ECONOMICS AS TORTURE: WHY MY MONTHLY BILLS FEEL LIKE MEDIEVAL PUNISHMENTS

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Bills aren't just paper anymore. They've evolved into living manifestos of torment that breed under my mailbox. Each envelope arrives already cackling, performing interpretive dances of poverty while my bank account begs for mercy in seven different languages it never learned:feelswhy:
Yesterday, my electric bill mated with the water bill and produced a hybrid monster of pure economic suffering.:soy: The rent doesn't just demand money - it requires ritualistic sacrifices of my dignity while insurance premiums watch and take notes on my despair. Late fees? They've formed a support group that meets every Tuesday to discuss new ways of multiplying through tears alone.
My credit score isn't a number - it's a sentient entity that deliberately chooses chaos, performing synchronized swimming routines in the red while debt collectors compose symphonies of torment using only the sound of bounced checkS. The ATM spits out receipts that are actually short stories about my financial failures, written in the ancient language of overdraft fees.
Service charges are holding gladiator tournaments in my account history, while interest rates breed faster than rabbits having existential crises. Each morning, my wallet opens itself to scream ancient curses learned from centuries of witnessing human fiscal stupidity. The online banking app just shows a live feed of demons laughing now - they've given up pretending there's actual money to count.
I tried negotiating with my student loans, but they've declared themselves an autonomous nation of eternal bondage, complete with their own flag made from shredded dreams and a national anthem that's just the sound of souls being crushed under compound interest:hnghn: My savings account has achieved enlightenment through emptiness - it now teaches meditation classes to other poor people's accounts.
The monthly bank statement arrived today, but instead of numbers, it's just a detailed philosophical treatise on the meaninglessness of material wealth, written in the blood of previous account holders. My debit card started a cult that worships the void between paychecks, while credit card minimum payments perform ritual dances to summon more fees from dimensions of pure financial horror.

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brutal moneypill
 
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Bills are cartel tier for of blackmail and threat.
 
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Bills aren't just paper anymore. They've evolved into living manifestos of torment that breed under my mailbox. Each envelope arrives already cackling, performing interpretive dances of poverty while my bank account begs for mercy in seven different languages it never learned:feelswhy:
Yesterday, my electric bill mated with the water bill and produced a hybrid monster of pure economic suffering.:soy: The rent doesn't just demand money - it requires ritualistic sacrifices of my dignity while insurance premiums watch and take notes on my despair. Late fees? They've formed a support group that meets every Tuesday to discuss new ways of multiplying through tears alone.
My credit score isn't a number - it's a sentient entity that deliberately chooses chaos, performing synchronized swimming routines in the red while debt collectors compose symphonies of torment using only the sound of bounced checkS. The ATM spits out receipts that are actually short stories about my financial failures, written in the ancient language of overdraft fees.
Service charges are holding gladiator tournaments in my account history, while interest rates breed faster than rabbits having existential crises. Each morning, my wallet opens itself to scream ancient curses learned from centuries of witnessing human fiscal stupidity. The online banking app just shows a live feed of demons laughing now - they've given up pretending there's actual money to count.
I tried negotiating with my student loans, but they've declared themselves an autonomous nation of eternal bondage, complete with their own flag made from shredded dreams and a national anthem that's just the sound of souls being crushed under compound interest:hnghn: My savings account has achieved enlightenment through emptiness - it now teaches meditation classes to other poor people's accounts.
The monthly bank statement arrived today, but instead of numbers, it's just a detailed philosophical treatise on the meaninglessness of material wealth, written in the blood of previous account holders. My debit card started a cult that worships the void between paychecks, while credit card minimum payments perform ritual dances to summon more fees from dimensions of pure financial horror.

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @TsarTsar444 @Gaygymmaxx

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ts is just sad bro :feelswhy:
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