: it has at least 5lbs (I think that's 2.5kg, I don't know yank measurements that well) of crude protein, omega 3, et. al. and pretty much everything a primate (such as a human being) needs to stay healthy; Interestingly enough, it comes in various flavours that don't sound very appealing to apes (such as cinnamon) so I imagine that weightlifters may be a target demographic.

Whenever I clock at least 45 mins on weights at the gym now, I always finish off by reaching into my bag of primate chow and eating a biscuit or two: I just soak them in milk, mash them up and eat it much like one would eat a bowl of cereal.

I've lost about 3-5kg (variance changes it everyday) of bodyfat since about 2 months ago, as it helps me keep calories low while maxxing up on nutrients.

Does anyone else have a similar "hack" that might go under the radar?

if u want testosterone just eat raw testicles, chow on some wood logs and drink lava

 

[chudlite]

Dehulled Soybean Meal, Ground Soybean Hulls, Dried Plain Beet Pulp, Corn Protein Meal, Oat Hulls, Dried Apple Pomace, Cane Molasses, Ground Flaxseed, Ground Whole Aspen, Carrageenan, Soybean Oil, Wheat Germ, Dicalcium Phosphate, Rice Flour, Sucrose, Fructose, Potassium Chloride, Brewers Dried Yeast, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Calcium Carbonate, Taurine, L-Ascorbyl-2-Polyphosphate (Vitamin C), Choline Chloride, Salt, Cinnamon, Dried Lactobacillus acidophilus Fermentation Product, Calcium Pantothenate, d-Alpha Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), DL-Methionine, Dried Lactobacillus casei Fermentation Product, Folic Acid, Dried Bifidobacterium thermophilum Fermentation Product, Cholecalciferol (Vitamin D3), Zinc Proteinate, Dried Enterococcus faecium Fermentation Product, Vitamin A Acetate, Manganese Proteinate, Menadione Sodium Bisulfite Complex (Vitamin K), Nicotinic Acid, Copper Proteinate, Riboflavin-5-Phosphate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Preserved with Mixed Tocopherols, Vitamin B12 Supplement, Citric Acid (a Preservative), Beta Carotene, Manganese Sulfate, Copper Sulfate, Cobalt Proteinate, Ethylenediamine Dihydroiodide, Rosemary Extract, Sodium Selenite, Biotin.

doesnt seem that bad bhai what are the calories per serving and how much is a serving