Egypt Shopping Haul

[Sadist]

crazy shit.

first day of our egypt trip.
i had a fever, so me and my girl left the hotel (a high class luxurious resort) to go to a pharmacy across the road (the slums) to get some painkillers. went in, asked for it, the pharmacist hands us a box.

i ask him “have you got any dutasteride?”.
he somehow misheard that shit, and proceeded to hand me a vial of test u
i caged and realized just how little these niggas actually give a shit. so i went on a full on shopping spree and bought the following:

- 2 boxes of piracetam
- 3 boxes of modafinil
- 2 boxes of baclofen (my pip and fever are kinda brutal so i wanna see whether baclo can help me with that)
- 3 boxes of eplerenone
- 6 boxes of some shit that raises prolactin (forgot the name) for an intriguing experiment i have in mind
- ketoconazole shampoo
- brimonadine tartarate eyedrops
- latanoprost (alternative to bimatoprost, but they only have latano in egypt)
- 0.025% tret (for 0 reason tbh)
- 3ml (750mg) test u
- the fever meds

(all legally btw)


oh, and the pharmacist was a g
while my girl wasnt looking, bro slid me a pill of 100mg viagra (sealed inb4 “he gave u cyanide”), told me to take half of it and see what happens, and we both fucking caged

and how much did i pay for all of that?

Spoiler: drum roll

$96

conclusion? i like egypt

p.s. all actions described above were performed on a modded minecraft server and the image is ai-generated for better interpretation

 

[Orka]

When I went to egypt I had the most miserable food ever

Nice haul though

 

[Akuzy]

How do you explain that to the airport security when flying back?

 

[imontheloose]

fuck egypt. i went there as a kid n its legit just fucking dust everywhere.

 

[Orka]

he somehow misheard that shit, and proceeded to hand me a vial of test u

wtf

 

[ascension]

Good luck getting that stuff through the airport

 

[eyezen]

How will u gwt that back?

 

[SlayerJonas]

watermelon cigs

 

[Sadist]

How do you explain that to the airport security when flying back?

Good luck getting that stuff through the airport

i always fly with a shit ton of pills, so its chill

test is legal in both egypt and the uk so thats safe too

 

[Starborn]

When I went to egypt I had the most miserable food ever

Nice haul though

nigga how tf do you travel everywhere i geniunly mirin how your able to do this nigga

Uve been to fucking egypt fucking england dude you go fucking EVERYWHERE

How tf do you do this???? At 17??

 

[Sadist]

nigga how tf do you travel everywhere i geniunly mirin how your able to do this nigga

Uve been to fucking egypt fucking england dude you go fucking EVERYWHERE

How tf do you do this???? At 17??

im 19 bhai

but yeah idk bro im just doing shit

 

[imontheloose]

watermelon cigs

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@Sadist wat do the marlboro gold packs there look like, or just marlboros in general?? r they in their native packs?

 

[Sadist]

@Sadist wat do the marlboro gold packs there look like, or just marlboros in general?? r they in their native packs?

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ofc

 

[Orka]

nigga how tf do you travel everywhere i geniunly mirin how your able to do this nigga

Uve been to fucking egypt fucking england dude you go fucking EVERYWHERE

How tf do you do this???? At 17??

Haven't been everywhere, but most of the important places

My family takes me, and many of these countries I just spent like a day or two in so they barely count

 

[Orka]

im 19 bhai

but yeah idk bro im just doing shit

He replied to me, chud.

 

[Starborn]

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Haven't been everywhere, but most of the important places

My family takes me, and many of these countries I just spent like a day or two in so they barely count

seeing this shit blows my hillbilly brain

53 countries holy shit

 

[imontheloose]

ofc

bring som back 4 me. well, show me pic pls. im sick of my plain packaging.

 

[Starborn]

He replied to me, chud.

bro i didnt want to say anything because i hate when that happens to me its so embarrassing

 

[Firstname.Lastname]

No idea why you would want most of these but congrats on the hual.

 

[Sadist]

bring som back 4 me. well, show me pic pls. im sick of my plain packaging.

 

[gymcelld]

Jet 2 holidays to Egypt then

 

[Sadist]

No idea why you would want most of these but congrats on the hual.

nootropics/ancillaries mostly

 

[kief]

crazy shit.

first day of our egypt trip.
i had a fever, so me and my girl left the hotel (a high class luxurious resort) to go to a pharmacy across the road (the slums) to get some painkillers. went in, asked for it, the pharmacist hands us a box.

i ask him “have you got any dutasteride?”.
he somehow misheard that shit, and proceeded to hand me a vial of test u
i caged and realized just how little these niggas actually give a shit. so i went on a full on shopping spree and bought the following:


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- 2 boxes of piracetam
- 3 boxes of modafinil
- 2 boxes of baclofen (my pip and fever are kinda brutal so i wanna see whether baclo can help me with that)
- 3 boxes of eplerenone
- 6 boxes of some shit that raises prolactin (forgot the name) for an intriguing experiment i have in mind
- ketoconazole shampoo
- brimonadine tartarate eyedrops
- latanoprost (alternative to bimatoprost, but they only have latano in egypt)
- 0.025% tret (for 0 reason tbh)
- 3ml (750mg) test u
- the fever meds

(all legally btw)


oh, and the pharmacist was a g
while my girl wasnt looking, bro slid me a pill of 100mg viagra (sealed inb4 “he gave u cyanide”), told me to take half of it and see what happens, and we both fucking caged

and how much did i pay for all of that?

Spoiler: drum roll

$96

conclusion? i like egypt

p.s. all actions described above were performed on a modded minecraft server and the image is ai-generated for better interpretation

*looksmaxer goes abroad*

 

[Sadist]

@AverageTevvezFan @curryascenderr @coispet @Menas @Chad

 

[0bs]

You will be surprised how much shit u can *legally* get in a polish pharmacy

 

[akame]

crazy shit.

first day of our egypt trip.
i had a fever, so me and my girl left the hotel (a high class luxurious resort) to go to a pharmacy across the road (the slums) to get some painkillers. went in, asked for it, the pharmacist hands us a box.

i ask him “have you got any dutasteride?”.
he somehow misheard that shit, and proceeded to hand me a vial of test u
i caged and realized just how little these niggas actually give a shit. so i went on a full on shopping spree and bought the following:


View attachment 4650946
- 2 boxes of piracetam
- 3 boxes of modafinil
- 2 boxes of baclofen (my pip and fever are kinda brutal so i wanna see whether baclo can help me with that)
- 3 boxes of eplerenone
- 6 boxes of some shit that raises prolactin (forgot the name) for an intriguing experiment i have in mind
- ketoconazole shampoo
- brimonadine tartarate eyedrops
- latanoprost (alternative to bimatoprost, but they only have latano in egypt)
- 0.025% tret (for 0 reason tbh)
- 3ml (750mg) test u
- the fever meds

(all legally btw)


oh, and the pharmacist was a g
while my girl wasnt looking, bro slid me a pill of 100mg viagra (sealed inb4 “he gave u cyanide”), told me to take half of it and see what happens, and we both fucking caged

and how much did i pay for all of that?

Spoiler: drum roll

$96

conclusion? i like egypt

p.s. all actions described above were performed on a modded minecraft server and the image is ai-generated for better interpretation

and the cigs